Henry Morris
@mrhenrymorris.substack.com
Ex Tory MP
Author, PT, comedian, Field Maneuvers boss, 50+ ultra marathons
Substack: https://mrhenrymorris.substack.com/
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/henrymorrispt
Author, PT, comedian, Field Maneuvers boss, 50+ ultra marathons
Substack: https://mrhenrymorris.substack.com/
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/henrymorrispt
Let that sink in
January 9, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Let that sink in
Twelfth night looking promising.
January 5, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Twelfth night looking promising.
Epstein latest 🤯
January 3, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Epstein latest 🤯
Life really does come at you fast when you're Liz Truss
December 29, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Life really does come at you fast when you're Liz Truss
If we can't kill foxes, we'll kill our dogs.
Your move.
Your move.
December 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
If we can't kill foxes, we'll kill our dogs.
Your move.
Your move.
The Little Match Girl - A Christmas Story
By Donald J Trump, winner of the coveted FIFA peace prize
Live now, on my Substack
Nadolig llawen pawb!
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By Donald J Trump, winner of the coveted FIFA peace prize
Live now, on my Substack
Nadolig llawen pawb!
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December 24, 2025 at 7:52 AM
The Little Match Girl - A Christmas Story
By Donald J Trump, winner of the coveted FIFA peace prize
Live now, on my Substack
Nadolig llawen pawb!
open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...
By Donald J Trump, winner of the coveted FIFA peace prize
Live now, on my Substack
Nadolig llawen pawb!
open.substack.com/pub/mrhenrym...
Excited to see that the head of the political wing of the illegal bloodsports community (Countryside Alliance) Tim Bonner, is looking for work now that trail hunting has been banned. 🧐
December 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Excited to see that the head of the political wing of the illegal bloodsports community (Countryside Alliance) Tim Bonner, is looking for work now that trail hunting has been banned. 🧐
What if the geese actually migrated early to Svalbard and are now poaching seals 'to be cooked and eaten on Christmas Day' (according to locals.)
December 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
What if the geese actually migrated early to Svalbard and are now poaching seals 'to be cooked and eaten on Christmas Day' (according to locals.)
Important to remember Chase DeMoor is a dreadful boxer.
December 21, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Important to remember Chase DeMoor is a dreadful boxer.
New front in the culture war just opened.
December 19, 2025 at 10:36 AM
New front in the culture war just opened.
I am thrilled to announce that Substack have sent me a bland looking tile inside which my name features near the word 'bestseller'.
I will try and remain authentic to my true self, but no promises. The stress and isolation associated with fame are well documented and I have already ignored the dog.
I will try and remain authentic to my true self, but no promises. The stress and isolation associated with fame are well documented and I have already ignored the dog.
December 16, 2025 at 10:13 AM
I am thrilled to announce that Substack have sent me a bland looking tile inside which my name features near the word 'bestseller'.
I will try and remain authentic to my true self, but no promises. The stress and isolation associated with fame are well documented and I have already ignored the dog.
I will try and remain authentic to my true self, but no promises. The stress and isolation associated with fame are well documented and I have already ignored the dog.
Love thy neighbour. Unless they're Romanian.
December 14, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Love thy neighbour. Unless they're Romanian.
'Woke Liberati'
December 14, 2025 at 6:47 AM
'Woke Liberati'
Careful what you wish for, Daily Mail edition - Taking back control of the privilege of waiting 6 months for a cowboy builder.
December 14, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Careful what you wish for, Daily Mail edition - Taking back control of the privilege of waiting 6 months for a cowboy builder.
Can't believe a man who called for vasectomies for the unemployed and thinks free school meal vouchers get spent in crack dens... hadn't joined Reform already.
December 11, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Can't believe a man who called for vasectomies for the unemployed and thinks free school meal vouchers get spent in crack dens... hadn't joined Reform already.
Dooks in the mist.
December 10, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Dooks in the mist.
Another hearty round of flooding courtesy of Storm Bram/Esso.
December 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Another hearty round of flooding courtesy of Storm Bram/Esso.
'The king - standing on the left'
December 7, 2025 at 8:39 AM
'The king - standing on the left'
A GBNews frother will turn this on it's head and say "Labour would have outlawed Dunkirk" in 5, 4, 3...
December 3, 2025 at 10:30 AM
A GBNews frother will turn this on it's head and say "Labour would have outlawed Dunkirk" in 5, 4, 3...
The news of Jonathan Gullis defecting (sic) to Reform has brought to mind this pertinent piece of research that i came across while writing my most recent book.
December 1, 2025 at 10:52 AM
The news of Jonathan Gullis defecting (sic) to Reform has brought to mind this pertinent piece of research that i came across while writing my most recent book.