Bisexual Soft Dumbass 🍉
@christoherward.bsky.social
Male/plural. Communard. Writer. General purpose nerd. Caption Boy (and Boyfriend) for Mainely Mandy.
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
Francis was more Mike Shinoda whereas Leo is more Chester
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Ma: So how's work going today?
Me:
Me:
a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt .
Alt: A young child screaming at the top of their lungs
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November 25, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Ma: So how's work going today?
Me:
Me:
lol good. Live shamed and die empty
PUNCHBOWL: “.. GOP members messaged us over the weekend saying that they, too, are considering retiring in the middle of the term. Here’s one particularly exercised senior House Republican:
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@punchbowlnews.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
lol good. Live shamed and die empty
One brave soul could've done the whole world a favor. Alas
November 24, 2025 at 4:51 AM
One brave soul could've done the whole world a favor. Alas
Why'd y'spill yer beans, Charlie Brown?
We Thought You Was a Toad, Charlie Brown
Is it safe, Charlie Brown?
November 24, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Why'd y'spill yer beans, Charlie Brown?
Your boy isn't feeling it today y'all
a cartoon of a gnome with a red hat
Alt: A gnome from Gravity Falls throwing up a rainbow
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November 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Your boy isn't feeling it today y'all
"Show me, show me, show me how you do that trick
The one that makes me scream," she said
"The one that makes me laugh," she said
Threw her arms around my neck
"Show me how you do it
And I promise you
I promise that I'll run away with you
I'll run away with you"
The one that makes me scream," she said
"The one that makes me laugh," she said
Threw her arms around my neck
"Show me how you do it
And I promise you
I promise that I'll run away with you
I'll run away with you"
November 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
"Show me, show me, show me how you do that trick
The one that makes me scream," she said
"The one that makes me laugh," she said
Threw her arms around my neck
"Show me how you do it
And I promise you
I promise that I'll run away with you
I'll run away with you"
The one that makes me scream," she said
"The one that makes me laugh," she said
Threw her arms around my neck
"Show me how you do it
And I promise you
I promise that I'll run away with you
I'll run away with you"
As someone who works for one of the big box stores, take your business to Hillary and the others at @peculiarityshop.bsky.social
What if the true meaning of Christmas is supporting small businesses so the oligarchs have a very shitty season?
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November 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
As someone who works for one of the big box stores, take your business to Hillary and the others at @peculiarityshop.bsky.social
I'm never gonna dance again
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Though it's easy to pretend
I know you're not a fool
I should have known better than to cheat a friend
And waste the chance that I'd been given
So I'm never gonna dance again
The way I danced with you
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Though it's easy to pretend
I know you're not a fool
I should have known better than to cheat a friend
And waste the chance that I'd been given
So I'm never gonna dance again
The way I danced with you
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I'm never gonna dance again
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Though it's easy to pretend
I know you're not a fool
I should have known better than to cheat a friend
And waste the chance that I'd been given
So I'm never gonna dance again
The way I danced with you
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Though it's easy to pretend
I know you're not a fool
I should have known better than to cheat a friend
And waste the chance that I'd been given
So I'm never gonna dance again
The way I danced with you
I still haven't encountered the "RFK sex poetry" article and I'm taking that as a sign I've done a good job curating my experience on this site
November 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I still haven't encountered the "RFK sex poetry" article and I'm taking that as a sign I've done a good job curating my experience on this site
When you get the work done early and can kick it in the break room for the rest of your shift
a man is sitting in a chair with his feet up and eating a hamburger
Alt: Hopper from Stranger Things sitting in an easy chair with his legs up, kicking his shoes off
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November 22, 2025 at 4:29 AM
When you get the work done early and can kick it in the break room for the rest of your shift
The thing about MTG quiting is that I very much hope the door hits her on the way out.
Repeatedly.
Repeatedly.
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
The thing about MTG quiting is that I very much hope the door hits her on the way out.
Repeatedly.
Repeatedly.
Idk if this a woke or anti-woke opinion but I genuinely believe people who talk like this shouldn't be allowed in government.
I know that's not the main problem here but I feel like the white supremacy speaks for itself
I know that's not the main problem here but I feel like the white supremacy speaks for itself
November 21, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Idk if this a woke or anti-woke opinion but I genuinely believe people who talk like this shouldn't be allowed in government.
I know that's not the main problem here but I feel like the white supremacy speaks for itself
I know that's not the main problem here but I feel like the white supremacy speaks for itself
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The winner of the 2025 National Book Award for Nonfiction is ‘One Day, Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This’ by Omar El Akkad. #NBAwards
November 20, 2025 at 2:35 AM
The winner of the 2025 National Book Award for Nonfiction is ‘One Day, Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This’ by Omar El Akkad. #NBAwards
Time was calling a woman "piggy" was cause for getting your teeth knocked in
November 19, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Time was calling a woman "piggy" was cause for getting your teeth knocked in
Idk why polyamory is apparently the THING with Crowd Control on Dropout but ok
November 19, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Idk why polyamory is apparently the THING with Crowd Control on Dropout but ok
:D
✨Announcing our December 2025 Criterion Channel lineup! ✨
Next month, make yourself at home in some of cinema’s most memorable hotels, celebrate Julianne Moore’s bracingly human performances, or explore the trailblazing debuts of Black women filmmakers.
www.criterion.com/current/post...
Next month, make yourself at home in some of cinema’s most memorable hotels, celebrate Julianne Moore’s bracingly human performances, or explore the trailblazing debuts of Black women filmmakers.
www.criterion.com/current/post...
November 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
:D
Straight into the bin
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I was called a traitor by a man that I fought for 6 years for. I gave him my loyalty for free. I've never owed him anything. Let me tell you what a traitor is -- a traitor is an American that serves foreign countries."
November 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Straight into the bin
I'd make a joke about a shudder crawling up his spine but he doesn't have one of those
After months of protecting powerful pedophiles a stammering Speaker Johnson now insists “it’s the Republicans who are acting in good faith” (LOL OK DUDE) and says he’s going to vote for the bill
November 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I'd make a joke about a shudder crawling up his spine but he doesn't have one of those
@mainelymandy.bsky.social pet the boys for me
November 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
@mainelymandy.bsky.social pet the boys for me
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TOKE UP.
We're halfway through #Noirvember and the Czar of Noir himself @eddiemuller.bsky.social joins us to talk his new book DARK CITY DAMES as we pair reefer with OUT OF THE PAST (1947) & 99 RIVER STREET (53). Streaming on Spotify and wherever you cast pods. open.spotify.com/episode/74ms...
November 16, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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This band is going to have a death grip on my forever
The Last Dinner Party - Sail Away
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November 16, 2025 at 6:18 AM
This band is going to have a death grip on my forever
If Bill Clinton is in the Epstein files then EL OH fucking EL, no shit
November 15, 2025 at 5:51 AM
If Bill Clinton is in the Epstein files then EL OH fucking EL, no shit
Education in sign language should be mandatory at all grade levels
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 15, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Education in sign language should be mandatory at all grade levels