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@christoherward.bsky.social
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Male/plural. Communard. Writer. General purpose nerd. Caption Boy (and Boyfriend) for Mainely Mandy.
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I stared at this way too long before the joke clicked
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I'm sorry for your loss. It always hits hard
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Brother Hiccup of How to Train Your Thunderwolf fame
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:D
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We are now a week out from the release of SILVER AND LEAD, the nineteenth October Daye adventure, and I am staggered and overjoyed by how warmly it's been received.
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So anyway you're watching the episodes of ER where Drs. Carter and Lucy get stabbed and Dr. Benton comes running and you just know he's thinking "I've gotta save my son!"
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Sean Duffy says the safety of the air traffic control system will start being impacted next Sunday if the shutdown continues
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Ahem. That should say "do" not "don't," obviously
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While I don't enjoy The Mummy Returns, I can't help but long for the idea @williambibbiani.bsky.social once put out that the O'Connell's should've faced off against a different Universal Monster in each sequel.

Can you imagine a Mummy-verse version of Dracula?
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As I just watched the scene where Luka carries a very pregnant and in labor Carol Hathaway to the hospital, I would like to reiterate:
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I see your Dr. McDreamy and I raise you a Dr. Kovač
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Coachie Coochie Coo: Starts strong, goes on a bit too long.

Ut Supra Sic Infra: Mostly great atmospheric piece.

Fun Size: Annoying.

Kidprint: Well I'm not sleeping tonight.

Home Haunt: Eh.
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So VHS: HALLOWEEN is...not a high mark in the series. Mostly it's just okay.

Still better than VIRAL though
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Sitting down to watch Slither over dinner, like ya do
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Like I genuinely think his worst possible hell would be getting served nothing but alcohol by a Black man
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Ol' Howie was famously a teetotaler so I find the existence of this book deeply hilarious
A copy of Lovecraft Coctails by Mike Slater
christoherward.bsky.social
Ol' Howie was famously a teetotaler so I find the existence of this book deeply hilarious
A copy of Lovecraft Coctails by Mike Slater
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Do you pronounce both Ks or are they both silent?
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Just remembered I have the criterion channel and also free will
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Just remembered that in just under a month I'm gonna be back up north with @mainelymandy.bsky.social again 🥰
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I would very much like the Walmart Radio djs to know that, when the revolution comes, they will not be spared
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"Hello, police?"
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I'm sorry: "if I wish to see a virgin on-screen"?
My Favorite Actress Is Not Human
Tilly Norwood doesn’t need a hairstylist, has no regrettable posts, and if you wish to see a virgin on-screen, this is one of your better chances. That’s because she’s AI.

A picture of some AI girl standing on an AI landscape with an AI monster behind her. I'm gonna be so real: she looks about 14

By Tyler Cowen