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Effin' Birds
@effinbirds.com
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Daily comic by Aaron Reynolds that keeps on winning awards despite being nothing more than birds and curse words. Books, calendars and merch at effinbirds.com
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A woodcut of a bird beside the text "now would be a great time for you to shut your fucking mouth"
January 12, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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A painting of a bird beside the text "welcome to our fuckin' shithole universe"
January 12, 2026 at 2:08 PM
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A woodcut of a bird beside the text "I am fucking magnificent"
January 11, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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A painting of a bird beside the text "that's enough fuckin screen time for today, gramps"
January 11, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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A woodcut of a bird beside the text "get some fucking popcorn, it's shitshow time"
January 10, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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A painting of a bird beside the text "well, this is shit"
January 10, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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Speed painting last night at Junebug for FAN EXPO New Orleans' Comics Xplosion. See you again today back at the convention center!
pencilled image of a swan same image witb a blue wash on the background same image with some white paint and shading on the swan finished painting of a swan beside the text OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK
January 10, 2026 at 1:50 PM
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A woodcut of a bird beside the text "eat woodchips, fuckstick"
January 9, 2026 at 11:56 PM
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A woodcut of a bird beside the text "your question is horse shit"
January 9, 2026 at 2:24 PM
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A painting of a bird beside the text "i have just witnessed a historically significant level of dumbass motherfuckery"
January 8, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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A woodcut of a bird beside the text "I bet this problem will go away if we have more fucking meetings"
January 8, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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A painting of a bird beside the text "i'm gonna feel a whole lot better when i wake up from this fuckin nightmare"
January 7, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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a bald eagle surrounded by stars and stripes and the text "oh my god, what the fuck"
January 7, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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A woodcut of a bird beside the text "do not care, goodbye"
January 7, 2026 at 2:25 PM
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A woodcut of a bird beside the text "IF YOU HAVE A POINT I WOULD LOVE FOR YOU TO FUCKING GET TO IT"
January 6, 2026 at 10:22 PM
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ON THE ROAD AGAIN! I'll likely add one or two more shows this year, so keep your eyes on my website.
Where to meet Effin' Birds in 2026 — full details at https://effinbirds.com/appearances
January 6, 2026 at 9:58 PM
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A woodcut of a bird beside the text "you can go eat a dick as far as I'm concerned"
January 6, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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A woodcut of a bird beside the text "by god you are a dumb motherfucker"
January 5, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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A woodcut of a bird beside the text "today is international stop being a fuckface day"
January 5, 2026 at 2:08 PM
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A woodcut of a bird beside the text "it must be dickhead season"
January 4, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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can someone stop making this merchandise so fucking relevant please

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a stack of t-shirts featuring a bald eagle surrounded by the words "oh my god, what the fuck"
January 4, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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A woodcut of a bird beside the text "was being a dipshit a job requirement?"
January 4, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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A woodcut of a bird beside the text "can you fuck off and never un-fuck off"
January 3, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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A woodcut of a bird beside the text "you assbag"
January 3, 2026 at 3:08 PM
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A woodcut of a bird beside the text "I HAVE NO FURTHER INTEREST IN YOUR BULLSHIT"
January 2, 2026 at 11:56 PM