Mr. Fun at Parties
@ccarrel.bsky.social
Scribbler of words, strummer of chords, long time hominid but friend to creatures large and small, as long as they’re not trying to eat him. Chris' Janky Dystopia thechriscarrel.com.
Just came across this phrase from a UK writer, “He looks like a man with a square dick trying to fuck a row of donuts,” and I’m desperate to try to work this into a normal conversation.
Maybe tonight, on my shift at the donut factory.
Maybe tonight, on my shift at the donut factory.
December 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Just came across this phrase from a UK writer, “He looks like a man with a square dick trying to fuck a row of donuts,” and I’m desperate to try to work this into a normal conversation.
Maybe tonight, on my shift at the donut factory.
Maybe tonight, on my shift at the donut factory.
Ah, another turn on the outdoor lights at 2 pm day then, is it?
December 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Ah, another turn on the outdoor lights at 2 pm day then, is it?
Look, I know people are concerned with some of Trump’s policies, but don’t forget the scientific advances that enabled our now common manipulation of both space and time.
December 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Look, I know people are concerned with some of Trump’s policies, but don’t forget the scientific advances that enabled our now common manipulation of both space and time.
You know what comes after eat the rich? Shit the rich. That’s just biology, bruh.
December 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
You know what comes after eat the rich? Shit the rich. That’s just biology, bruh.
Attention we are now at DEFCON level goat rodeo cluster fuck
December 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Attention we are now at DEFCON level goat rodeo cluster fuck
Bring me the head hunter of Alfredo Garcia.
December 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Bring me the head hunter of Alfredo Garcia.
The vibes today are… blustery day in the half-acre woods subdivision
December 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The vibes today are… blustery day in the half-acre woods subdivision
What’s the Regency, Kenneth?
December 9, 2025 at 4:51 PM
What’s the Regency, Kenneth?
Seems like an appropriate time to repost my favorite all-time Arseblog Christmas message, then.
(Welcome back, Jesus!)
(Welcome back, Jesus!)
December 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Seems like an appropriate time to repost my favorite all-time Arseblog Christmas message, then.
(Welcome back, Jesus!)
(Welcome back, Jesus!)
I wouldn’t even support billionaires' right to exist if we had a better class of billionaire, but come on! These people are giving idiots a bad name.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I wouldn’t even support billionaires' right to exist if we had a better class of billionaire, but come on! These people are giving idiots a bad name.
Bring me the headlines of Alfredo Garcia.
December 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Bring me the headlines of Alfredo Garcia.
The vibes today are… pineapple express, bitches!
December 9, 2025 at 1:55 PM
The vibes today are… pineapple express, bitches!
What’s the flagrancy, Kenneth?
December 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
What’s the flagrancy, Kenneth?
Reality is worse than a simulation, it's complete and utter bullshit.
December 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Reality is worse than a simulation, it's complete and utter bullshit.
Bring me the headmaster of Alfredo Garcia.
December 8, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Bring me the headmaster of Alfredo Garcia.
Cannot say this loudly enough, fuck this world cup and fuck FIFA.
Absolutely floored by this shocking announcement from squeaky-clean FIFA that no one saw coming
News: Every 2026 World Cup match will feature two "hydration breaks," no matter the weather.
Each half will pause for exactly three minutes midway through.
It's a player welfare measure. It also has sporting & commercial implications.
More @theathleticfc.bsky.social:
Each half will pause for exactly three minutes midway through.
It's a player welfare measure. It also has sporting & commercial implications.
More @theathleticfc.bsky.social:
December 8, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Cannot say this loudly enough, fuck this world cup and fuck FIFA.
The vibes today are… Better not tell you now
December 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
The vibes today are… Better not tell you now
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December 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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What’s the sequency, Kenneth?
December 7, 2025 at 11:16 PM
What’s the sequency, Kenneth?
While watching the football game yesterday, Murphy stood up, grabbed my foot and just stared at me like a creep on a bus for over a minute.
December 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
While watching the football game yesterday, Murphy stood up, grabbed my foot and just stared at me like a creep on a bus for over a minute.
Bring me the bubble head of Alfredo Garcia.
December 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Bring me the bubble head of Alfredo Garcia.
The vibes today are… outlook good.
December 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The vibes today are… outlook good.
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Unsolicited writing advice, no. 209:
Not all writing needs to “lead somewhere.” Joy is a valid end in itself. So is practice: everything you write makes you better writer.
Not all writing needs to “lead somewhere.” Joy is a valid end in itself. So is practice: everything you write makes you better writer.
December 7, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Unsolicited writing advice, no. 209:
Not all writing needs to “lead somewhere.” Joy is a valid end in itself. So is practice: everything you write makes you better writer.
Not all writing needs to “lead somewhere.” Joy is a valid end in itself. So is practice: everything you write makes you better writer.
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Gavin Newsom is a Republican and supporting him for president means you are, too
Culturally normal is a dog whistle.
Gavin Newsom Urges Democrats to Be ‘More Culturally Normal’
YouTube video by The New York Times
www.youtube.com
December 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Gavin Newsom is a Republican and supporting him for president means you are, too