Joanne Harris
@joannechocolat.bsky.social
Writer. Yes, that one.
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Horror stories of a ‘feminised workplace’ mask the real crisis in male identity | Finn Mackay
Horror stories of a ‘feminised workplace’ mask the real crisis in male identity | Finn Mackay
Stereotypes that centre mens’ worth in their work are strangling sensible debate, and letting down women too, says author Finn Mackay
www.theguardian.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Horror stories of a ‘feminised workplace’ mask the real crisis in male identity | Finn Mackay
That doesn't mean giving up wanting to be published. There are a lot more options now than there were 30 years ago. They all require work and commitment, but they're available to anyone, and they give the individual a lot more control over the publishing process.
November 24, 2025 at 10:59 AM
That doesn't mean giving up wanting to be published. There are a lot more options now than there were 30 years ago. They all require work and commitment, but they're available to anyone, and they give the individual a lot more control over the publishing process.
Unsolicited writing advice, no. 6:
The trad publishing industry has many flaws. But if you want to be part of it, you have to understand it. That means: gatekeeping; filling in forms; accepting editorial advice. Don't blame the system if you don't get exactly what you want. Embrace it, or step away.
The trad publishing industry has many flaws. But if you want to be part of it, you have to understand it. That means: gatekeeping; filling in forms; accepting editorial advice. Don't blame the system if you don't get exactly what you want. Embrace it, or step away.
November 24, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Unsolicited writing advice, no. 6:
The trad publishing industry has many flaws. But if you want to be part of it, you have to understand it. That means: gatekeeping; filling in forms; accepting editorial advice. Don't blame the system if you don't get exactly what you want. Embrace it, or step away.
The trad publishing industry has many flaws. But if you want to be part of it, you have to understand it. That means: gatekeeping; filling in forms; accepting editorial advice. Don't blame the system if you don't get exactly what you want. Embrace it, or step away.
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And this morning the Shed is a wanderer among the fields and hedges; picking mushrooms; gathering sloes; skimming stones on the water…
November 24, 2025 at 8:16 AM
And this morning the Shed is a wanderer among the fields and hedges; picking mushrooms; gathering sloes; skimming stones on the water…
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Kau'i: It's Ka-ooh-ee.
Teacher: I'll call you Katherine.
Kau'i: And I'll call you Motherfucker, motherfucker.
Teacher: I'll call you Katherine.
Kau'i: And I'll call you Motherfucker, motherfucker.
"I'm half Japanese, half white, but both sides lived in Hawai’i for 3 plus generations. My name is Kau’i. It looks daunting but it’s just Ka-ooh-ee."
But when Ms White read out her name, she tripped up on the name and Kau’i corrected her pronunciation. Ms White said: "I'll call you Katherine".
But when Ms White read out her name, she tripped up on the name and Kau’i corrected her pronunciation. Ms White said: "I'll call you Katherine".
November 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Kau'i: It's Ka-ooh-ee.
Teacher: I'll call you Katherine.
Kau'i: And I'll call you Motherfucker, motherfucker.
Teacher: I'll call you Katherine.
Kau'i: And I'll call you Motherfucker, motherfucker.
I wrote a little story about the dangers of letting wasps live rent-free inside your head. Buy me a cup of tea if the spirit moves you, or just read it here for free... ko-fi.com/post/The-Was...
The Wasp King
Joanne Harris and the Storytime Band published a post on Ko-fi
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November 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I wrote a little story about the dangers of letting wasps live rent-free inside your head. Buy me a cup of tea if the spirit moves you, or just read it here for free... ko-fi.com/post/The-Was...
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Scary stuff - and well done @theguardian.com for exposing such a sordid, sad, dangerous business.
Influencers made millions pushing ‘wild’ births – now the Free Birth Society is linked to baby deaths around the world
Influencers made millions pushing ‘wild’ births – now the Free Birth Society is linked to baby deaths around the world
A year-long investigation reveals how mothers lost children after being radicalised by uplifting podcast tales of births without midwives or doctors
As Esau Lopez was asphyxiated for the first 17 minutes of his life on Earth, the atmosphere in the room remained serene, even ecstatic. Acoustic music crooned from a speaker in a modest two-bedroom apartment in a suburb of Pennsylvania. “You are a queen,” murmured one of three friends in the room.
Only Esau’s mother, Gabrielle Lopez, felt something was wrong. She was pushing hard, but her son would not be born. “Can you help [him] out?” she asked, as Esau crowned. “Baby is coming,” the friend replied. Four minutes later, Lopez asked again, “Can you grab [him]?” Another friend murmured, “Baby is safe.” Six minutes passed. Again, Lopez asked, “Can you grab [him]?” Continue reading...
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November 23, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Scary stuff - and well done @theguardian.com for exposing such a sordid, sad, dangerous business.
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This is a simply wonderful piece of writing.
I flew to Canada this week to go to a Paul McCartney concert and I wrote about it here:
open.substack.com/pub/naomiald...
open.substack.com/pub/naomiald...
going through hell, keeping going
on art, grief, and the emotional heroism of just bloody keeping on making your work
open.substack.com
November 23, 2025 at 10:42 AM
This is a simply wonderful piece of writing.
Unsolicited writing advice, no. 26800:
Querying is a slow, anxious process. Don't make it worse by stopping work. Start something new. Have fun with it. At worst, having a new project will take the sting out of rejection. At best, you'll have a second half-finished book when your first is accepted.
Querying is a slow, anxious process. Don't make it worse by stopping work. Start something new. Have fun with it. At worst, having a new project will take the sting out of rejection. At best, you'll have a second half-finished book when your first is accepted.
November 23, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Unsolicited writing advice, no. 26800:
Querying is a slow, anxious process. Don't make it worse by stopping work. Start something new. Have fun with it. At worst, having a new project will take the sting out of rejection. At best, you'll have a second half-finished book when your first is accepted.
Querying is a slow, anxious process. Don't make it worse by stopping work. Start something new. Have fun with it. At worst, having a new project will take the sting out of rejection. At best, you'll have a second half-finished book when your first is accepted.
And this morning the Shed is a home of driftwood and shells at the edge of a pebble beach. The only sound, that of the sea. Overhead, the circling of gulls in the candyfloss sky.
November 23, 2025 at 9:03 AM
And this morning the Shed is a home of driftwood and shells at the edge of a pebble beach. The only sound, that of the sea. Overhead, the circling of gulls in the candyfloss sky.
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Excellent speech by @charliejane.bsky.social about imagination in service to society. Great stuff.
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November 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Excellent speech by @charliejane.bsky.social about imagination in service to society. Great stuff.
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buttondown.com/charliejane/...
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The first Northland Small appeared in the frost. They came ahead to tell of their coming. Next weekend there would be feasting and merriment.
A Yule collection of creatures like never seen!
A Yule collection of creatures like never seen!
November 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The first Northland Small appeared in the frost. They came ahead to tell of their coming. Next weekend there would be feasting and merriment.
A Yule collection of creatures like never seen!
A Yule collection of creatures like never seen!
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Over on Whatever today I confirm that, indeed, all those emails authors and other writers are getting promising access to readers and book clubs and such are 100% scams, share all the scam emails I got just this morning, and note why they are all awful and bad:
whatever.scalzi.com/2025/11/22/y...
whatever.scalzi.com/2025/11/22/y...
Yes, All Those Author Services and Book Club Emails Are Fake, and No, Don’t Send Them Any Money
If you’re an author, or honestly if you just happen to be standing near an author these days, then you have probably seen a flood of emails in the past couple of months promising you that who…
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November 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Over on Whatever today I confirm that, indeed, all those emails authors and other writers are getting promising access to readers and book clubs and such are 100% scams, share all the scam emails I got just this morning, and note why they are all awful and bad:
whatever.scalzi.com/2025/11/22/y...
whatever.scalzi.com/2025/11/22/y...
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Yes, I know you're used to seeing skin like mine, basic burnt umber or darkish ochre, but there is a multitude of shades out there.
Adjust your descriptions accordingly.
And for the love of Zeus, don't use food comparisons. Pretty please.
Adjust your descriptions accordingly.
And for the love of Zeus, don't use food comparisons. Pretty please.
November 22, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Yes, I know you're used to seeing skin like mine, basic burnt umber or darkish ochre, but there is a multitude of shades out there.
Adjust your descriptions accordingly.
And for the love of Zeus, don't use food comparisons. Pretty please.
Adjust your descriptions accordingly.
And for the love of Zeus, don't use food comparisons. Pretty please.
In Tesco’s this afternoon: an elderly Polish man at the self-checkout, trying to buy a pint of milk and a white radish. There is no picture for the radish on the machine. The assistant doesn’t know what it is. She asks a colleague: “It’s a white radish.” There is no entry for it on the machine.
November 22, 2025 at 1:28 PM
In Tesco’s this afternoon: an elderly Polish man at the self-checkout, trying to buy a pint of milk and a white radish. There is no picture for the radish on the machine. The assistant doesn’t know what it is. She asks a colleague: “It’s a white radish.” There is no entry for it on the machine.
Yesterday’s recording session in the front room…
November 22, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Yesterday’s recording session in the front room…
Unsolicited writing advice: no. 1026:
POV is a camera. You get to decide what to point it at; how close to zoom in; when to cut; how many cameras to use. Make sure what you show makes sense; feels satisfying to the reader.
POV is a camera. You get to decide what to point it at; how close to zoom in; when to cut; how many cameras to use. Make sure what you show makes sense; feels satisfying to the reader.
November 22, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Unsolicited writing advice: no. 1026:
POV is a camera. You get to decide what to point it at; how close to zoom in; when to cut; how many cameras to use. Make sure what you show makes sense; feels satisfying to the reader.
POV is a camera. You get to decide what to point it at; how close to zoom in; when to cut; how many cameras to use. Make sure what you show makes sense; feels satisfying to the reader.
And this morning the Shed is a roadside inn; warm hearth and golden windows..,
November 22, 2025 at 8:25 AM
And this morning the Shed is a roadside inn; warm hearth and golden windows..,
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#London: Delighted to chair TOMORROW at the WriteIdea fest with Monisha Rajesh on her latest book Moonlight Express.
Her new book is incredible and I can’t wait to talk to her about it!
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/monisha-ra...
Her new book is incredible and I can’t wait to talk to her about it!
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/monisha-ra...
Monisha Rajesh: Moonlight Express - Around The World By Night Train
From the author of the smash-hit Around the World in 80 Trains comes a new globetrotting journey
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November 21, 2025 at 9:02 AM
#London: Delighted to chair TOMORROW at the WriteIdea fest with Monisha Rajesh on her latest book Moonlight Express.
Her new book is incredible and I can’t wait to talk to her about it!
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/monisha-ra...
Her new book is incredible and I can’t wait to talk to her about it!
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/monisha-ra...
Unsolicited writing advice, no. 13:
Publishing is too often risk-averse and anxious. But the very best writing takes *all* the risks, and carries the readers along with it...
Publishing is too often risk-averse and anxious. But the very best writing takes *all* the risks, and carries the readers along with it...
November 21, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Unsolicited writing advice, no. 13:
Publishing is too often risk-averse and anxious. But the very best writing takes *all* the risks, and carries the readers along with it...
Publishing is too often risk-averse and anxious. But the very best writing takes *all* the risks, and carries the readers along with it...
And this morning the Shed is a knuckle of flint, deep in the cleft of a hollow tree; keeping its secrets; unbreakable…
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 AM
And this morning the Shed is a knuckle of flint, deep in the cleft of a hollow tree; keeping its secrets; unbreakable…
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It's Trans Day of Remembrance
So remember Sylvia Rivera, and every person like her who spoke up despite ridicule and rejection. That is what queer liberation is built upon. Not respectability and comfort. It takes EVERYONE to make a movement happen.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb-J...
So remember Sylvia Rivera, and every person like her who spoke up despite ridicule and rejection. That is what queer liberation is built upon. Not respectability and comfort. It takes EVERYONE to make a movement happen.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb-J...
www.youtube.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
It's Trans Day of Remembrance
So remember Sylvia Rivera, and every person like her who spoke up despite ridicule and rejection. That is what queer liberation is built upon. Not respectability and comfort. It takes EVERYONE to make a movement happen.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb-J...
So remember Sylvia Rivera, and every person like her who spoke up despite ridicule and rejection. That is what queer liberation is built upon. Not respectability and comfort. It takes EVERYONE to make a movement happen.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb-J...
Unsolicited writing advice, no. 1836:
Don't write the book you think 'people will buy'. No one knows for sure what people will buy, incuding the people who sell books. Instead, write the book you need to write. The book that makes a difference.
Don't write the book you think 'people will buy'. No one knows for sure what people will buy, incuding the people who sell books. Instead, write the book you need to write. The book that makes a difference.
November 20, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Unsolicited writing advice, no. 1836:
Don't write the book you think 'people will buy'. No one knows for sure what people will buy, incuding the people who sell books. Instead, write the book you need to write. The book that makes a difference.
Don't write the book you think 'people will buy'. No one knows for sure what people will buy, incuding the people who sell books. Instead, write the book you need to write. The book that makes a difference.