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Chase Triton

@chasetriton.bsky.social

280 followers 220 following 1.5K posts

Former child actor, current voice-over artist. Unsold TV pilot creator/writer. Anything else, just ask. 😎 LA, CA [US]/Vic, BC [CAN] 🐱

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Chase Triton @chasetriton.bsky.social · 9h

Noooo... "Foreskin is more skin!" & "The more you know, the more you're against it!". 🥳⭐💯

Circumstitions.com

Don't let witches who couldn't even be successfully burnt or drowned DICK-tate what happens to you!!! 👏💙

The Intactivism Pages

The case against infant genital cutting and for genital autonomy for all sexes, viewed from many angles.

Circumstitions.com

Chase Triton @chasetriton.bsky.social · 9h

If this offends, then maybe you should pray on it. 😅👏🎉 #atheist #atheism #mcrib

Chase Triton @chasetriton.bsky.social · 1d

Prove me wrong. 😁💙🏳️‍🌈 #zacefron #hairspray #gayicon

Chase Triton @chasetriton.bsky.social · 2d

🤯🎉 #refriedbeans #demented

Chase Triton @chasetriton.bsky.social · 2d

So I seriously thought she was singing "Kiss Sara, Kiss Sara". 🥴 #famousmisquotes #80smusic

Chase Triton @chasetriton.bsky.social · 2d

#TEMU President is going to absolutely spray paint the entire building in tacky gold & run a flag w/ his picture up the 2 enormous unwanted flag poles he put w/out permission.

(((!!!PEOPLE, HE ISN'T GOING ANYWHERE ON JANUARY 21, 2029!!!)))

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George Conway 🇺🇸🚫👑🐸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 3d

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Chase Triton @chasetriton.bsky.social · 3d

Fun fact: Hawaiian pizza is a Canadian creation from a single pizza shop in Chatham, Ontario, in 1962 wanting to cash in on the pineapple craze. He was a Greek no less. 😁🍍🎉

Chase Triton @chasetriton.bsky.social · 3d

#epsteinlist

Chase Triton @chasetriton.bsky.social · 4d

I don't think this Magat could even find his nipples let alone his dick. 🤢🤮

[Family Guy's Stewie asking: "Find your penis for a dollar" carnival barker]
youtu.be/S_4WBQ-h99M?...

Chase Triton @chasetriton.bsky.social · 4d

#NoKingsDay2025 & #NoKingsDay206... Unless Democrats (elected & citizens) successfully force the release of the #EpsteinFiles. 🏆

Chase Triton @chasetriton.bsky.social · 4d

These are the Basket Of Deplorables Hillary spoke of.

The same ones who would send Vance's East Indian wife & 2 half-East Indian children "to the gas chamber" & say they want to "rape Democrats". 😒

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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 4d

Coast Guard bought Kristi Noem two private jets (I guess if one breaks down). Cost: $172 million. Is that what you call draining the swamp?

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 4d

An astonishingly large crowd!
Chicago

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✨🦋𝓢𝓗𝓔𝓘𝓛𝓐 🦋✨ @sheilaharris.bsky.social · 4d

This is Idaho 💙

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 4d

Lying Ted

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Chase Triton @chasetriton.bsky.social · 4d

Yup. 😁💙🎉

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Roman Piso @romanpiso.bsky.social · 5d

www.yahoo.com/news/article...

The person leading an actual ‘Hate America' rally every day is you, Mike Johnson

Opinion: Instead of kindness, he performs random acts of hate. Each time he invokes hate, he infects others with the same malice, writes John Casey.

www.yahoo.com

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Ryan the Design Lion @ryanmiglavs.bsky.social · 4d

Portland turned out for No Kings!

We REALLY hate ICE and the goons in our city and Donald Fucking Trump.

My friend went up into a parking garage and captured this video.

#NoKings