Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

chatsubo657.bsky.social @chatsubo657.bsky.social · 6h

And those big titties get in the way of a sweet stealth kill.
Just hear them moving through the air.

chatsubo657.bsky.social @chatsubo657.bsky.social · 6h

They’re claiming he has the cardiovascular health profile of a 65 year old.
Maybe a 65 year old Glaswegian who spent all his life smoking unfiltered Capstans and drinking supermarket vodka.

4

chatsubo657.bsky.social @chatsubo657.bsky.social · 6h

What’s the difference between Kid Rock and a porta potty?
They’re both full of shit, but the potty serves a useful societal function.
Also smells better.

5

chatsubo657.bsky.social @chatsubo657.bsky.social · 6h

Are you going to kick the shit out of Popeye?

chatsubo657.bsky.social @chatsubo657.bsky.social · 6h

I know that feeling

Poster of a woman hitting a brain with a paddle under the slogan ‘Shut the fuck up’

1

Reposted

Nikkolas Smith @4nikkolas.bsky.social · 15h

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

150 4.3K 13K

chatsubo657.bsky.social @chatsubo657.bsky.social · 6h

Fucking pussies. Go to a cricket test match and then talk about infinity.

chatsubo657.bsky.social @chatsubo657.bsky.social · 6h

Citizen 234, you must immediately go to the nominated public expression space or immediately face disintegration!

chatsubo657.bsky.social @chatsubo657.bsky.social · 6h

I wouldn’t buy American. Spare parts and software updates might suddenly get delayed if you displease the Pentagon.
Sweden’s next door and they do a half decent fighter jet.

Reposted

micchiato 🍉 @micchiato.bsky.social · 1d

Obama logic: Israel has families, Gaza has people.

@BarackObama
X.com
After two years of unimaginable loss and suffering for Israeli families and the people of Gaza, we should all be encouraged and relieved that an end to the conflict is within sight; that those hostages still being held will be reunited with their families; and that vital aid can start reaching those inside Gaza whose lives have been shattered. More than that, though, it now falls on Israelis and Palestinians, with the support of the U.S. and the entire world community, to begin the hard task of rebuilding Gaza - and to commit to a process that, by recognizing the common humanity and basic rights of both peoples, can achieve a lasting peace.

2 5 12

chatsubo657.bsky.social @chatsubo657.bsky.social · 8h

People can ‘nominate’ you but that don’t mean shit.
They send a letter to the Nobel committee who dump in the pile with the rest.

1 1 3

chatsubo657.bsky.social @chatsubo657.bsky.social · 8h

It’s the equivalent of not replacing the batteries in your smoke alarm to save money.
An incredibly stupid thing to do considering the amount involved and the potential downsides.

1 2 14

chatsubo657.bsky.social @chatsubo657.bsky.social · 8h

All you baseball fans whining about a game going on too long.
Try cricket you little bitches. One game lasts five days. A series lasts a summer.
They break for afternoon tea!

Reposted

trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 20d

we wouldn't all die of AI slop if sarah connor had just raised john right

2 12 48

Reposted

Colin Smith @colinsmith.bsky.social · 16h

The Third Avenue elevated train in the New York rain, 1951, by Esther Bubley.

42 310

chatsubo657.bsky.social @chatsubo657.bsky.social · 17h

You ever read Barthes on wrestling.
Think he’d get WWE

web.mit.edu/21l.432/www/...

web.mit.edu

chatsubo657.bsky.social @chatsubo657.bsky.social · 17h

“You don’t see them fucking each over for a percentage”
🙁

1

Reposted

Sarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 17h

7 reasons why The Thing (1982) is a Christmas film:

1) snow
2) bearded men concealing surprises
3) compulsory party games
4) introverts shunning group activities
5) digestive issues
6) revellers bursting open to reveal partially assimilated canine lifeforms
7) knitwear