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Cheerful Ex-Girlfriend still really hates Tesla! @cheerfulexgf.bsky.social · 37m

Full English breakfast isn't at all appealing to me.
A grilled tomato?? Now it's all soft and weird
Beans on toast?? Wtf??
Mushrooms? No thank you, I don't eat unclassifiable things!
And Brits like their bacon floppy as hell.
On the ship you have to ask for"American Bacon"

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Cheerful Ex-Girlfriend still really hates Tesla! @cheerfulexgf.bsky.social · 40m

Green beans are good!! I'm pretty good at doing them spicy like a Chinese restaurant

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Cheerful Ex-Girlfriend still really hates Tesla! @cheerfulexgf.bsky.social · 55m

I only like refried beans.
We were just never s bean family
Daughter is apparently eating many beans now that's she's in her own place. That's how I learned lentils are beans

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Cheerful Ex-Girlfriend still really hates Tesla! @cheerfulexgf.bsky.social · 57m

It gets worse

cancer found in dummies, tests find. A chemical linked to impaired sexual development, obesity and cancer has been found in baby dummies manufactured by three big European brands

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Cheerful Ex-Girlfriend still really hates Tesla! @cheerfulexgf.bsky.social · 1h

Well that plan certainly worked out!

John Ismay @johnismay.bsky.social · 1h

An artillery shell fired during 250th anniversary celebration of the Marine Corps at Camp Pendleton on Saturday detonated prematurely over Interstate 5, damaging a California Highway Patrol vehicle on JD Vance's security detail www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/u...

Artillery Shell Detonated Over Interstate 5 During Marines’ Celebration, California Officials Say

www.nytimes.com

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Cheerful Ex-Girlfriend still really hates Tesla! @cheerfulexgf.bsky.social · 2h

They can do their best but I always get my man🍭🍭🍭🍭

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Cheerful Ex-Girlfriend still really hates Tesla! @cheerfulexgf.bsky.social · 2h

Lol
I'm very tired and my brain is mush
And anyways you are more clever than I😘

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Cheerful Ex-Girlfriend still really hates Tesla! @cheerfulexgf.bsky.social · 2h

Oh yeah I'm going to report it for sure!
Elsbeth would love this case
" Ooooh she has a CPAP, so she would have needed a plug, now why did she move it??"

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Cheerful Ex-Girlfriend still really hates Tesla! @cheerfulexgf.bsky.social · 2h

So...
I went to plug my CPAP in and unplugged a lamp but then changed sides and when I went back to plug the lamp in I saw this....
I'm no fire expert but I think this is a great way to make a fire!

Cc @shelleyelwood.bsky.social

A cream colored plug with silver prongs and a VERY frayed wire

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Cheerful Ex-Girlfriend still really hates Tesla! @cheerfulexgf.bsky.social · 3h

It's not an anus
nor an egg roll
But rather a Secret third thing that is also gross

Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 4h

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Cheerful Ex-Girlfriend still really hates Tesla! @cheerfulexgf.bsky.social · 3h

I'm in my room🥰🥰🥰🥰

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Cheerful Ex-Girlfriend still really hates Tesla! @cheerfulexgf.bsky.social · 3h

We are a musical family

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Cheerful Ex-Girlfriend still really hates Tesla! @cheerfulexgf.bsky.social · 3h

She's got the personality for it!

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Cheerful Ex-Girlfriend still really hates Tesla! @cheerfulexgf.bsky.social · 3h

Chloe Malle (Vogue) declares Spring Roll this decade's style icon.

AP WIRE: Several Kardashians severely burn their skin trying to copy the look of popular food item/ fashion icon, Spring Roll

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Cheerful Ex-Girlfriend still really hates Tesla! @cheerfulexgf.bsky.social · 4h

Met Oasis and had the time of your Life Stadium

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Cheerful Ex-Girlfriend still really hates Tesla! @cheerfulexgf.bsky.social · 4h

Sally Field gushes to Entertainment Weekly
" I just needed sag credits for my health insurance!!"

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Cheerful Ex-Girlfriend still really hates Tesla! @cheerfulexgf.bsky.social · 4h

Andy Serkis IS the anus!!!
Raves The New York Times

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Cheerful Ex-Girlfriend still really hates Tesla! @cheerfulexgf.bsky.social · 4h

Perfect!!

Cheerful Ex-Girlfriend still really hates Tesla! @cheerfulexgf.bsky.social · 4h

It's such and awesome place!! Are you going to herculaneum ??

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Cheerful Ex-Girlfriend still really hates Tesla! @cheerfulexgf.bsky.social · 4h

Yeah but if it's a brag the other woman should know otherwise it's just fantasy talk between them

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Cheerful Ex-Girlfriend still really hates Tesla! @cheerfulexgf.bsky.social · 4h

" one said
*Gave me

I'm running on fumes so my typos are getting worse

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Cheerful Ex-Girlfriend still really hates Tesla! @cheerfulexgf.bsky.social · 4h

At JFK they had this lovely wall of seriously heartfelt things ppl had written about themselves, some were tragic and beautiful but I've y said
" Help my wife and I are in love with her best friend and we don't know how to tell her"
And maybe I'm being judgey but it have me the ick

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Cheerful Ex-Girlfriend still really hates Tesla! @cheerfulexgf.bsky.social · 4h

No it's from
You& Me and Everyone We Know
A perfect, absurd movie imho

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Cheerful Ex-Girlfriend still really hates Tesla! @cheerfulexgf.bsky.social · 5h

When two ppl love each other very much they share an anus

))<>((

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Cheerful Ex-Girlfriend still really hates Tesla! @cheerfulexgf.bsky.social · 5h

Oh yeah, never delete esp if it creates comedy,!

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