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Neon Chinchilla

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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · Nov 24

If you showed up here from a starter pack my best advice to you is go through my timeline. (I would recommend that for anyone you follow.) You can see if we are going to vibe. If I am interesting/boring/offensive to you.

Welcome to bluesky regardless of whether you choose to stay following or not.

A Punisher skull with pride flag colouring and the text "You are valid and worthy of love. Fuck anyone who says different!"

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Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 17h

cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war

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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 2h

If Kid Rock keeps talking, every vagina in America will zip itself closed.

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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 38m

*breadlines

because of course that is a compound word

English is really annoying

Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 39m

the regime has bread lines now... for its troops

this doesn't seem like a wise move

Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 13h

Military families on day 9 of the shutdown lining up at the food bank

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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 1h

A dog that doesn't like ham?

All my dogs loved ham. They loved almost any human food.

Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 1h

Is this guy seriously being a hipster about this?

"I was advocating for this before it was cool." - dipshit larry

I knew getting out of bed was a mistake today.

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Jax @boganella.bsky.social · 1h

Sous chef and resident taste tester.

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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 14h

Butlerian Jihad now.

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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 14h

🤌

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mbbendt @bendts2cents.bsky.social · 18h

Pretty sure that when you have giant frogs everywhere, God is very disappointed in how you are treating immigrants.

The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 1d

Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 14h

hilarious

dude should have learned to code instead of farming it off to a machine

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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 14h

Fuck yeah!

Adam Selzer @adamchicago.bsky.social · 23h

The frogs have landed in Chicago!

Protestor in a frog suit and an anti-Ice sign with what I believe to be a Pokémon character on a street corner in Rogers Park.

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Randy Herman, but a ghost @randyhermanlaw.com · 19h

We are officially at the Anne Frank stage

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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 18h

Seen in Maywood, Illinois

Handwritten sign on parked car dash that reads ZIP TYING CHILDREN IS FUCKING WRONG

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Julie (unprofessional) @juliebalt.bsky.social · 17h

*this morning 😑

Julie (unprofessional) @juliebalt.bsky.social · 1d

Freida looking particularly elegant this m.

A black and white long hair tuxedo cat sits on a blue floral rug under a table with hairpin legs. Her tail is curled around her and her left front paw is sticking out.

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🫧 Spark Elation 🫧 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 17h

the three ends of gender seem to be doubling down on it, playfully fucking with it or feeling meh about it

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 19h

But AI has left me nearly homeless! I'm struggling to pay rent for the first time in 20 years! Almost not making it! Seriously I stopped counting after 4 thousand job inquiries; historically the most I've ever done is a hundred. So give me a job! And maybe buy some shirts!

Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 12d

🧵 UPDATE FOR MY BIRTHDAY:
Hi, so AI killed my career(s) and I'm still barely holding on. Some people tried to get me to start a fundraiser, but that felt weird, so I thought maybe if I was contributing something? So I started making shirts. Can you share this and maybe think about grabbing some?

Stuff, from The Internet

tylerfromtheinternet.com

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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉 @xinicit.bsky.social · 18h

You never think you’re gonna fist fight a nun but there was only one life preserver left and I have it on good authority they can fly

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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 18h

I am a slipper guy at home too.

The floor is too cold and slippers make my feet cozy.

Who doesn't like cozy feet?

Fascists. That's who.

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 18h

mmmk so nutshell: after charlie kirk got charlie merc’d, the mods/devs have been *on one* with being over-reactionary to benign shit while continuing their proud history of letting more horrific shit get a pass (rest in piss-gate); things came to a head when they permabanned link —

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 21h

never forget what they took from you (jerryposting)

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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 18h

he was the bravest of us:

Two panel Lord of the Rings meme with a quote from Jerry Chen about the ideal amount of people to follow. Aragorn vs the army of Mordor.
Top panel Aragorn is labelled as Jerry and he says "the ideal following count is 500."
Bottom panel Aragorn, labelled as Jerry, is charging the army of Mordor labelled as "Follow back posters."
Two panel Lord of the Rings meme with a quote from Jerry Chen about the ideal amount of people to follow. Aragorn vs the army of Mordor.
Top panel Aragorn is labelled as Jerry and he says "the ideal following count is 500."
Bottom panel Aragorn, labelled as Jerry, is charging the army of Mordor labelled as "Follow back posters."

Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 19h

Those sunglasses are fantastic. 🤌

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 1d

it's not FOR us

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

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Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 19h

AI slop videos are being pushed to my feed on YouTube.
😡
Butlerian Jihad now.