Neon Chinchilla
@neonchinchilla.bsky.social
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Maximum Patriotism Zone
bluesky's top bespoke Jerry Chen meme creator
a cuddly light in the darkness
green, glowy dude (he/him)
unapologetic pet reskeeter
Phil Gold Tier member
🇨🇦maple syrup mafia🇨🇦
ACE grey/demi
disabled
hacker
Maximum Patriotism Zone
bluesky's top bespoke Jerry Chen meme creator
a cuddly light in the darkness
green, glowy dude (he/him)
unapologetic pet reskeeter
Phil Gold Tier member
🇨🇦maple syrup mafia🇨🇦
ACE grey/demi
disabled
hacker
Pinned
If you showed up here from a starter pack my best advice to you is go through my timeline. (I would recommend that for anyone you follow.) You can see if we are going to vibe. If I am interesting/boring/offensive to you.
Welcome to bluesky regardless of whether you choose to stay following or not.
Welcome to bluesky regardless of whether you choose to stay following or not.
More Stancil discourse?
*double checks*
Yup. I still have him blocked.
Carry on.
*double checks*
Yup. I still have him blocked.
Carry on.
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 AM
More Stancil discourse?
*double checks*
Yup. I still have him blocked.
Carry on.
*double checks*
Yup. I still have him blocked.
Carry on.
eat whatever kind of pie you want
I don't pie judge people
pumpkin, cherry, hair pie
whatever pie you want is fair game
I don't pie judge people
pumpkin, cherry, hair pie
whatever pie you want is fair game
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 AM
eat whatever kind of pie you want
I don't pie judge people
pumpkin, cherry, hair pie
whatever pie you want is fair game
I don't pie judge people
pumpkin, cherry, hair pie
whatever pie you want is fair game
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I have a biology degree I am allowed to say cloaca whenever I want
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I have a biology degree I am allowed to say cloaca whenever I want
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Folks be dubious, y’all
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Folks be dubious, y’all
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Three challengers, thirteen days, and one embattled congressman watching the clock tick down.
Goodbye Henry Cuellar?
Three challengers, thirteen days, and one embattled congressman watching the clock tick down.
www.lonestarleft.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Three challengers, thirteen days, and one embattled congressman watching the clock tick down.
I think Bari is just mad that Hasan is prettier than she is.
He is a very pretty dude.
He is a very pretty dude.
I’m still thinking about Bari Weiss saying that Hasan Piker (extremely popular influencer) is less of a measure of where Americans are than Alan Dershowitz (extremely unpopular Epstein associate, his own neighbors won’t sell him a pierogi)
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I think Bari is just mad that Hasan is prettier than she is.
He is a very pretty dude.
He is a very pretty dude.
I fought a raccoon on the farm. I had a pitchfork and mama raccoon didn't give a fuck. She went full honey badger.
I ended up running. I feel no shame about this. It was that or skewer her and I didn't have the heart to do it.
I ended up running. I feel no shame about this. It was that or skewer her and I didn't have the heart to do it.
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I fought a raccoon on the farm. I had a pitchfork and mama raccoon didn't give a fuck. She went full honey badger.
I ended up running. I feel no shame about this. It was that or skewer her and I didn't have the heart to do it.
I ended up running. I feel no shame about this. It was that or skewer her and I didn't have the heart to do it.
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the sleepiest sausage
November 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
the sleepiest sausage
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this is the funniest possible outfit to use to advertise your spear
November 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
this is the funniest possible outfit to use to advertise your spear
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At the bar and a guy just said to his girl “you’re not listening to what I’m saying” and my wine’s starting to taste like I’m gonna say something
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
At the bar and a guy just said to his girl “you’re not listening to what I’m saying” and my wine’s starting to taste like I’m gonna say something
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November 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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you can lead a man to water but he still won’t wash his butthole with it
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
you can lead a man to water but he still won’t wash his butthole with it
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everyone is in here with the witty replies when what you really need to do is simply down 3 car bombs and then crop dust him
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
everyone is in here with the witty replies when what you really need to do is simply down 3 car bombs and then crop dust him
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I really fucking hate that we are in a time and place in life where I doubt and scrutinize every digital artist I see.
Fuck AI. 🖕🏻
Fuck AI. 🖕🏻
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I really fucking hate that we are in a time and place in life where I doubt and scrutinize every digital artist I see.
Fuck AI. 🖕🏻
Fuck AI. 🖕🏻
We aren't joining your Republic.
Willingly or by force.
Get over it.
Willingly or by force.
Get over it.
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
We aren't joining your Republic.
Willingly or by force.
Get over it.
Willingly or by force.
Get over it.
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“So uhhh… you gonna finish that?”
November 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
“So uhhh… you gonna finish that?”
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Not to be overly rude to my wonderful American neighbours, but some Americans were also more than happy to discuss how an invasion of Canada would work out. Especially how it would work out for them politically.
And while there are lots of Americans I adore some are just horrible motherfuckers.
And while there are lots of Americans I adore some are just horrible motherfuckers.
September 22, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Not to be overly rude to my wonderful American neighbours, but some Americans were also more than happy to discuss how an invasion of Canada would work out. Especially how it would work out for them politically.
And while there are lots of Americans I adore some are just horrible motherfuckers.
And while there are lots of Americans I adore some are just horrible motherfuckers.
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Oh please just fuck off
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Oh please just fuck off
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Pi sucks. too many numbers
November 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Pi sucks. too many numbers
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This, along with the Fuentes stuff, underscores what I and a lot of my peers have been saying for the past year. Trump's authoritarian ambitions have to contend with the fact that his coalition is both: held together with scotch tape, and populated by some of the stupidest assholes on the planet.
Alex Jones: “I’m seriously inches away from not supporting Trump anymore”
MAGA is dead
MAGA is dead
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
This, along with the Fuentes stuff, underscores what I and a lot of my peers have been saying for the past year. Trump's authoritarian ambitions have to contend with the fact that his coalition is both: held together with scotch tape, and populated by some of the stupidest assholes on the planet.
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Kittys gonna be happy after tomorrow, I won't have to disrupt her nap and take away her bed (me) to go to work & we can spend the next 4 days napping all day 🤭 💜😸💜
November 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Kittys gonna be happy after tomorrow, I won't have to disrupt her nap and take away her bed (me) to go to work & we can spend the next 4 days napping all day 🤭 💜😸💜
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after all, why not? why shouldn't I gift myself a sparkly engagement ring?
November 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
after all, why not? why shouldn't I gift myself a sparkly engagement ring?
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If you’re wondering who’s guiding our transition, it’s the best New Yorkers that money can’t buy.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
If you’re wondering who’s guiding our transition, it’s the best New Yorkers that money can’t buy.