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Ned Pyle
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Dog butler to Indy, Darby, & Kell. Former USMC 0341. Chicago Tavern style. You may know me from years of MSFT. Or not. Was @nerdpyle before the bad times. Eat shït, nazis
Pinned
“Wait, did you really think there’d be no walkies to welcome the weekend? Don’t be silly!” 🧵
“So uhhh… you gonna finish that?”
November 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Hello frens, reporting in with today’s walkie pictures!
Other than our walkies, the human worked, we had agility class (and did great), and waited patiently in the car while the human got groceries 🧵
#DogsOfBlueSky
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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1. A landmark study was just published in The Journal of Pediatrics.

It found a 68% reduction in suicidality for trans youth getting HRT.

It also found only 7 of more than 400 stopped taking HRT... and of those that did, 4 still identified as gender-diverse.

Transgender care saves lives.
Study In The Journal Of Pediatrics Finds Trans Youth Care Lowers Suicidality, Few Detransition
The groundbreaking study found that suicidality dropped for transgender youth receiving hormone therapy by nearly 70%, with only 7 patients of 432 discontinuing treatment.
www.erininthemorning.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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zoom in to see how happy tbh
When you are smiling because you know you found just the right stick for the nest and your partner will be SO happy!

#LakeCasitas #BaldEagles #Birds #Nature #Photography
November 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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@ianbetteridge.com’s law remains undefeated despite strenuous efforts of the most credulous
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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It’s the beginning of rent making week! I need to sell at least 14 framed prints to have it, after a real rough month of negative accounts. Continuing this special tonight, w/ the below Glacier prints!
A very special late night *special*. For this weekend, any order over $75 can get these four Glacier prints included (four 4x6 prints - ask nicely & I’ll turn them into postcards for you)! The help-me-get-my-account-in-the-black special!
November 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Easily the smartest of the three. But when she naps, it doesn’t always seem so
November 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Trump administration policy makes a dent in number of international students on Colorado campuses www.cpr.org/2025/11/25/t... via @jennybrundincpr.bsky.social #copolitics
Trump administration policy makes a dent in number of international students on Colorado campuses
The new rules on visas turns off the tap of students from other countries coming to Colorado for college.
www.cpr.org
November 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
“You helping our pal Traci with a little donation would make us even happier than this pic!”
November 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
2025 work travel:

Helsinki (twice)
Las Vegas
NYC
St Louis
New Orleans
San Jose
Santa Clara

2026 work travel (booked so far):

Beijing
Jinan
Hangzhou
Shanghai
Tokyo
Yokohama
Osaka
Seoul
Las Vegas
Santa Clara
San Jose
NYC
Chicago
Atlanta
Talinn
Helsinki (thrice)

😬
November 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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I don’t know what the Supreme Court will do, but I am confident that at the District Court level it is still the case that the Pentagon cannot recall a sitting US Senator to active duty in order to court martial him for something he said. Article 1, Section 6, among other constitutional provisions.
November 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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As a lickspittle attorney general whose career is dependent on currying favor with President Trump, yesterday was a personal and professional disaster for Pam Bondi.
Pam Bondi’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
No Dignity Left Behind Pam Bondi long ago gave up her dignity,...
talkingpointsmemo.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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this is mesmerizing
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.

Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet -- And Thanksgiving Dinner
Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures
www.bloomberg.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
In case you missed this thread because you’re secretly European
“Oh hi did you know our dad was gone last week & that means it’s time for rain or shine Seattle walkies?!” 🧵
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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What time do you get in?
Officially moving to Chicago tomorrow. I assume JB Pritzker will be waiting for me at the airport
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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It's weird to not only have lived through an information revolution but also now living through its undoing, all within less than a generation.
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
She already had breakfast & thinks I won’t remember
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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narrator: 50 years ago...

me: [nods] in 1945

narrator: in 1975...

me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Both Indy and Darby often do, so I made this some time ago... (no AI)
November 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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I’m told I was pretty cute ☺️
And smart, even then!
Humom does sometimes miss my curly tail though.
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM