Ned Pyle
@nedpyle.com
Dog butler to Indy, Darby, & Kell. Former USMC 0341. Chicago Tavern style. You may know me from years of MSFT. Or not. Was @nerdpyle before the bad times. Eat shït, nazis
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Ned Pyle
@nedpyle.com
· Jun 14
“Wait, did you really think there’d be no walkies to welcome the weekend? Don’t be silly!” 🧵
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I don’t know what the Supreme Court will do, but I am confident that at the District Court level it is still the case that the Pentagon cannot recall a sitting US Senator to active duty in order to court martial him for something he said. Article 1, Section 6, among other constitutional provisions.
November 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I don’t know what the Supreme Court will do, but I am confident that at the District Court level it is still the case that the Pentagon cannot recall a sitting US Senator to active duty in order to court martial him for something he said. Article 1, Section 6, among other constitutional provisions.
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As a lickspittle attorney general whose career is dependent on currying favor with President Trump, yesterday was a personal and professional disaster for Pam Bondi.
Pam Bondi’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
No Dignity Left Behind Pam Bondi long ago gave up her dignity,...
talkingpointsmemo.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
As a lickspittle attorney general whose career is dependent on currying favor with President Trump, yesterday was a personal and professional disaster for Pam Bondi.
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NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet -- And Thanksgiving Dinner
Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures
www.bloomberg.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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In case you missed this thread because you’re secretly European
“Oh hi did you know our dad was gone last week & that means it’s time for rain or shine Seattle walkies?!” 🧵
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
In case you missed this thread because you’re secretly European
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What time do you get in?
Officially moving to Chicago tomorrow. I assume JB Pritzker will be waiting for me at the airport
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
What time do you get in?
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It's weird to not only have lived through an information revolution but also now living through its undoing, all within less than a generation.
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
It's weird to not only have lived through an information revolution but also now living through its undoing, all within less than a generation.
She already had breakfast & thinks I won’t remember
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
She already had breakfast & thinks I won’t remember
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narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
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Both Indy and Darby often do, so I made this some time ago... (no AI)
November 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Both Indy and Darby often do, so I made this some time ago... (no AI)
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I’m told I was pretty cute ☺️
And smart, even then!
Humom does sometimes miss my curly tail though.
And smart, even then!
Humom does sometimes miss my curly tail though.
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I’m told I was pretty cute ☺️
And smart, even then!
Humom does sometimes miss my curly tail though.
And smart, even then!
Humom does sometimes miss my curly tail though.
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It’s once again that time of year when despite being told all year “no boys, sticks need to stay outside” the human brings entire TREES 🎄 inside!
Here’s Finley inspecting the big tree, and our Christmas corner with a tree and advent calendar, soon to be filled with goodies!
#DogsOfBlueSky
Here’s Finley inspecting the big tree, and our Christmas corner with a tree and advent calendar, soon to be filled with goodies!
#DogsOfBlueSky
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
It’s once again that time of year when despite being told all year “no boys, sticks need to stay outside” the human brings entire TREES 🎄 inside!
Here’s Finley inspecting the big tree, and our Christmas corner with a tree and advent calendar, soon to be filled with goodies!
#DogsOfBlueSky
Here’s Finley inspecting the big tree, and our Christmas corner with a tree and advent calendar, soon to be filled with goodies!
#DogsOfBlueSky
“Oh hi did you know our dad was gone last week & that means it’s time for rain or shine Seattle walkies?!” 🧵
November 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
“Oh hi did you know our dad was gone last week & that means it’s time for rain or shine Seattle walkies?!” 🧵
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Everybody knows there are standard hot dog configurations, especially regionally. Things like the classic ketchup and/or mustard, chili, slaw, Reuben, Chicago, Sonoran, Seattle...
But what's your unhinged hot dog topping combo you swear by? I'm thinking of doing a video series where I try them all.
But what's your unhinged hot dog topping combo you swear by? I'm thinking of doing a video series where I try them all.
November 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Everybody knows there are standard hot dog configurations, especially regionally. Things like the classic ketchup and/or mustard, chili, slaw, Reuben, Chicago, Sonoran, Seattle...
But what's your unhinged hot dog topping combo you swear by? I'm thinking of doing a video series where I try them all.
But what's your unhinged hot dog topping combo you swear by? I'm thinking of doing a video series where I try them all.
PokeDarby Evolution
November 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
PokeDarby Evolution
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
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Any time corporate executives are in a room together and don't know they're being recorded, the transcript is like: "Christ, I hate our customers. We're agreed that we all hate our customers? Let's lie to the IRS, criminally. Did I mention the Holocaust never happened? Put more lead in our soda."
Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Any time corporate executives are in a room together and don't know they're being recorded, the transcript is like: "Christ, I hate our customers. We're agreed that we all hate our customers? Let's lie to the IRS, criminally. Did I mention the Holocaust never happened? Put more lead in our soda."
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I invite any MLB owner to open their books and show the public how much money their teams lost in 2025. They won’t, because it’s a lie.
No team has EVER sold for less than it was purchased for. Do not fall for crocodile tears from billionaires who are already getting a Trump tax cut!
No team has EVER sold for less than it was purchased for. Do not fall for crocodile tears from billionaires who are already getting a Trump tax cut!
November 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I invite any MLB owner to open their books and show the public how much money their teams lost in 2025. They won’t, because it’s a lie.
No team has EVER sold for less than it was purchased for. Do not fall for crocodile tears from billionaires who are already getting a Trump tax cut!
No team has EVER sold for less than it was purchased for. Do not fall for crocodile tears from billionaires who are already getting a Trump tax cut!
Again: she’s not allowed on the back of the couch
November 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Again: she’s not allowed on the back of the couch
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This is Teena. She has heard your cotton ball jokes and is not impressed. 12/10 (IG: bichon_punta)
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
This is Teena. She has heard your cotton ball jokes and is not impressed. 12/10 (IG: bichon_punta)
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Say what you will, she managed to resolve two cases simultaneously!
Lindsey Halligan Manages To Lose Two Cases At Once, Which Is Honestly Impressive - Above the Law
DOJ saved from having to lose Comey case over illegal indictment by losing case over illegal appointment!
abovethelaw.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Say what you will, she managed to resolve two cases simultaneously!
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📢 Announcing hacklore.org 📢
It’s time to retire outdated cyber advice! More than 80 cybersecurity veterans have signed an open letter urging a shift from folklore to guidance that actually helps people avoid the most common attacks. 🔐
Blog: medium.com/@boblord/let...
Site: www.hacklore.org
It’s time to retire outdated cyber advice! More than 80 cybersecurity veterans have signed an open letter urging a shift from folklore to guidance that actually helps people avoid the most common attacks. 🔐
Blog: medium.com/@boblord/let...
Site: www.hacklore.org
Stop Hacklore!
hacklore.org
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
📢 Announcing hacklore.org 📢
It’s time to retire outdated cyber advice! More than 80 cybersecurity veterans have signed an open letter urging a shift from folklore to guidance that actually helps people avoid the most common attacks. 🔐
Blog: medium.com/@boblord/let...
Site: www.hacklore.org
It’s time to retire outdated cyber advice! More than 80 cybersecurity veterans have signed an open letter urging a shift from folklore to guidance that actually helps people avoid the most common attacks. 🔐
Blog: medium.com/@boblord/let...
Site: www.hacklore.org
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Also it finally happened fam, I finally got the sexy carrot lol
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Also it finally happened fam, I finally got the sexy carrot lol