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Ned Pyle
@nedpyle.com
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Dog butler to Indy, Darby, & Kell. Former USMC 0341. Chicago Tavern style. You may know me from years of MSFT. Or not. Was @nerdpyle before the bad times. Eat shït, nazis
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · Jun 14
“Wait, did you really think there’d be no walkies to welcome the weekend? Don’t be silly!” 🧵
Three golden brown and white dogs grin under a magnificent blue hydrangea bush
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 1h
The best!!!!!
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 1h
Thanks for the tip, I shall do it!
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 3h
Great reporting!
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 3h
This is my favorite thing. Group inside joke
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 3h
🥰
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 3h
Oh gosh thanks!
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 3h
Finland!
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 3h
🥰
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 3h
Omg
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ScotchMist31 @scotchmist31.bsky.social · 5h
I see no crumbs. He has no thumbs.

Innocent.
a cartoon character says thank you in front of a judge
ALT: a cartoon character says thank you in front of a judge
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 3h
Luna you are always on the side of naughty
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 3h
I can hear this
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 3h
Oh boy
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 3h
Lmaoooo
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 3h
lol
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 5h
Yes
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 5h
True
Jackson (Ann’s puppy) now sits on the path
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 5h
Thank you! I’ve tried to make a habit of turning around more on my usual paths. So as I walked out of the Metro decided to turn around for no reason and there was this scene
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 5h
INNOCENT
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 6h
McKellan remove my Hawaiian rolls from the counter, destroyed the wrapper and ate them.. When asked if he felt guilty:
McKellan lounges on the bed feeling no a single ounce of remorse
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 6h
Dr Dementia
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 6h
What a fuckin clown
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 6h
Ohno
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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 6h
thank you!
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Heather Cherone @heathercherone.bsky.social · 7h
Greetings from U.S. District Court Judge April Perry’s courtroom in the Dirksen Federal Courthouse. Illinois Attorney General Kwame Raoul is present, waiting for the high stakes hearing to begin. @wttw.bsky.social
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Heather Cherone @heathercherone.bsky.social · 8h
FULL STORY: As lawyers for the Trump administration defended the president’s unprecedented decision to send National Guard troops to Chicago despite the objections of Gov. Pritzker and Mayor Johnson, officials acknowledged that California troops had also been sent to Illinois. @wttw.bsky.social
Judge to Decide Whether to Block National Guard Deployment as Trump Sends California Troops to Illinois
Lawyers for the Department of Justice told U.S. District Court Judge April Perry the president deployed the National Guard because “levels of violence against federal law enforcement executing their l...
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