The Loar Axe
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I got into this HVAC game for the action.
New Bari Weiss x VH1 collab: I <3 the 80 year olds who were expelled from polite society between 2008 and 2024.
Need help making sense of American politics? Tune in to hear vital voices like Gina Carrano and AI Hologram of Killdozer Guy, only on CBS.
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 AM
New Bari Weiss x VH1 collab: I <3 the 80 year olds who were expelled from polite society between 2008 and 2024.
One of my dirtbag roommates worked for an alcohol lobby group, and when Four Loko got banned, they redirected an entire pallet to our driveway. The resulting party got us evicted. Devil juice, terrible stuff.
My freshman year of college was the last of the Loko years and they sent us all an email saying effectively “Do NOT drink this, it is TOO crazy, it will make your parties TOO wild.” which had about exact the effect you would expect.
they're adding a fifth loko
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
One of my dirtbag roommates worked for an alcohol lobby group, and when Four Loko got banned, they redirected an entire pallet to our driveway. The resulting party got us evicted. Devil juice, terrible stuff.
This is how Bolsonaro himself was disabled, so he's simply generalizing from experience.
Fascinated by what made Bolsonaro think he could disable an ankle monitor by stabbing it with a soldering iron a few dozen times
November 23, 2025 at 5:34 AM
This is how Bolsonaro himself was disabled, so he's simply generalizing from experience.
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Hey, you!
You're losing, you're losing, you're losing
You're losing your vitamin C
You're losing, you're losing, you're losing
You're losing your vitamin C
November 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Hey, you!
You're losing, you're losing, you're losing
You're losing your vitamin C
You're losing, you're losing, you're losing
You're losing your vitamin C
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It's nice that everyone here seems to have agreed not to pay Ryan Lizza to read the rest.
November 22, 2025 at 7:00 AM
It's nice that everyone here seems to have agreed not to pay Ryan Lizza to read the rest.
None of you are prepared for the NYT's inevitable profile (with glamorous black and white photoshoot) of Ryan Lizza in a few weeks.
November 22, 2025 at 9:01 AM
None of you are prepared for the NYT's inevitable profile (with glamorous black and white photoshoot) of Ryan Lizza in a few weeks.
<voice of 4th grade classroom pencil sharpener>
"I have crossed oceans of time to felch you."
"I have crossed oceans of time to felch you."
honestly with how much these two deserve each other it's kind of beautiful they found each other if only for a little bit 😍
November 22, 2025 at 7:03 AM
<voice of 4th grade classroom pencil sharpener>
"I have crossed oceans of time to felch you."
"I have crossed oceans of time to felch you."
It's nice that everyone here seems to have agreed not to pay Ryan Lizza to read the rest.
November 22, 2025 at 7:00 AM
It's nice that everyone here seems to have agreed not to pay Ryan Lizza to read the rest.
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i don't think it tells us anything all that new (trump is senile, mamdani has insane rizz) but boy is it fucking funny
November 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
i don't think it tells us anything all that new (trump is senile, mamdani has insane rizz) but boy is it fucking funny
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Trump is barely alive but upon meeting a young and swaggy New York man his last two neurons fired weakly in pleasure
November 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Trump is barely alive but upon meeting a young and swaggy New York man his last two neurons fired weakly in pleasure
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The "filler" episodes are why shows are beloved. No one remembers TNG's various Klingon arcs, they remember Picard's alternate lifetime and Crusher's ghost sex.
Most alien episodes of THE X-FILES are a slog to get through, but the filler eps are so good I still rewatch the series every few years.
Most alien episodes of THE X-FILES are a slog to get through, but the filler eps are so good I still rewatch the series every few years.
YES. Give me some filler. A couple bottle episodes. And blow the budget on a few special effects extravaganzas
November 20, 2025 at 5:52 AM
The "filler" episodes are why shows are beloved. No one remembers TNG's various Klingon arcs, they remember Picard's alternate lifetime and Crusher's ghost sex.
Most alien episodes of THE X-FILES are a slog to get through, but the filler eps are so good I still rewatch the series every few years.
Most alien episodes of THE X-FILES are a slog to get through, but the filler eps are so good I still rewatch the series every few years.
How have I gone 20 years without seeing a *Julie Taymor* production of an opera starring *Eric Owens* based on Gardner's Grendel??
This is obviously my shit. 2004 should have sent me a push notification.
This is obviously my shit. 2004 should have sent me a push notification.
November 20, 2025 at 4:44 AM
How have I gone 20 years without seeing a *Julie Taymor* production of an opera starring *Eric Owens* based on Gardner's Grendel??
This is obviously my shit. 2004 should have sent me a push notification.
This is obviously my shit. 2004 should have sent me a push notification.
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dudes rock
happy International Men's Day to trans men only, you guys worked your asses off to earn this and are playing the game on a level cis men cannot even imagine
November 19, 2025 at 10:56 PM
dudes rock
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Pope Leo you must return to Chicago and demand access to an ICE facility now that you have secured the Khan's allegiance
November 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Pope Leo you must return to Chicago and demand access to an ICE facility now that you have secured the Khan's allegiance
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the president should only be able to launch a nuclear weapon by blowing his own brains out on the resolute desk
November 19, 2025 at 5:35 AM
the president should only be able to launch a nuclear weapon by blowing his own brains out on the resolute desk
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I Am In This Photo And I Don’t Like It
November 19, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I Am In This Photo And I Don’t Like It
The Noid all over again.
James Donald Vance Jr., 67, of Grand Rapids, Michigan, was sentenced on Monday to two years in prison in connection with threats made against the vice president and President Trump on social media.
J.D. Vance, Not That One, Gets 2 Years in Prison for Threatening the Vice President
James Donald Vance Jr., of Grand Rapids, Mich., had also threatened President Trump, according to a criminal complaint.
nyti.ms
November 19, 2025 at 3:54 AM
The Noid all over again.
"he just like me fr fr"
Someday political commentators will all realize that Trump's "lack of basic decency" isn't a liability, but a major reason why so many Americans love him
“.. The United States is now a nation run by public servants who behave no better than internet trolls ..
“.. Trump’s sexist comments are an attack on women’s dignity — and by making them, he strips the presidency of its dignity too.”
@theatlantic.com
www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
“.. Trump’s sexist comments are an attack on women’s dignity — and by making them, he strips the presidency of its dignity too.”
@theatlantic.com
www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
November 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
"he just like me fr fr"
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to have an affair with one longshot presidential candidate twice your age that you’re profiling may be regarded as a misfortune; to have two looks like carelessness
November 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
to have an affair with one longshot presidential candidate twice your age that you’re profiling may be regarded as a misfortune; to have two looks like carelessness
"Mark Sanford, dude."
November 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
"Mark Sanford, dude."
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Guy walks into a tailor’s in Ancient Greece.
“Eumenides?” He says.
Tailor looks up. “Euripides?”
“Eumenides?” He says.
Tailor looks up. “Euripides?”
August 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Guy walks into a tailor’s in Ancient Greece.
“Eumenides?” He says.
Tailor looks up. “Euripides?”
“Eumenides?” He says.
Tailor looks up. “Euripides?”
Skip to 2:32 for the funniest joke I've ever seen on TV.
November 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Skip to 2:32 for the funniest joke I've ever seen on TV.