The Loar Axe
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I got into this HVAC game for the action.
Curling and Biathlon are domestications of the two elemental types of winter sports:
1) me and the buddies had a few beers and started fuckin' around
2) I must shoot more Russians
1) me and the buddies had a few beers and started fuckin' around
2) I must shoot more Russians
February 14, 2026 at 7:25 AM
Curling and Biathlon are domestications of the two elemental types of winter sports:
1) me and the buddies had a few beers and started fuckin' around
2) I must shoot more Russians
1) me and the buddies had a few beers and started fuckin' around
2) I must shoot more Russians
There's not a helmet big enough to get me to compete in skeleton.
February 14, 2026 at 2:54 AM
There's not a helmet big enough to get me to compete in skeleton.
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hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah
James Talarico: No one's ever asked me about the cost of housing. The only thing the media wants to ask me about are trans athletes.
The only minority destroying this country is the billionaires. Trans people are 1% of the population. We are all focused on the wrong 1%.
The only minority destroying this country is the billionaires. Trans people are 1% of the population. We are all focused on the wrong 1%.
February 14, 2026 at 1:26 AM
hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah
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they tried to upsell me on donkey
February 13, 2026 at 9:47 PM
they tried to upsell me on donkey
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maybe the coolest thing this dipshit ever did in his life?
February 13, 2026 at 9:29 PM
maybe the coolest thing this dipshit ever did in his life?
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They’re calling it the most successful Super Bowl ad of all time?
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Flock off
buff.ly
February 13, 2026 at 2:23 AM
They’re calling it the most successful Super Bowl ad of all time?
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Anyone currently involved in federal immigration enforcement, every officer, every bureaucrat, every lawyer, every judge, is a member of the most evil group of people this country has seen since Reconstruction. Darkness personified, every one. Doing this to children is beyond depraved.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Anyone currently involved in federal immigration enforcement, every officer, every bureaucrat, every lawyer, every judge, is a member of the most evil group of people this country has seen since Reconstruction. Darkness personified, every one. Doing this to children is beyond depraved.
The year is 2007. My friend's friend brought brownies. Gravity reversed. To stay on the ground, I am clutching the washing machine for dear life. The spin cycle just started, and it sounds like the end of the world. I am going to die in low-earth orbit.
after growing up in an environment where seemingly the goal of every pot brownie maker was to launch you to the moon every single night, the mainstreaming of low dose weed gummies in the 2-10MG range is probably the best thing that has ever or could ever happen to weed and "weed culture"
February 13, 2026 at 3:49 AM
The year is 2007. My friend's friend brought brownies. Gravity reversed. To stay on the ground, I am clutching the washing machine for dear life. The spin cycle just started, and it sounds like the end of the world. I am going to die in low-earth orbit.
February 13, 2026 at 3:40 AM
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I will absolutely take a pay cut for the honor of fixing this shit under President AOC
The nerds will beat down the doors to staff any AOC Administration, mark my words
February 13, 2026 at 1:46 AM
I will absolutely take a pay cut for the honor of fixing this shit under President AOC
The people yearn for the heavenban.
February 13, 2026 at 1:14 AM
The people yearn for the heavenban.
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This website has the juice.
February 11, 2026 at 9:07 PM
This website has the juice.
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Peter Watts on his novels
February 11, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Peter Watts on his novels
I didn't think blockchain dweebs could out-funny "all my apes gone" but by god they're gonna try.
February 12, 2026 at 12:22 AM
I didn't think blockchain dweebs could out-funny "all my apes gone" but by god they're gonna try.
Doubles Luge is one of the events truest to the original spirit of sports: me and a buddy got bored and did something kinda stupid / kinda fun.
Doubles luge is so damn weird. Hey man wanna just lie down on me for a bit so we can go down this mountain at 70 mph
February 11, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Doubles Luge is one of the events truest to the original spirit of sports: me and a buddy got bored and did something kinda stupid / kinda fun.
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been watching the olympics and i think i found a solution to the male loneliness crisis
February 11, 2026 at 10:48 PM
been watching the olympics and i think i found a solution to the male loneliness crisis
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hofstadter, for what it's worth, took his L very well and says LLMs scare the shit out of him
February 11, 2026 at 5:02 PM
hofstadter, for what it's worth, took his L very well and says LLMs scare the shit out of him
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In 2026 we're bringing back this variety of progressivism.
"Fight against being ass" is a message that more people need to receive, tbh
February 11, 2026 at 6:22 PM
In 2026 we're bringing back this variety of progressivism.
Failed calculus once in high school, twice in college. Finally taught it to myself over 3 weeks when I found out calc is how you do the really good baseball statistics. Thanks, SABR.
February 11, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Failed calculus once in high school, twice in college. Finally taught it to myself over 3 weeks when I found out calc is how you do the really good baseball statistics. Thanks, SABR.
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my dear friends, may I wish you a happy pricemaster day
may you come out successful when you make or are made an offer
may you come out successful when you make or are made an offer
The PriceMaster (full version)
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February 11, 2026 at 2:20 AM
my dear friends, may I wish you a happy pricemaster day
may you come out successful when you make or are made an offer
may you come out successful when you make or are made an offer
RFK jr is trying to kill you, your children, and your elderly parents/grandparents. He worships death. He doesn't think this is scientifically correct — he thinks this is *thrilling*
RFK Jr. is now blocking an updated flu vaccine for NO reason grounded in science.
American vaccine policy has been hijacked by a conspiracy theorist—yet most Republicans are happy to just sit on their hands.
They are allowing FDA policy to be dictated by DELUSION.
American vaccine policy has been hijacked by a conspiracy theorist—yet most Republicans are happy to just sit on their hands.
They are allowing FDA policy to be dictated by DELUSION.
FDA won’t review Moderna application for first mRNA-based flu vaccine
The decision, which shocked company officials, comes as the FDA says it will take a stricter approach to federal vaccine approvals.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:14 AM
RFK jr is trying to kill you, your children, and your elderly parents/grandparents. He worships death. He doesn't think this is scientifically correct — he thinks this is *thrilling*
I'm going to die mad about this, and maybe directly *because* of this.
A year ago, we were on the cusp of turning many cancers into chronic rather than terminal diseases through immunotherapy and mRNA vaccines. Today, we're working through the curative qualities of a magical horse paste instead.
National Cancer Institute studying ivermectin’s ‘ability to kill cancer cells,’ alarming career scientists
The National Cancer Institute is studying ivermectin as a potential cancer treatment, according to its top official, alarming career scientists.
www.statnews.com
February 11, 2026 at 1:17 AM
I'm going to die mad about this, and maybe directly *because* of this.
We can only conclude that RFK jr and his cronies worship death.
The FDA has refused to accept an application from Moderna to review its first mRNA seasonal flu vaccine, the company said, in another setback for the technology that’s been a target of some Trump administration health officials. https://cnn.it/4kt8iyn
February 11, 2026 at 12:55 AM
We can only conclude that RFK jr and his cronies worship death.
Many such cases.
they’re also afraid of being subjected to the process they are engaging in
February 11, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Many such cases.