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I got into this HVAC game for the action.
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as xena warrior princess taught me, we become who we pretend to be
February 18, 2026 at 4:45 PM
As a side effect of abolishing ICE and reforming CBP out of existence, Peter Watts will be allowed to do book tours in the US again.
February 18, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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Le Guin and Orwell are such great writers to discover because they have SO MUCH to say and somehow are constantly relevant.
February 18, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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February 18, 2026 at 5:24 AM
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mr ed teaches us that in a pinch you can use peanut butter as a substitute for broca’s area
February 18, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Have you ever brought a white elephant gift to a corporate holiday party so good (read: upsetting) that the company still talks about it 15 years later?

An old friend just shared some tremendous news with me.
February 18, 2026 at 3:37 AM
USA Curling demonstrates the unstoppability of the Seattle- Minnesota combo.
February 18, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Do you think Terence Tao was mad that Terrance Howard called dibs on the name "Terryology" first?
February 18, 2026 at 1:22 AM
<lee kuan yew laser eyes>
fuck the tent might be getting too big
libs getting the chamber of commerce in the national divorce, sure, why not, welcome aboard
www.reuters.com/world/us-cou...
February 17, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Kirkland shorts in the leg press?
Muscle building will impress.
Jeans at the gym?
The calves do be slim.
Its also just a thing guys who dont train legs do, wear jeans in the gym. Seen it a ton of times
February 17, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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The Death Star board room scene is low key the funniest scene in cinematic history. It’s a work meeting with an evil samurai wizard everyone else finds mildly annoying and when his manager tells him to stop killing a coworker with his magicka, he has to listen.
February 17, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Pretty sure this error is why the classics kids kill Bunny in The Secret History.
Just found out I've been getting Richard [sic] Lattimore's name wrong for years because as it turns out it's Richmond Lattimore. Are you fucking kidding me. I hope I didn't look like an ass in front of anyone important.
February 17, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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February 16, 2026 at 10:07 PM
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you cannot profitably enforce a "no accounting fraud" rule across every public corporation but it must be done and generates obscene prosperity in expectation
February 16, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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absolutely astonishing that we're meant to just not notice this, just treat this as a property of AOC rather than a conscious and unusual choice in how to quote her from the journal
February 16, 2026 at 7:29 PM
<chanting> Make Seattle More Like Stockholm
February 16, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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humiliating that sib 2 is probs my favorite symphony. it’s spiritually like saying that your favorite movie is Forrest Gump
February 16, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Gorecki No 3, now that's the stuff.
February 16, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Me: *puts on Gentle Giant*

Partner: so is it called Prague Rock because they're from Prague?
February 16, 2026 at 5:41 PM
I think "some people" is doing a lot of work here. But that's a big ol' "lol what" from me.
February 16, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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Watching Knight of the Seven Kingdoms episode 1 vs watching episode 5
February 16, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Ah jeez. One of the great readers.
February 16, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Prediction: we are less than 4 years away from the founding of the first inpatient rehab clinics for LLM psychosis and related dysfunctions. Betty Ford clinics for people who are driven insane by their chatbots.
February 16, 2026 at 3:18 AM
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Look, I'm sorry the rabbi's Tim Curry costume freaked out your friends, but they need to grow up.
February 16, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Conan, what is best in life?

Conan: to grease up a bird feeder pole and watch the squirrels slide down before you.
February 15, 2026 at 10:21 PM