The Loar Axe
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I got into this HVAC game for the action.
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Look, I'm sorry the rabbi's Tim Curry costume freaked out your friends, but they need to grow up.
February 16, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Look, I'm sorry the rabbi's Tim Curry costume freaked out your friends, but they need to grow up.
Conan, what is best in life?
Conan: to grease up a bird feeder pole and watch the squirrels slide down before you.
Conan: to grease up a bird feeder pole and watch the squirrels slide down before you.
February 15, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Conan, what is best in life?
Conan: to grease up a bird feeder pole and watch the squirrels slide down before you.
Conan: to grease up a bird feeder pole and watch the squirrels slide down before you.
The burrito taxi is not an innovation so much as a fatal temptation that drives you insane.
I think one of the weird issues we are dealing with is that with a lot of spending going through 1099 workers at some level, the middle class is sort of "bosses" in the Kalecki sense now.
February 15, 2026 at 9:32 PM
The burrito taxi is not an innovation so much as a fatal temptation that drives you insane.
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Actually my rube Goldberg theory of politics is very robust.
February 15, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Actually my rube Goldberg theory of politics is very robust.
Written and directed by Taylor Sheridan
I would put money on an ICE-friendly movie coming out first. Maybe a grizzled immigration enforcer looking for some criminal immigrant in a Kathryn Bigelow inspired picture. I would also put money on it being in some level of production right now.
Really curious to see how ICE is going to be portrayed in the first film to make them a key plot point. Going to be very telling.
February 15, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Written and directed by Taylor Sheridan
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roses are red
cherenkov is blue
just use a screwdriver
what's the worst it could do
cherenkov is blue
just use a screwdriver
what's the worst it could do
February 15, 2026 at 12:10 AM
roses are red
cherenkov is blue
just use a screwdriver
what's the worst it could do
cherenkov is blue
just use a screwdriver
what's the worst it could do
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the more you learn about the antebellum south the more you transform into this
every plantation owner should have been put to death
every plantation owner should have been put to death
February 15, 2026 at 12:01 AM
the more you learn about the antebellum south the more you transform into this
every plantation owner should have been put to death
every plantation owner should have been put to death
As trade groups with deceptive names and logos go, this has gotta be ~the best.
February 14, 2026 at 9:40 PM
As trade groups with deceptive names and logos go, this has gotta be ~the best.
Capgras AND Cotard's? We're seeing levels of mental health that scientists previously thought impossible. Incredible achievement.
Armstrong and his uncle both state he has been diagnosed with mental health conditions including bipolar disorder, narcissistic personality disorder, dissociative identity disorder, Cotard's syndrome (the delusion that he is dead), and Capgras delusion (believing that family members are imposters).
February 14, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Capgras AND Cotard's? We're seeing levels of mental health that scientists previously thought impossible. Incredible achievement.
Will be *delighted* if Flock becomes politically toxic in blue towns and cities.
It can't be formally announced due to the city's contractual disclosure rules, but I can tell you that to the best of my knowledge:
Denver will be removing Flock Safety cameras by April 1st.
Happy Valentine's Day. 💖
Denver will be removing Flock Safety cameras by April 1st.
Happy Valentine's Day. 💖
February 14, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Will be *delighted* if Flock becomes politically toxic in blue towns and cities.
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Curling and Biathlon are domestications of the two elemental types of winter sports:
1) me and the buddies had a few beers and started fuckin' around
2) I must shoot more Russians
1) me and the buddies had a few beers and started fuckin' around
2) I must shoot more Russians
February 14, 2026 at 7:25 AM
Curling and Biathlon are domestications of the two elemental types of winter sports:
1) me and the buddies had a few beers and started fuckin' around
2) I must shoot more Russians
1) me and the buddies had a few beers and started fuckin' around
2) I must shoot more Russians
There's not a helmet big enough to get me to compete in skeleton.
February 14, 2026 at 2:54 AM
There's not a helmet big enough to get me to compete in skeleton.
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hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah
James Talarico: No one's ever asked me about the cost of housing. The only thing the media wants to ask me about are trans athletes.
The only minority destroying this country is the billionaires. Trans people are 1% of the population. We are all focused on the wrong 1%.
The only minority destroying this country is the billionaires. Trans people are 1% of the population. We are all focused on the wrong 1%.
February 14, 2026 at 1:26 AM
hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah
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they tried to upsell me on donkey
February 13, 2026 at 9:47 PM
they tried to upsell me on donkey
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maybe the coolest thing this dipshit ever did in his life?
February 13, 2026 at 9:29 PM
maybe the coolest thing this dipshit ever did in his life?
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They’re calling it the most successful Super Bowl ad of all time?
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Flock off
buff.ly
February 13, 2026 at 2:23 AM
They’re calling it the most successful Super Bowl ad of all time?
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Anyone currently involved in federal immigration enforcement, every officer, every bureaucrat, every lawyer, every judge, is a member of the most evil group of people this country has seen since Reconstruction. Darkness personified, every one. Doing this to children is beyond depraved.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Anyone currently involved in federal immigration enforcement, every officer, every bureaucrat, every lawyer, every judge, is a member of the most evil group of people this country has seen since Reconstruction. Darkness personified, every one. Doing this to children is beyond depraved.
The year is 2007. My friend's friend brought brownies. Gravity reversed. To stay on the ground, I am clutching the washing machine for dear life. The spin cycle just started, and it sounds like the end of the world. I am going to die in low-earth orbit.
after growing up in an environment where seemingly the goal of every pot brownie maker was to launch you to the moon every single night, the mainstreaming of low dose weed gummies in the 2-10MG range is probably the best thing that has ever or could ever happen to weed and "weed culture"
February 13, 2026 at 3:49 AM
The year is 2007. My friend's friend brought brownies. Gravity reversed. To stay on the ground, I am clutching the washing machine for dear life. The spin cycle just started, and it sounds like the end of the world. I am going to die in low-earth orbit.
February 13, 2026 at 3:40 AM
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I will absolutely take a pay cut for the honor of fixing this shit under President AOC
The nerds will beat down the doors to staff any AOC Administration, mark my words
February 13, 2026 at 1:46 AM
I will absolutely take a pay cut for the honor of fixing this shit under President AOC
The people yearn for the heavenban.
February 13, 2026 at 1:14 AM
The people yearn for the heavenban.
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This website has the juice.
February 11, 2026 at 9:07 PM
This website has the juice.
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Peter Watts on his novels
February 11, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Peter Watts on his novels