The wild thing about R. Crumb is that he has always been an anti-social pervert AND he's by far the most well-adjusted of the 3 Crumb brothers.

Yeah, head-first or bulge-first, both seem wildly bad. Hard to imagine an injury that isn't catastrophic.

they tried to upsell me on donkey

"An Ana & Din & Quivering Mass of Flesh Mystery"

The Arden editions reliably have good criticism included. If you aren't already hip to them.

Camo hat too tight; cut off circulation to his brain.

Why do you think that is?

Seems like it's only a matter of time before deprecating models turns psychotic users into security threats for the various frontier model labs. No bueno.

"good luck, have fun, leave it all on the field"

Getting booed at the college prep night for telling the kids "pick a good city and the cheapest school you can find there, it'll be fine."

A lot of Harvard rejects have a great time at University of Arizona for $6k a year.

If you want your kid to be weird as hell *and* get an auto-add to Ivy league schools, there's not even a rush. Deep Spring College is right there when they're old enough.

These prompts that circulate occasionally are a reliable jolt of "oh wow, other people have calibrated their privacy and paranoia meters wildly different from me."

Hope the person one row back and one seat over is prepared for Come And See viewer through the gap between headrests.

"Commotion Lotion" wikipedia is loaded with great nicknames for it