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Ned Pyle
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Dog butler to Indy, Darby, & Kell. Former USMC 0341. Chicago Tavern style. You may know me from years of MSFT. Or not. Was @nerdpyle before the bad times. Eat shït, nazis
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Ahh yes david brooks, the guy who doesn’t think the epstein files are a big deal for some unknown reason
Epstein and his wife that he left his other wife for. She is 20 years younger than him and looks like a teenager
January 11, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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Small adjustment
Now she’s curled upside down with her paws in the air like a deceased possum
January 11, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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Darby says she is here to help
A large golden brown and white husky mix is laying in my lap, very floofy. She hasn’t a care in the world
January 11, 2026 at 12:05 AM
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How is she still employed, does she have pictures of your EIC fuckin a goat?
INDEPENDENT SPORTS Support Now = Menu LIFESTYLE NEWS CULTURE Lifestyle Finance columnist goes viral after admitting to being scammed out of $50,000 Finance columnist Charlotte Cowles reveals how she was conned into thinking she was the victim of identity theft in 'The Cut' essay Meredith Clark New York Sunday 18 February 2024 23:20 EST
January 10, 2026 at 12:33 AM
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January 9, 2026 at 9:20 PM
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When I am particularly down, I find that making even a small donation to a worthy cause or person in need really saves my sanity. Traci is a good friend to our three pups & would appreciate any help you can spare
Three golden brown and cream colored mixed breed dogs crowd together on a sunny spring walkies. Behind them are lush green hedges and a blue sky
January 9, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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“But what can Dems do, they’re not in the majority!” nominationnotes.substack.com/p/judicial-n...
to these written questions. The two Louisiana nominees who just submitted their responses - William Crain and Alexander Van Hook - gave similar answers. Neither would say that Trump lost, or that Biden won, the 2020 election. Neither would denounce the January 6 insurrection. Neither would comment on whether law clerks should be protected by Title VII of the Civil Rights Act of 1964. Neither would comment on the correctness of Supreme Court decisions beyond Brown v. Board of Education and Loving v. Virginia. The list goes on.
January 8, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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Chuck Schumer’s caucus defying Trump:
Fascist Dem Tracker @fascistdemtracker.bsky.social Follow On the first day back following the kidnapping of Venezuelan president Nicolas Maduro & first lady Cilia Flores, 6 Senate Democrats vote yea to confirm Keith Bass as an Assistant Secretary of Defense by a vote of 50-35. 3:37 PM • Jan 5, 2026 193 reposts YEA 50 NAY 35 Nomination of Keith Bass, of Texas, to be an Assistant Secretary of Defense • Everybody can reply 168 quotes 491 likes ALT 15 saves
January 7, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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This the equivalent of the loser guy in Silicon Valley who wants VCs to fund his app that remembers where you left your car after you type in the VIN and geo coordinates each time
Eugene Cordero in his role as a liquor store associate, along with Thomas middleditch (holding a margarita machine box he will later have to return)
January 7, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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Good
Climate change Public statements made by LaMalfa often demonstrated a misinterpretation or misunderstanding of climate change. In a back and forth with Transportation secretary Pete Buttigieg, LaMalfa conflated the climate with the seasons. "This one called is autumn, sir", he said in response to Buttigieg saying that we are already experiencing the effects of the climate changing. [46] LaMalfa said in 2012: "The climate of the globe has been fluctuating since God created it", and that the Book of Genesis disproves the scientific consensus on climate change, which he has called "bad science". (47][48] In 2017, he said, "I don't buy the idea that man-made activity is responsible." In 2018, amid wildfires, LaMalfa said, "I'm not going to quibble here today about whether it's man, or sunspot activity, or magma causing ice shelves to melt." He suggested the wildfires were due to poor land management by state and federal agencies. 49] LGBT rights LaMalfa opposed same-sex marriage and believed that legalizing it would "open the floodgates" for polygamy to be legalized. He also stated that marriage is "an institution created by God and supposed to be held up and respected by men and women." [66) He endorsed the First Amendment Defense Act, which he claims would "protect the nonprofit status of religious institutions if the federal government tried to compel them to act against their faith."[67) In 2015, LaMalfa co-sponsored a resolution to amend the Constitution to ban same-sex marriage. (681 On July 19, 2022, he voted against the Respect for Marriage Act, a bill that would protect the right to same-sex marriage at a federal level. 691(701 Voter fraud LaMalfa once said, "California is just a sieve on its voter security." Speaking about his own district, he said, "There's a percentage of illegal votes, probably in every district. Is it high here? Probably not. We don't really have the Colleagues In November 2021, after Representative Paul Gosar shared an animated video of himself killing Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and attacking President Biden, LaMalfa voted against Gosar's censure. 74) Defense In September 2021, LaMalfa was among 75 House Republicans to vote against the National Defense Authorization Act of 2022, which contains a provision that would require women to be drafted. 751176] Crime LaMalfa expressed support for prosecuting minors charged with felonies as adults and has supported the construction of additional juvenile detention centers. 77] Education LaMalfa supported posting the Ten Commandments in public schools. 78) In 2013, he co-sponsored the Abstinence Education Reallocation Act, which sought to teach abstinence in public schools. 79] Immigration LaMalfa sponsored H.R. 6202, the American Tech Workforce Act of 2021, introduced by Representative Jim Banks. The legislation would establish a wage floor for the high-skill H-1B visa program, thereby significantly reducing employer dependence on the program. The bill would also eliminate the Optional Practical Training program that allows foreign graduates to stay and work in the United States. (801 Ukraine In August 2023 Doug LaMalta was the sole California Republican to vote in favor of Amendment 22 of H.R. 2670 to prohibit all security assistance to Ukraine. 81 Additionally
January 6, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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Good. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doug_La...
^ Political positions LaMalta had a conservative voting record. During the 117th session of Congress, LaMalfa's voting record was in line with Joe Biden's stated position only 11.6% of the time. [41] Abortion LaMalfa supported the overturning of Roe v. Wade. He called Roe v. Wade "partisan" and said it "does not represent the values of our country."[42) LaMalfa voted in favor of the Born-Alive Abortion Survivors Protection Act. 143] As of the 118th Congress, LaMalfa was given the rating of At by the Susan B. Anthony Pro-Life America.[44] During President Donald Trump's first impeachment, LaMalfa voted against impeachment, believing that Trump did not do anything that warranted impeachment, including during his phone call with Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelenskyy. [52] After Trump lost the 2020 election and refused to concede, LaMalfa claimed that "the circumstances surrounding this presidential election point to a fraudulent outcome."(53) In December 2020, LaMalfa was one of 126 Republican members of the House of Representatives who signed an amicus brief in support of Texas v. Pennsylvania, a lawsuit filed at the United States Supreme Court contesting the results of the 2020 presidential election, in which Joe Biden defeated 54) Trump. The Supreme Court declined to hear the case on the basis that Texas lacked standing under Article Ill of the Constitution to challenge the results of an election held by another state. 55] [56][57] LGBT rights LaMalfa opposed same-sex marriage and believed that legalizing it would "open the floodgates" for polygamy to be legalized. He also stated that marriage is "an institution created by God and supposed to be held up and respected by men and women."|66) Не endorsed the First Amendment Defense Act, which he claims would "protect the nonprofit status of religious institutions if the federal government tried to compel them to act against their faith."[67) In 2015, LaMalfa co-sponsored a resolution to amend the Constitution to ban same-sex marriage. 68) On July 19, 2022, he voted against the Respect for Marriage Act, a bill that would protect the right to same-sex marriage at a federal level. 691170] Voter fraud LaMalfa once said, "California is just a sieve on its voter security." Speaking about his own district, he said, "There's a percentage of illegal votes, probably in every district. Is it high here? Probably not. We don't really have the Education LaMalfa supported posting the Ten Commandments in public schools. 78) In 2013, he co-sponsored the Abstinence Education Reallocation Act, which sought to teach abstinence in public schools. 791 Immigration LaMalfa sponsored H.R. 6202, the American Tech Workforce Act of 2021, introduced by Representative Jim Banks. The legislation would establish a wage floor for the high-skill H-1B visa program, thereby significantly reducing employer dependence on the program. The bill would also eliminate the Optional Practical Training program that allows foreign graduates to stay and work in the United States. 801 Ukraine In August 2023 Doug LaMalfa was the sole California Republican to vote in favor of Amendment 22 of H.R. 2670 to prohibit all security assistance to Ukraine. 81 Additionally
January 6, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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lol yeah Schumer and Dems really digging in their heels against the republicans rollcall.com/2025/01/20/s...
The Senate on Monday resoundingly confirmed colleague Sen. Marco Rubio to be President Donald Trump's secretary of State, making him the first member of the 47th president's cabinet to win the chamber's backing. The swift Senate vote, 99-0, for Rubio followed shortly after the senior senator from Florida received unanimous support, 22-0, from the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, of which he was a member for his 14 years in the Senate.
January 5, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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A croissant with lettuce and tomato and Indy staring up at it
January 3, 2026 at 3:28 AM
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“Happy new year!”
Indy the white and caramel border collie smiles from a super green lawn in front of Holy Name Academy for girls, a neo classical edifice with columns and dome
January 2, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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Hey Kell, did you heard about the wealthy chicken that went bankrupt? Oh how the mighty have fowlen!
Three dogs look at me with interest in a kitchen The largest one grimaces at my awesome dad joke
January 1, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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I’m making chicken salad
Three extremely well behaved brown and white dogs in a kitchen sit very prettily on a wooden floor and and and white runner
January 1, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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🤔
An old fashioned 81mm mortar round from the old M1 mortar of the 1930s-1950s. It looks approximately like the cutout foam shape from OP
January 1, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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Special pack superfan bonus pic: the siblings ponder how to get revenge on being left out of walkies. Little did they know Darby’s visit ended with an annual vet checkup!
Kell and Indy the tan and white dogs snuggle on the brown chesterfield together on a William Morris blue green and pink blanket
December 31, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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“I had such a fun time! I hope you enjoyed our sunny walkies, I’ll see you again next year!”
Darby is sunny and happy under an overgrown vine covered trellis and gate to an arched house entryway
December 31, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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“I love my dad despite his jokes!”
Darby is on her leash looking up at me joyfully as we walk
December 31, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Hey Darby, did you hear about the gambler who got sick? He’s feeling bet-ter!
Darby is happy in the sun by pink flowers and white camellias She makes a face like ohno
December 31, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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“Red berry umbrella!”
Darby walks under a canopy of red berries in a bush. They all glow in the sun
December 31, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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“Dad says this Santa may be on a diet”
A rather slim life sized Santa in a yard with snowmen and candy canes and nutcrackers. Darby smiles dorkily
December 31, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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“Nom nom nom”
Darby covets a treato in the sun Now she chomps one from my hand
December 31, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Crystal clear air today
Mt Rainier / Tahoma rises blue and white over a blue lake with a wooden pier
December 31, 2025 at 1:06 AM