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Ned Pyle

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Dog butler to Indy, Darby, & Kell. Former USMC 0341. Chicago Tavern style. You may know me from years of MSFT. Or not. Was @nerdpyle before the bad times. Eat shït, nazis

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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · Jun 14

“Wait, did you really think there’d be no walkies to welcome the weekend? Don’t be silly!” 🧵

Three golden brown and white dogs grin under a magnificent blue hydrangea bush

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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 11m

Yuck

Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 11m

lol

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · Sep 8

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 3h

Mike Johnson, world’s most bitchmade loser

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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 3h

My pies always look like utter butt and yet the flavor

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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 3h

Kell & Leeloo combining their stubbornness like

a cartoon of a man and a woman with the words wonder twin powers activate

Alt: a cartoon of a man and a woman with the words wonder twin powers activate

media.tenor.com

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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 3h

Yeah that’s the problem. It’s why prefer San Jose - plentiful flights from Seattle, lovely airport, very close to everything, TSA never busy.

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Everything goes to Orlando because of silly Disney Universal

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Well I had a conference in Florida or I’d never

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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 5h

“Just a heads up everybody. Tiffany doesn’t have any luggage. I repeat, Tiffany doesn’t have any luggage. That is all.”

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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 5h

We speak not its name!

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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 5h

I think there was this one time when I was there in 2008. But not 2003, 2006, 2007, 2012, 2013… 😅

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Dev’s Ops 🌸💙🌻 @restinbeachface.bsky.social · 1d

In other news, I desperately want to make more blueberry banana bread again because it’s amazing.

But I also don’t want to eat it all. And I absolutely will.

Here’s the recipe. Use all turbinado sugar.

Thank me (or hate me) later.

www.soupercubes.com/blogs/recipe...

Blueberry Banana Bread

There is a reason the banana is one of the most consumed fruits in the world. It’s easily portable, well-liked by almost everyone, and it’s delicious to eat when both slightly underripe and even more ...

www.soupercubes.com

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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 6h

Yeah don’t do that

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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 7h

My flight to London was maybe 1/2 full. I had empty seats by me

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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 7h

I went through security in 10 seconds, there were 10 TSA agents and me! My whole gate area was empty except for a half full jet blue flight

YMMV

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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 7h

Let her know I said to sit down and let some fire breathing Dems into Congress instead of it remaining a gd old folks home

Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 7h

Follow me for more unhelpful travel tips

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Ned Pyle @nedpyle.com · 7h

My flights past few weeks:

SJC - empty
SEA - empty
JFK - empty
MCO - empty
LGW - empty
LHR - actual zoo

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Doug Mack @douglasmack.bsky.social · 14h

the most delightful version of logging on to see what news you've missed

Dr Ramsdell, whose phone had been on airplane mode when the Nobel committee tried to call him, told the BBC's Newshour Programme that his first response when his wife said, "You've won the Nobel prize" was: "I did not."

To which Ms O'Neill replied that she had 200 text messages that suggested he had.

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Denise Wheeler @denisedwheeler.bsky.social · 21h

Reuters photographer Jonathan Ernst noticed that Bondi flipped open a file during the Senate hearing and he zoomed in.

Inside were her crib notes for attacking the senators.

The GOP now practicing Cliff's Notes Fascism

In other words, under oath Bondi was purely a performance.

Bondi senate hearing had a folder full of notes for attacking the senators

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Lesley Carhart @hacks4pancakes.com · 16h

I guess I haven't clearly articulated this in writing, but friends do not let friends without substantive IT work experience and/or a credible IT degree take cybersecurity career bootcamps in 2025.

They are up to no good. Shenanigans. Malfeasance. They are not a safe way to get a job.

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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · Jun 26

System Shock 2: 25th Anniversary Remaster is now available on PC, just in time for its 26th anniversary this summer.

This remaster will be released on consoles next month.

System Shock 2: 25th Anniversary Remaster - Release Date Reveal Trailer | PS5 & PS4 Games

YouTube video by PlayStation

www.youtube.com

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RORY @rorythereddog.bsky.social · 19h

Hello friends! After agility class today we took the human to the nearby park! They had a pretty fall 🍂 display out front (I think the human knew this though since she brought bandanas) 🧵
#DogsOfBlueSky #Autumn

Two dogs lay in the grass facing the camera with calm if not slightly curious expressions. Behind them is an autumn display with pumpkins, flowers, and other gourds

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 22h

my dog and his girlfriend would like to go bluesky official

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