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ChefJohn

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Was…High School Baseball Phenom Was..Musician at Rock Band Was…Sous Chef at Penn Gaming Was…Executive Chef at Caesars Entertainment A Man Feeding Children these days Father of Kiki Kitty.. my angel. I deserve more attention but I cuss too much. 🥺 🇨🇦🎸🐟🦞🦀🐬

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ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · Jul 23

This poor fucking kid.
Jesus,, he got on somebody’s shit list and they are just fucking with him to no end….
Fuck this whole administration.

ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 1h

I hate to say and I’ll hate to see it but it’s only a matter of time before the guns are pointing the other direction and that little squirter of pepper spray ain’t gonna stop a mob of 50 people.
These people have take a lot of bad shit. They probably aren’t gonna take much more.

ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 2h

Carl,, you’re a great follow here on Blue but what the hell happened to all your fellow coworkers from back in the CNBC stock market days?
Kernan, Bartiromo, Kudlow,,
Was there that many drugs floating around the set back in those days that they all just lost their fucking minds?

ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 2h

Remember in the old days of Trumps corruption when Louise Mensch and Eric Garland were chasing around Carter Page and Paul Manafort and George Popadoppolus??
Those good old days on Twitter,
And all of them just went away, gone.
I remember Garland blocking me,, for nothing, he was known for that.

ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 2h

Hey Kash-$,, we don’t give a shit who she is,, but you can’t be flying her and you around in the FBI-mobile to concerts and date nights..
Jesus, you fuckers just don’t get it..

ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 19h

What SCOTUS did is why he actually could say that a late night talk show host saying something bad about him, he could just say it’s illegal.
He has unlimited unchecked power.
Who’s gonna stop him.
SCOTUS?? The DOJ?? The Military? The FBI?? The Courts??
Nobody..
We’ve made such a mess here..

ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 1d

These people don’t care.
You can stop with the demands, and threats, they just don’t give a shit.
See Pritzker asking for no raids on Halloween,, how fast was he told to fuck off??
And the military was supposed to be the good guys and not follow illegal orders?? They’ve already said “fuck that”.

ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 1d

“Let them eat cake”
“Let them die”
“Whilst we frolic in our grand ballrooms drinking Dom and Perrier”

ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 1d

Hey folks,,, the military IS NOT coming to save us.
The military IS carrying out illegal orders just like we were told they WOULDN’T do.
Is no one in the military enough of a human being to say “No” we’re not going to kill brown people just because we can??
The military is on his side… Full Stop.

ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 1d

I think when I was a very young child my grandmother would drag me to church on Sunday mornings,,, not so much anymore,, in fact never..
Just not a believer in Arc’s, water into wine and coming back from the dead stuff.
But that’s just me.
And believe all you want,, just keep it away from me.

ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 1d

And his fucking goofy hand jesters and saluting as he left,,, this motherfucker can’t be put in prison soon enough for me.

ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 1d

“Let them starve and die whilst we frolic”…..

ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 1d

I did see a statistics guy post a few months ago that with the number of votes that he actually got that winning every single swing state was a statistical impossibility.. millions to 1..
And nobody questioned it and nobody seemed to really care.
Now look at this fucking mess we have.

ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t understand daylight savings!!!
Feed me!!!
#caturday on Sunday
#cats

ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 1d

People say “how in the world do you let your cat sleep with you??!!”
Um,,, just like this…
#caturday on Sunday…
#cats
#catsareawesome

ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve quit drinking for long enough now that I’ve forgot exactly how long I’ve stopped drinking.
Some of you won’t understand that but that’s ok…

ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 1d

Unless you’re laying 7 and the QB goes to a knee instead of covering the 7,,,,
The pain is real.

ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 1d

Well, the guy is named after wet, unworkable mud, so his dumbass ass fuck up level is probably pretty high..

ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 1d

Man,, that’s a bad bettors beat on that Georgia game..
#sportsbetting
#NCAAfootball
#collegefootball

ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 1d

I need more info on him just crashing his car!!??
That whole video is hard to get your arms around.
WTF got into this idiot??

ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 1d

I want 30 more minutes after this where we fact check and lie check,,,
That’s what I want to see.. I don’t give a fuck what this lying criminal says. It’s all lies and bullshit that’s easily proven false..

ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 1d

Didn’t General Patton say that first?????

ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 1d

So, everyone that said the military will not obey an illegal order,, I’m willing to listen.
This is military, Commanders, Generals, fighter pilots. They are gladly obeying orders,, now multiple times.
So now we’ve lost the military??
This is obviously illegal and unauthorized.
So, what now?

ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 1d

I’m brilliant,,, I guess,,🙂

ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry I used the F-word… I swear too much.

ChefJohn @chefjohnwoods.bsky.social · 1d

Precedent is being set here,, and for the future. People, administrations will be able to try anything on the premise that the Trump admin got away with it so,,, this a terrible precedent being set and it’s gonna have to be dealt with later. There has to be punishment or this thing we have is done.