ChefJohn
@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social
High School Baseball Phenom.
Musician at Rock Band.
Sous Chef at Penn Gaming.
Executive Chef at
Caesars Entertainment.
Arkansas Cherokee.
Man Feeding Children these days.
Father of Kiki Kitty. my baby.
I deserve more attention but I cuss too much. 🥺
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Musician at Rock Band.
Sous Chef at Penn Gaming.
Executive Chef at
Caesars Entertainment.
Arkansas Cherokee.
Man Feeding Children these days.
Father of Kiki Kitty. my baby.
I deserve more attention but I cuss too much. 🥺
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@chefjohnwoods.bsky.social
· Nov 5
If the next Democratic President doesn’t immediately rip all this fucking pseudo gold shit off the walls and doors at the White House then I’m gonna be pissed…
I just don’t think Lil’ Marco is long for this job… he looks like a totally beaten man who’s being told what to do, what to say and how to do it.
He was staring at the floor for most of trumps idiotic presser.
I think he’s coming to the reality that he’s destroyed his political future here..
He was staring at the floor for most of trumps idiotic presser.
I think he’s coming to the reality that he’s destroyed his political future here..
January 6, 2026 at 12:08 PM
I just don’t think Lil’ Marco is long for this job… he looks like a totally beaten man who’s being told what to do, what to say and how to do it.
He was staring at the floor for most of trumps idiotic presser.
I think he’s coming to the reality that he’s destroyed his political future here..
He was staring at the floor for most of trumps idiotic presser.
I think he’s coming to the reality that he’s destroyed his political future here..
Hey Joe, @morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social
man to man here,,
You don’t go groveling back to this shell of a man yesterday for some pseudo interview solely for eyeballs and clicks after what this ass said about your wife.
Nope,, never.
An ass whooping is the only contact you ever make again.
Got it?
man to man here,,
You don’t go groveling back to this shell of a man yesterday for some pseudo interview solely for eyeballs and clicks after what this ass said about your wife.
Nope,, never.
An ass whooping is the only contact you ever make again.
Got it?
January 6, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Hey Joe, @morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social
man to man here,,
You don’t go groveling back to this shell of a man yesterday for some pseudo interview solely for eyeballs and clicks after what this ass said about your wife.
Nope,, never.
An ass whooping is the only contact you ever make again.
Got it?
man to man here,,
You don’t go groveling back to this shell of a man yesterday for some pseudo interview solely for eyeballs and clicks after what this ass said about your wife.
Nope,, never.
An ass whooping is the only contact you ever make again.
Got it?
Man, it is so easy not to like Aaron Rodgers.
He just has Dick written all over him.
He just has Dick written all over him.
January 5, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Man, it is so easy not to like Aaron Rodgers.
He just has Dick written all over him.
He just has Dick written all over him.
You have Derrick Fucking Henry and you don’t run him on 3rd and 3??? You run some backup when you have Derrick freaking Henry??
January 5, 2026 at 1:30 AM
You have Derrick Fucking Henry and you don’t run him on 3rd and 3??? You run some backup when you have Derrick freaking Henry??
I’m still amazed that the Mainstream Media still isn’t quite understanding this and seems to be struggling with this…..
This whole administrations response to everything, rules, laws, judges, deadlines, their response is “Fuck you,, do something about it”,,,,
And sadly we’re not doing anything.
This whole administrations response to everything, rules, laws, judges, deadlines, their response is “Fuck you,, do something about it”,,,,
And sadly we’re not doing anything.
January 5, 2026 at 1:13 AM
I’m still amazed that the Mainstream Media still isn’t quite understanding this and seems to be struggling with this…..
This whole administrations response to everything, rules, laws, judges, deadlines, their response is “Fuck you,, do something about it”,,,,
And sadly we’re not doing anything.
This whole administrations response to everything, rules, laws, judges, deadlines, their response is “Fuck you,, do something about it”,,,,
And sadly we’re not doing anything.
Just listened to “Just what I needed” and “Bye Bye Love” by The Cars.
Benjamin Orr was The Cars,, not Rick Ocassic
Benjamin Orr was The Cars,, not Rick Ocassic
January 4, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Just listened to “Just what I needed” and “Bye Bye Love” by The Cars.
Benjamin Orr was The Cars,, not Rick Ocassic
Benjamin Orr was The Cars,, not Rick Ocassic
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Swalwell: He couldn't run a casino, and now he's going to run a country in South America while he fails to run a country in North America?
January 4, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Swalwell: He couldn't run a casino, and now he's going to run a country in South America while he fails to run a country in North America?
You couldn’t pay me to go on a South Caribbean cruise right now.
This fucking joke of a president has put a huge target on Americans backs.
And just remember that these people don’t fight in the conventional ways of war. It’s the Vietnam jungles, it’s the mountains of Tora Bora,,
Disconcerting,,
This fucking joke of a president has put a huge target on Americans backs.
And just remember that these people don’t fight in the conventional ways of war. It’s the Vietnam jungles, it’s the mountains of Tora Bora,,
Disconcerting,,
January 4, 2026 at 1:15 PM
You couldn’t pay me to go on a South Caribbean cruise right now.
This fucking joke of a president has put a huge target on Americans backs.
And just remember that these people don’t fight in the conventional ways of war. It’s the Vietnam jungles, it’s the mountains of Tora Bora,,
Disconcerting,,
This fucking joke of a president has put a huge target on Americans backs.
And just remember that these people don’t fight in the conventional ways of war. It’s the Vietnam jungles, it’s the mountains of Tora Bora,,
Disconcerting,,
So, what’d ya want to protest today?
Venezuela?
Cost of living?
Healthcare?
ICE?
Gerrymandering?
Pardons?
Hell, it’s an everyday job these days.
Pick your poison kind of thing.
Venezuela?
Cost of living?
Healthcare?
ICE?
Gerrymandering?
Pardons?
Hell, it’s an everyday job these days.
Pick your poison kind of thing.
January 3, 2026 at 8:30 PM
So, what’d ya want to protest today?
Venezuela?
Cost of living?
Healthcare?
ICE?
Gerrymandering?
Pardons?
Hell, it’s an everyday job these days.
Pick your poison kind of thing.
Venezuela?
Cost of living?
Healthcare?
ICE?
Gerrymandering?
Pardons?
Hell, it’s an everyday job these days.
Pick your poison kind of thing.
That “we’re gonna run Venezuela” statement probably wasn’t written into the script and it’s gonna be a problem for them going forward…
January 3, 2026 at 5:21 PM
That “we’re gonna run Venezuela” statement probably wasn’t written into the script and it’s gonna be a problem for them going forward…
“We are going to run the country”
Oh boy,,,, here we go…
Oh boy,,,, here we go…
January 3, 2026 at 4:45 PM
“We are going to run the country”
Oh boy,,,, here we go…
Oh boy,,,, here we go…
He’s already off script,,
Lil Marco is already looking nervous…….
Lil Marco is already looking nervous…….
January 3, 2026 at 4:44 PM
He’s already off script,,
Lil Marco is already looking nervous…….
Lil Marco is already looking nervous…….
Oh boy,,, he’s already off script,, add-libbing,, now we wait for the total idiocracy to be spewed..
January 3, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Oh boy,,, he’s already off script,, add-libbing,, now we wait for the total idiocracy to be spewed..
It’s so pre-rehearsed he can’t even look up from the script he’s been given…
How long before he loses his place and starts to add-lib and makes a total ass if himself.
So, the dead of night is “dark”,,,🙄
How long before he loses his place and starts to add-lib and makes a total ass if himself.
So, the dead of night is “dark”,,,🙄
January 3, 2026 at 4:41 PM
It’s so pre-rehearsed he can’t even look up from the script he’s been given…
How long before he loses his place and starts to add-lib and makes a total ass if himself.
So, the dead of night is “dark”,,,🙄
How long before he loses his place and starts to add-lib and makes a total ass if himself.
So, the dead of night is “dark”,,,🙄
I’m not watching this horseshit.
You know Scavino or Miller wrote him some horseshit words that he could read right off the teleprompter but he’ll fuck that up and lose his way and end up saying “scum” and “loser” and he’ll make himself look like an ass like all the times before.
You know Scavino or Miller wrote him some horseshit words that he could read right off the teleprompter but he’ll fuck that up and lose his way and end up saying “scum” and “loser” and he’ll make himself look like an ass like all the times before.
January 3, 2026 at 4:40 PM
I’m not watching this horseshit.
You know Scavino or Miller wrote him some horseshit words that he could read right off the teleprompter but he’ll fuck that up and lose his way and end up saying “scum” and “loser” and he’ll make himself look like an ass like all the times before.
You know Scavino or Miller wrote him some horseshit words that he could read right off the teleprompter but he’ll fuck that up and lose his way and end up saying “scum” and “loser” and he’ll make himself look like an ass like all the times before.
Has Hakeem Jefferies and Chuck “demanded” anything yet??
because you know that’s coming…
because you know that’s coming…
January 3, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Has Hakeem Jefferies and Chuck “demanded” anything yet??
because you know that’s coming…
because you know that’s coming…
“actual or imminent attack” ????
Ok, what am I missing here?
This GOP Congress is gonna rue the day they just punted all powers to this broken shell of a lame duck.
Ok, what am I missing here?
This GOP Congress is gonna rue the day they just punted all powers to this broken shell of a lame duck.
How does launching air strikes and a commando raid fall under the remit of self defense for an arrest operation
January 3, 2026 at 2:17 PM
“actual or imminent attack” ????
Ok, what am I missing here?
This GOP Congress is gonna rue the day they just punted all powers to this broken shell of a lame duck.
Ok, what am I missing here?
This GOP Congress is gonna rue the day they just punted all powers to this broken shell of a lame duck.
So, another huge “fuck you” to any rules, laws, norms,,,
Fuck you congress.
Fuck you UN.
What an unbelievable goddamned mess this guy has gotten us into and we can only blame ourselves,,, twice..
Fuck you congress.
Fuck you UN.
What an unbelievable goddamned mess this guy has gotten us into and we can only blame ourselves,,, twice..
January 3, 2026 at 12:25 PM
So, another huge “fuck you” to any rules, laws, norms,,,
Fuck you congress.
Fuck you UN.
What an unbelievable goddamned mess this guy has gotten us into and we can only blame ourselves,,, twice..
Fuck you congress.
Fuck you UN.
What an unbelievable goddamned mess this guy has gotten us into and we can only blame ourselves,,, twice..
So, I missed it.
Who just paid for the big “destroy Hamas, protest against Hamas” add that just ran on @morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social
??
I’m not saying anything one way or the other, but it’s funny that this just ran for the first time right after Bibi was in the White House..
Who just paid for the big “destroy Hamas, protest against Hamas” add that just ran on @morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social
??
I’m not saying anything one way or the other, but it’s funny that this just ran for the first time right after Bibi was in the White House..
January 2, 2026 at 12:02 PM
So, I missed it.
Who just paid for the big “destroy Hamas, protest against Hamas” add that just ran on @morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social
??
I’m not saying anything one way or the other, but it’s funny that this just ran for the first time right after Bibi was in the White House..
Who just paid for the big “destroy Hamas, protest against Hamas” add that just ran on @morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social
??
I’m not saying anything one way or the other, but it’s funny that this just ran for the first time right after Bibi was in the White House..
Lost my insurance today.
I could say a bunch of mean shit but they don’t care.
At 63 y/o I guess we’ll just have to see how it goes.
It does no good to call them out. They just don’t care..
I could say a bunch of mean shit but they don’t care.
At 63 y/o I guess we’ll just have to see how it goes.
It does no good to call them out. They just don’t care..
January 1, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Lost my insurance today.
I could say a bunch of mean shit but they don’t care.
At 63 y/o I guess we’ll just have to see how it goes.
It does no good to call them out. They just don’t care..
I could say a bunch of mean shit but they don’t care.
At 63 y/o I guess we’ll just have to see how it goes.
It does no good to call them out. They just don’t care..
I know,kids will be kids, but after watching Diego Pavia’s entourage throwing up the cash money, make it rain signs in the stands after he scored was a bit painful.
Iowa was beating the doors off of Vandy and the game wasn’t as close as the score.
This thing has Johnny Manziel written all over it
Iowa was beating the doors off of Vandy and the game wasn’t as close as the score.
This thing has Johnny Manziel written all over it
January 1, 2026 at 3:17 PM
I know,kids will be kids, but after watching Diego Pavia’s entourage throwing up the cash money, make it rain signs in the stands after he scored was a bit painful.
Iowa was beating the doors off of Vandy and the game wasn’t as close as the score.
This thing has Johnny Manziel written all over it
Iowa was beating the doors off of Vandy and the game wasn’t as close as the score.
This thing has Johnny Manziel written all over it
Vandy’s D is making Iowa’s offense look like the Super Bowl Rams…
December 31, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Vandy’s D is making Iowa’s offense look like the Super Bowl Rams…
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If the next Democratic president doesn’t abolish ICE then the Dems deserve to lose forever
Exclusive: ICE officials plan to spend $100 million to recruit gun-rights supporters and military enthusiasts through online influencers and a geo-targeted ad campaign, part of what the agency called a “wartime recruitment” strategy to hire thousands of officers, according to an internal document.
ICE plans $100 million ‘wartime recruitment’ push targeting gun shows, military fans
An internal ICE document shared among immigration officials details plans to use influencers and geo-targeted ads to rapidly hire thousands of deportation officers.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
If the next Democratic president doesn’t abolish ICE then the Dems deserve to lose forever
As a non-Catholic non believer I pray that this was a players decision and not made by the coaches or the university,,, but today, these days you never know.
Just learned that notre dame declined a bowl invite because they were "snubbed" from the playoffs, profoundly bitch made behavior. Way to steal a bowl game from your seniors and from anyone else looking to start next year. Way to show belly and prove all your haters (of which I am one) right.
December 31, 2025 at 2:38 PM
As a non-Catholic non believer I pray that this was a players decision and not made by the coaches or the university,,, but today, these days you never know.
Been in bed with the flu for the last 3 days.
Unbelievably my cat seems to get it and has been nothing but sweet and cooperative..
That’s usually not her M.O.
……..
Unbelievably my cat seems to get it and has been nothing but sweet and cooperative..
That’s usually not her M.O.
……..
December 31, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Been in bed with the flu for the last 3 days.
Unbelievably my cat seems to get it and has been nothing but sweet and cooperative..
That’s usually not her M.O.
……..
Unbelievably my cat seems to get it and has been nothing but sweet and cooperative..
That’s usually not her M.O.
……..