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i went to a hall's of ween party where the theme was "slutty costumes." unfortunately i didn't have a great time, the social anxieties got the better of me but i simply must share my silly moth outfit

amelia wearing a moth wing design cardigan, feathery antennae, and round black sunglasses posing with a little plush lamp.

same as before, now you can see the wing pattern (cecropia moth).

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chemelia @chemelia.bsky.social · 14d

sometimes my body pranks me by waking me up at 6am for no reason. so i get back at her by combining caffeine and weed and alcohol and amphetamines

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chemelia @chemelia.bsky.social · 14d

roller derby is the perfect sport. scoot around and get pushed over by women. what more could i want

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chemelia @chemelia.bsky.social · 16d

why do literally any activity when i could lay down instead

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chemelia @chemelia.bsky.social · 17d

you wouldn't like me... not the REAL me... i'm... cursed.... (restless legs syndrome)

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chemelia @chemelia.bsky.social · 21d

being alive is pretty cool but the problem is all the little fucking Tasks you gotta do to continue being alive

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 25d

BREAKING: Scientists have discovered some stupid shit. They were dripping little drops out of their fucking gizmos when they learned about it.

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chemelia @chemelia.bsky.social · 24d

if you can't handle me at my posting bad (embarrassing) you don't deserve me at my posting bad (endearing)

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chemelia @chemelia.bsky.social · 26d

welcome to Melia's Midnight Mealtime. this episode we're checking out "one mojito and honey bunches of oats (soy milk)." three stars.
this has been Melia's Midnight Mealtime, tune in for the next review

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chemelia @chemelia.bsky.social · 26d

you can have fun on the web! but you can also have, a "Bad Time"

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chemelia @chemelia.bsky.social · 26d

Beware the sickly Fog of Discourse, ye Time-Line Rider, lest ye be Afflicted with Poster's Madness

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chemelia @chemelia.bsky.social · 26d

[rocking back and forth, fetal position, sobbing] socialism in our lifetime. socialism in our lifetime

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