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@chezdon.co.uk

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Cyber Security Solution Architect I love cricket. Sometimes Tottenham Hotspur and Collingwood, too. Amsterdam, NL #booksky amazon.com/author/chezdon bio.site/chezdon

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Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 23m

GREAT NEWS: #5SOS is coming to Amsterdam
5 Seconds of Summer staat op 10 april 2026 in Ziggo Dome, Amsterdam! Omdat je al eens tickets voor een show van 5 Seconds of Summer hebt gekocht, geven we je graag de kans om eerder kaarten te kopen voor deze show via een speciale MOJO presale.

Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 20h

I asked a BA, who has spent 3+ months looking at how to upgrade an app to run on Ubuntu 24 (25 is the latest), the status. I asked the PM for a report, then was told off. I rang the supplier. He was a lovely guy. Do you have a guide? Scheduling emergency changes in DEV/TEST/PreProd. MGMT is UPSET!

Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 1d

I've been to the hardware store. I communicated with him using Samsung Translate. I required acid for the kitchen drain because it is blocked. He asked what was in the drain. I dunno mate, rice, beans, bones. Gawd knows.

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Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 2d

The posh boy was questioned as to why he speaks like King Charles but comes from Sussex. Not everyone talks like "Del Boy" 😅🤣🤣

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Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 3d

3000 americans who don't give a shit

Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 3d

"A House of Dynamite" review
If you drink 10 beers and eat a vindaloo chicken curry get ready for one stinky runny shit. That is my review of this total and utter bad film #netflix Katheryn Bigelow should be ashamed. @dmovies.bsky.social

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Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 3d

The powers that be in Football Australia will erect another statue of the Matildas near the one of Shane Warne at the MCG after this epic friendly win.

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Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 3d

I'd nail my scrotum to the door before watching the bloody Matildas

Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 3d

"Go back to Prussia, Mönchengladbach! Hopeless dookie!"
LOL 😅

Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 3d

At the local, watching mighty Bayern FC play Borussia Mönchengladbach. The barmistress gifted us two bottles of Desperados because the Germans ordered Heineken and they stuffed up. Cheers all around!

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Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 4d

Compared to Tony Abbott? Yes. 😂

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Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 4d

The morning after the night before #bluesky
15 litres of wine was barely enough (3 x 5-litre boxes = 23€) to pair with the goose. I've got a good stock and a slight headache to show for the "Your Goose is Cooked" party. I've delivered painkillers and a Monster to the posh boy. More coffee, thanks.

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Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 4d

Overheard:
They didn't suddenly go crazy just because you were eating pate. We organised a charity goldfish race. The animal rights kids protested us, too. They gave XXX a hard time for eating a chicken sandwich one day.

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Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 4d

Overheard:
I pretended to be sick (cough, cough, sniff sniff) to get out of aqua gymnastics. I didn't want to wear a Speedo in front of a group of girls. That night, I ended up getting Covid-19 for real. It wasn't very good!
😅😂

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Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 5d

I buy fresh produce. I never trust food delivery and don't like being constrained to a delivery window. Also, being the altruistic lad I am, I also pick up large quantities of heavy stuff at Lidl for various neighbours because I drive a fine motorcar. Anything for goodwill 😀

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Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 5d

I finally cleaned out the freezer. 90% of its contents was food waste. Old bones, stock ingredients and stuff like that. Anything that would potentially smell if put in the bin. I freeze anything that will eventually smell to avoid a stinky flat. Now for the dreaded trip to Lidl to fill the boot.

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Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 5d

Samsung pushed the latest UI 8 update overnight. It appears Gemini wants to assist with everything except for what matters. Cleaning the toilet and frying eggs would be nice.

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Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 5d

For a day trip. It is understood that I live in Amsterdam. That ain't changing.

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Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 5d

Just for the day. I've been promised lunch yet again.

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Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 5d

My big boss man rang. It went something like this.
"Hey, whatcha doin?"
"Just driving home, wassup?"
"You can have tomorrow off, paid, but you must come to London on Thursday because I resigned."
"Oh?"
"Yeah, we want you to take half of my role, you seem bored."
"Can I stay bored?"
[laughter]
sigh 😂

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Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 5d

SIX SEVEN bollox at the shopping plaza
Society is in free-fall.

Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 5d

I fondly remember watching that after returning home. It was on in the background. I thought... why is this bloke singing a Rolf Harris song? The look on his face when the lady told him what was up. OMFG, I laugh about it to this day. 😅 There are some things you just can't unsee.

Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 5d

youtu.be/qGWo6trruzw?...
Speaking of Rolf...

Alan Thicke | Studio 10

YouTube video by Studio 10

youtu.be

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Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 6d

Thank Gawd for Vicario. @tottenhamhotspur.com I'm shocked we managed a draw. Archie Gray was in the wrong position

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Chezdon @chezdon.co.uk · 6d

Come on @tottenhamhotspur.com

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