Chezdon
@chezdon.co.uk
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I love cricket. Sometimes Tottenham Hotspur and Collingwood, too.
An Aussie living in Amsterdam, NL
chezdon.co.uk
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I love cricket. Sometimes Tottenham Hotspur and Collingwood, too.
An Aussie living in Amsterdam, NL
chezdon.co.uk
amazon.com/author/chezdon
bio.site/chezdon
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Chezdon
@chezdon.co.uk
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Bull Shark Part 3
Feral, funny, violent, and soaked in history, obsession, and Mediterranean sunburn.
From Napoleon’s ghost to Mussolini’s execution gate to the influencer circus that eats people alive.
It’s ugly. It’s honest.
And now up for preorder on Amazon.
amazon.com/author/chezdon
#booksky
Feral, funny, violent, and soaked in history, obsession, and Mediterranean sunburn.
From Napoleon’s ghost to Mussolini’s execution gate to the influencer circus that eats people alive.
It’s ugly. It’s honest.
And now up for preorder on Amazon.
amazon.com/author/chezdon
#booksky
AUS vs NED Live Score: Match Delayed Due To Rain
The start of the T20 World Cup 2026 warm-up match between Australia and the Netherlands in Colombo has been delayed due to rain.
Bugger!
The start of the T20 World Cup 2026 warm-up match between Australia and the Netherlands in Colombo has been delayed due to rain.
Bugger!
February 5, 2026 at 12:44 PM
AUS vs NED Live Score: Match Delayed Due To Rain
The start of the T20 World Cup 2026 warm-up match between Australia and the Netherlands in Colombo has been delayed due to rain.
Bugger!
The start of the T20 World Cup 2026 warm-up match between Australia and the Netherlands in Colombo has been delayed due to rain.
Bugger!
Happy Thursday, #bluesky
Earlier, I visited the dentist for my periodic check-up and clean. FLOSS MORE! Yeah yeah yeah... But she raised the red alert because of the condition of my roof of the mouth. I burned it last night eating pizza! She wants me to return next week for another look 😅
Earlier, I visited the dentist for my periodic check-up and clean. FLOSS MORE! Yeah yeah yeah... But she raised the red alert because of the condition of my roof of the mouth. I burned it last night eating pizza! She wants me to return next week for another look 😅
February 5, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Happy Thursday, #bluesky
Earlier, I visited the dentist for my periodic check-up and clean. FLOSS MORE! Yeah yeah yeah... But she raised the red alert because of the condition of my roof of the mouth. I burned it last night eating pizza! She wants me to return next week for another look 😅
Earlier, I visited the dentist for my periodic check-up and clean. FLOSS MORE! Yeah yeah yeah... But she raised the red alert because of the condition of my roof of the mouth. I burned it last night eating pizza! She wants me to return next week for another look 😅
We are having a bit of an impromptu doo to view Fallout Season 2 episode 8. Pizzas delivered. Belgian beers popped open.
For the record, I don't give a stuff about Fallout. I've never played the game, and the TV show makes no sense, but it has Goggins in it! #Fallout
For the record, I don't give a stuff about Fallout. I've never played the game, and the TV show makes no sense, but it has Goggins in it! #Fallout
February 4, 2026 at 7:23 PM
We are having a bit of an impromptu doo to view Fallout Season 2 episode 8. Pizzas delivered. Belgian beers popped open.
For the record, I don't give a stuff about Fallout. I've never played the game, and the TV show makes no sense, but it has Goggins in it! #Fallout
For the record, I don't give a stuff about Fallout. I've never played the game, and the TV show makes no sense, but it has Goggins in it! #Fallout
I'm at the big match. The posh boy received a yellow card for pushing and shoving during a corner kick. He got knocked down but no penalty. I'm surprised he wasn't red carded for dissent and bad language again. Match drawn 1-1. Almost as good as the mighty Spurs drawing City.
February 4, 2026 at 5:00 PM
I'm at the big match. The posh boy received a yellow card for pushing and shoving during a corner kick. He got knocked down but no penalty. I'm surprised he wasn't red carded for dissent and bad language again. Match drawn 1-1. Almost as good as the mighty Spurs drawing City.
Wednesday means a trip to the mall to run errands, buy seafood and eat a herring sandwich. My neighbour tagged along. She complains about everything but the Dutch are like that unless you are the dry cleaner. He is always cheerful 😃 Have a great day #bluesky
February 4, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Wednesday means a trip to the mall to run errands, buy seafood and eat a herring sandwich. My neighbour tagged along. She complains about everything but the Dutch are like that unless you are the dry cleaner. He is always cheerful 😃 Have a great day #bluesky
Bull Shark Part 3
Vodka‑soaked mornings, glitter crimes, and someone who might literally erase you from existence… Louis’s Riviera holiday goes very wrong, very fast for anyone who laughs at disasters. Available NOW
#DarkHumour #BullSharkSeries #FrenchNightmares
amazon.com/author/chezdon
#booksky
Vodka‑soaked mornings, glitter crimes, and someone who might literally erase you from existence… Louis’s Riviera holiday goes very wrong, very fast for anyone who laughs at disasters. Available NOW
#DarkHumour #BullSharkSeries #FrenchNightmares
amazon.com/author/chezdon
#booksky
February 3, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Bull Shark Part 3
Vodka‑soaked mornings, glitter crimes, and someone who might literally erase you from existence… Louis’s Riviera holiday goes very wrong, very fast for anyone who laughs at disasters. Available NOW
#DarkHumour #BullSharkSeries #FrenchNightmares
amazon.com/author/chezdon
#booksky
Vodka‑soaked mornings, glitter crimes, and someone who might literally erase you from existence… Louis’s Riviera holiday goes very wrong, very fast for anyone who laughs at disasters. Available NOW
#DarkHumour #BullSharkSeries #FrenchNightmares
amazon.com/author/chezdon
#booksky
February 3, 2026 at 7:35 PM
I had a coffee with my neighbour. She thinks I am mental leaving the flat with the dishwasher, washing/tumble dry machine running. Hell, last night I left the stock pot simmering/reducing on the stovetop whilst away for about three hours. LOL
February 3, 2026 at 11:18 AM
I had a coffee with my neighbour. She thinks I am mental leaving the flat with the dishwasher, washing/tumble dry machine running. Hell, last night I left the stock pot simmering/reducing on the stovetop whilst away for about three hours. LOL
Ever been drugged, judged by a Ukrainian, and made to work your arse off filleting fish? Louis has. And somehow, he survives. Barely.
Bull Shark Part 3 / If You're Gone: the French Riviera isn’t ready.
#BullSharkSeries #ComedyHorror #TravelFails #booksky
amazon.com/author/chezdon
Bull Shark Part 3 / If You're Gone: the French Riviera isn’t ready.
#BullSharkSeries #ComedyHorror #TravelFails #booksky
amazon.com/author/chezdon
February 2, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Ever been drugged, judged by a Ukrainian, and made to work your arse off filleting fish? Louis has. And somehow, he survives. Barely.
Bull Shark Part 3 / If You're Gone: the French Riviera isn’t ready.
#BullSharkSeries #ComedyHorror #TravelFails #booksky
amazon.com/author/chezdon
Bull Shark Part 3 / If You're Gone: the French Riviera isn’t ready.
#BullSharkSeries #ComedyHorror #TravelFails #booksky
amazon.com/author/chezdon
Only in the movie M does the entire criminal underworld unionise just to complain about one guy ruining their business. Then, the police and the gangsters spend the whole film arguing over who’s more efficient, which is the most depressing workplace rivalry ever.
February 2, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Only in the movie M does the entire criminal underworld unionise just to complain about one guy ruining their business. Then, the police and the gangsters spend the whole film arguing over who’s more efficient, which is the most depressing workplace rivalry ever.
A bloke shared his screen on the Teams meeting. Not the application. We were gifted with the photo of Peter Mandelson standing around in his underwear from the news. Whoops! Old mate reads The Sun.
February 2, 2026 at 3:41 PM
A bloke shared his screen on the Teams meeting. Not the application. We were gifted with the photo of Peter Mandelson standing around in his underwear from the news. Whoops! Old mate reads The Sun.
We are going to view "M - eine Stadt sucht einen Mörder". It is about a fictitious child killer in Post-WW1 Germany. Some sort of history project the posh lad is working on. German dialogue with Dutch subtitles. @dmovies.bsky.social Hopefully the guy does in Egg from Knight of the 7 Kingdoms 😅
February 2, 2026 at 3:31 PM
We are going to view "M - eine Stadt sucht einen Mörder". It is about a fictitious child killer in Post-WW1 Germany. Some sort of history project the posh lad is working on. German dialogue with Dutch subtitles. @dmovies.bsky.social Hopefully the guy does in Egg from Knight of the 7 Kingdoms 😅
Bull Shark Part 3
Feral, funny, violent, and soaked in history, obsession, and Mediterranean sunburn.
From Napoleon’s ghost to Mussolini’s execution gate to the influencer circus that eats people alive.
It’s ugly. It’s honest.
And now up for preorder on Amazon.
amazon.com/author/chezdon
#booksky
Feral, funny, violent, and soaked in history, obsession, and Mediterranean sunburn.
From Napoleon’s ghost to Mussolini’s execution gate to the influencer circus that eats people alive.
It’s ugly. It’s honest.
And now up for preorder on Amazon.
amazon.com/author/chezdon
#booksky
February 1, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Bull Shark Part 3
Feral, funny, violent, and soaked in history, obsession, and Mediterranean sunburn.
From Napoleon’s ghost to Mussolini’s execution gate to the influencer circus that eats people alive.
It’s ugly. It’s honest.
And now up for preorder on Amazon.
amazon.com/author/chezdon
#booksky
Feral, funny, violent, and soaked in history, obsession, and Mediterranean sunburn.
From Napoleon’s ghost to Mussolini’s execution gate to the influencer circus that eats people alive.
It’s ugly. It’s honest.
And now up for preorder on Amazon.
amazon.com/author/chezdon
#booksky
Reminder that your HMRC self-assessment is due today.
I logged into the portal only to become terribly sad seeing how much I owe Rachel Reeves.
I logged into the portal only to become terribly sad seeing how much I owe Rachel Reeves.
January 31, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Reminder that your HMRC self-assessment is due today.
I logged into the portal only to become terribly sad seeing how much I owe Rachel Reeves.
I logged into the portal only to become terribly sad seeing how much I owe Rachel Reeves.
What a bonkers week. I called into the local for one. Some bloke pulls out his laptop and makes a Teams call to his missus just to have a conversation with a screaming baby. Within 15 seconds the Dutch surrounded and encouraged the bloke to take his bad behaviour elsewhere 😅😅
January 30, 2026 at 3:51 PM
What a bonkers week. I called into the local for one. Some bloke pulls out his laptop and makes a Teams call to his missus just to have a conversation with a screaming baby. Within 15 seconds the Dutch surrounded and encouraged the bloke to take his bad behaviour elsewhere 😅😅
Today I learned the cat likes leftover chicken and pate
January 30, 2026 at 10:45 AM
Today I learned the cat likes leftover chicken and pate
I have 1,134 people lined up to provide transitional support as I move from one Tier 1 provider to another. This is the biggest coup in the UK IT sector, as I toss out the services provider who told me too many fibs. I won't authorise their invoice either.
January 29, 2026 at 9:17 PM
I have 1,134 people lined up to provide transitional support as I move from one Tier 1 provider to another. This is the biggest coup in the UK IT sector, as I toss out the services provider who told me too many fibs. I won't authorise their invoice either.
Ten years ago, I read the book William Shawcross wrote about Rupert Murdoch and News Corp. Flash forward to this fine day, when I threw out the global vendor and locked them out of the network. Got legal after them and replaced them with a better option two days before the contract deadline. FUCK!
January 29, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Ten years ago, I read the book William Shawcross wrote about Rupert Murdoch and News Corp. Flash forward to this fine day, when I threw out the global vendor and locked them out of the network. Got legal after them and replaced them with a better option two days before the contract deadline. FUCK!
I really can't keep up any more. Oddball Wednesday match, not UEFA???
“Finishing top four in the Champions League, we'll never take that for granted. Hopefully we can carry the form on into the Premier League.” -- Archie Gray on last night's win in Frankfurt 🗣️
clip credit: Tottenham reporter pool
“Finishing top four in the Champions League, we'll never take that for granted. Hopefully we can carry the form on into the Premier League.” -- Archie Gray on last night's win in Frankfurt 🗣️
clip credit: Tottenham reporter pool
January 29, 2026 at 8:40 PM
We've been to the clean gym. I did a 13km run without much fuss. I'm getting back into shape after the indulgent Christmas break! Now to drive the posh lad and the neighbour boy in because it is snowing but not settling. Not the best conditions for the Scoot. I fancy waffles and syrup for brekkie 😅
January 29, 2026 at 6:28 AM
We've been to the clean gym. I did a 13km run without much fuss. I'm getting back into shape after the indulgent Christmas break! Now to drive the posh lad and the neighbour boy in because it is snowing but not settling. Not the best conditions for the Scoot. I fancy waffles and syrup for brekkie 😅
54 million views. 124k comments. The "Mezzegra Incident" is live. Are you a Juror or a witness?
Read the release now. Before Lucas edits you out.
#NorthernGothic #DarkFiction #BookSky #NewRelease
#booksky
Bull Shark Part 3 is coming for you. 5 February 2026
Read the release now. Before Lucas edits you out.
#NorthernGothic #DarkFiction #BookSky #NewRelease
#booksky
Bull Shark Part 3 is coming for you. 5 February 2026
January 28, 2026 at 7:50 PM
54 million views. 124k comments. The "Mezzegra Incident" is live. Are you a Juror or a witness?
Read the release now. Before Lucas edits you out.
#NorthernGothic #DarkFiction #BookSky #NewRelease
#booksky
Bull Shark Part 3 is coming for you. 5 February 2026
Read the release now. Before Lucas edits you out.
#NorthernGothic #DarkFiction #BookSky #NewRelease
#booksky
Bull Shark Part 3 is coming for you. 5 February 2026
The posh boy was banned from playing football tonight because of an unfortunate red card. A few people are around watching "Greenland", the disaster movie from 2020. There is a second part, which kicked off this viewing. I watched it during Covid times. It was shit.
Let's get out the rhum!
Let's get out the rhum!
January 28, 2026 at 7:05 PM
The posh boy was banned from playing football tonight because of an unfortunate red card. A few people are around watching "Greenland", the disaster movie from 2020. There is a second part, which kicked off this viewing. I watched it during Covid times. It was shit.
Let's get out the rhum!
Let's get out the rhum!
Sage the cat visited twice today. I put her out before visiting the mall. She returned for tasty canned mackerel. She loves eating it off our proper plates 😅
January 28, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Sage the cat visited twice today. I put her out before visiting the mall. She returned for tasty canned mackerel. She loves eating it off our proper plates 😅