Chezdon
@chezdon.co.uk
Cyber Security Solution Architect
I love cricket. Sometimes Tottenham Hotspur and Collingwood, too.
An Aussie living in Amsterdam, NL
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I love cricket. Sometimes Tottenham Hotspur and Collingwood, too.
An Aussie living in Amsterdam, NL
chezdon.co.uk
amazon.com/author/chezdon
bio.site/chezdon
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Chezdon
@chezdon.co.uk
· Nov 16
Bull Shark Part 3 / #booksky
Nice was chaos. Louis escaped.
Golfe-Juan, like Napoleon’s return, should be a sanctuary… but the French Riviera is crawling with predators.
Every smile hides a knife. Every shadow watches.
Return, revenge, or death. Only the cunning survive.
chezdon.co.uk
Nice was chaos. Louis escaped.
Golfe-Juan, like Napoleon’s return, should be a sanctuary… but the French Riviera is crawling with predators.
Every smile hides a knife. Every shadow watches.
Return, revenge, or death. Only the cunning survive.
chezdon.co.uk
December 17, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Introductory quotes for Bull Shark Part 3
“You forget what you want to remember, and you remember what you want to forget.”
The Road - Cormac McCarthy
#bullshark3
“You forget what you want to remember, and you remember what you want to forget.”
The Road - Cormac McCarthy
#bullshark3
December 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Introductory quotes for Bull Shark Part 3
“You forget what you want to remember, and you remember what you want to forget.”
The Road - Cormac McCarthy
#bullshark3
“You forget what you want to remember, and you remember what you want to forget.”
The Road - Cormac McCarthy
#bullshark3
It has been a tense 24 hours.
I asked a bloke if he raised a Cisco TAC case. I was keen to escalate it with the SDM. Guy said my favourite vendor is waiting on approval for£1k to attend a scoping call. Fuck them, I will do it. I'm getting rid of the lying vendor for cause. Off to legal 😅
I asked a bloke if he raised a Cisco TAC case. I was keen to escalate it with the SDM. Guy said my favourite vendor is waiting on approval for£1k to attend a scoping call. Fuck them, I will do it. I'm getting rid of the lying vendor for cause. Off to legal 😅
December 17, 2025 at 2:14 PM
It has been a tense 24 hours.
I asked a bloke if he raised a Cisco TAC case. I was keen to escalate it with the SDM. Guy said my favourite vendor is waiting on approval for£1k to attend a scoping call. Fuck them, I will do it. I'm getting rid of the lying vendor for cause. Off to legal 😅
I asked a bloke if he raised a Cisco TAC case. I was keen to escalate it with the SDM. Guy said my favourite vendor is waiting on approval for£1k to attend a scoping call. Fuck them, I will do it. I'm getting rid of the lying vendor for cause. Off to legal 😅
Every week for 6 months, I said SAML was high risk. Gotta migrate to AAD.
Too hard because of legacy systems, and to hell with compliance, they said!
A new vulnerability, allowing attackers to bypass SAML-based SSO authentication on FortiGate, is currently in the wild and caused six hours of drama.
Too hard because of legacy systems, and to hell with compliance, they said!
A new vulnerability, allowing attackers to bypass SAML-based SSO authentication on FortiGate, is currently in the wild and caused six hours of drama.
December 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Every week for 6 months, I said SAML was high risk. Gotta migrate to AAD.
Too hard because of legacy systems, and to hell with compliance, they said!
A new vulnerability, allowing attackers to bypass SAML-based SSO authentication on FortiGate, is currently in the wild and caused six hours of drama.
Too hard because of legacy systems, and to hell with compliance, they said!
A new vulnerability, allowing attackers to bypass SAML-based SSO authentication on FortiGate, is currently in the wild and caused six hours of drama.
I'm annoyed because the overnight Samsung TV firmware update reset my Energy Saver settings to 5 minutes from Never. Don't screw with my settings Samsung!
December 15, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I'm annoyed because the overnight Samsung TV firmware update reset my Energy Saver settings to 5 minutes from Never. Don't screw with my settings Samsung!
The terror attack in Sydney's Bondi Beach left 12 dead.
Take a moment to reflect and send positive thoughts to all affected by terror. Cops have a job to do. Figure out how they got the weapons banned in 1996.
Take a moment to reflect and send positive thoughts to all affected by terror. Cops have a job to do. Figure out how they got the weapons banned in 1996.
December 14, 2025 at 12:01 PM
The terror attack in Sydney's Bondi Beach left 12 dead.
Take a moment to reflect and send positive thoughts to all affected by terror. Cops have a job to do. Figure out how they got the weapons banned in 1996.
Take a moment to reflect and send positive thoughts to all affected by terror. Cops have a job to do. Figure out how they got the weapons banned in 1996.
So bloody funny listening to the posh boy talk about living in Amsterdam.
He was offered a cookie. He ate it then the girl sent him a tikkie for 1€ (payment request)
The Dutch complain more than Brits 😅
They like talking about discounts and how much they saved.
Sandwiches with one slice of cheese. 😅
He was offered a cookie. He ate it then the girl sent him a tikkie for 1€ (payment request)
The Dutch complain more than Brits 😅
They like talking about discounts and how much they saved.
Sandwiches with one slice of cheese. 😅
December 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
So bloody funny listening to the posh boy talk about living in Amsterdam.
He was offered a cookie. He ate it then the girl sent him a tikkie for 1€ (payment request)
The Dutch complain more than Brits 😅
They like talking about discounts and how much they saved.
Sandwiches with one slice of cheese. 😅
He was offered a cookie. He ate it then the girl sent him a tikkie for 1€ (payment request)
The Dutch complain more than Brits 😅
They like talking about discounts and how much they saved.
Sandwiches with one slice of cheese. 😅
I reminded the posh boy last night when he was drunk claimed a horse called BoJack in the paddock in Sussex told him how pissed off it was that Ashby ate his mate! 🤣🤣
Talking horses. 😅
Talking horses. 😅
December 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I reminded the posh boy last night when he was drunk claimed a horse called BoJack in the paddock in Sussex told him how pissed off it was that Ashby ate his mate! 🤣🤣
Talking horses. 😅
Talking horses. 😅
The lads had a problem before leaving England. Some other lads tried to stuff around and block them leaving the petrol station. He simply drove the Land Cruiser thru the hedge, over the footpath and onto the road. Middle fingers up shouting 😅😅🤣🤣 Easy work for the 4x4 🤣🤣🤣
December 13, 2025 at 1:48 PM
The lads had a problem before leaving England. Some other lads tried to stuff around and block them leaving the petrol station. He simply drove the Land Cruiser thru the hedge, over the footpath and onto the road. Middle fingers up shouting 😅😅🤣🤣 Easy work for the 4x4 🤣🤣🤣
Good morning, ##bluesky
We are behind schedule because the posh boy drank too much. The look on his mates face when he turned up was priceless. He had his sunglasses on, hair band in, only his underwear on, staring at his coffee. Eerily silent for once in his life.
I guess I'm driving to Belgium
We are behind schedule because the posh boy drank too much. The look on his mates face when he turned up was priceless. He had his sunglasses on, hair band in, only his underwear on, staring at his coffee. Eerily silent for once in his life.
I guess I'm driving to Belgium
December 13, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Good morning, ##bluesky
We are behind schedule because the posh boy drank too much. The look on his mates face when he turned up was priceless. He had his sunglasses on, hair band in, only his underwear on, staring at his coffee. Eerily silent for once in his life.
I guess I'm driving to Belgium
We are behind schedule because the posh boy drank too much. The look on his mates face when he turned up was priceless. He had his sunglasses on, hair band in, only his underwear on, staring at his coffee. Eerily silent for once in his life.
I guess I'm driving to Belgium
It took time to drag the posh boy home. He indulged as you would celebrate. He is snoring. I am enjoying a wine. Such a great week! Happy Friday #bluesky
December 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
It took time to drag the posh boy home. He indulged as you would celebrate. He is snoring. I am enjoying a wine. Such a great week! Happy Friday #bluesky
The biggest laugh of the year.
I asked the posh boy @iotdamned.org what he is getting paid at his new job.
"It is work experience, so nothing, you know that you daft C***!"
"Did you read the contract that you docu-signed?
"Yes, of course youse are getting paid!"
*He looks*
"Holy shit!"
I asked the posh boy @iotdamned.org what he is getting paid at his new job.
"It is work experience, so nothing, you know that you daft C***!"
"Did you read the contract that you docu-signed?
"Yes, of course youse are getting paid!"
*He looks*
"Holy shit!"
December 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The biggest laugh of the year.
I asked the posh boy @iotdamned.org what he is getting paid at his new job.
"It is work experience, so nothing, you know that you daft C***!"
"Did you read the contract that you docu-signed?
"Yes, of course youse are getting paid!"
*He looks*
"Holy shit!"
I asked the posh boy @iotdamned.org what he is getting paid at his new job.
"It is work experience, so nothing, you know that you daft C***!"
"Did you read the contract that you docu-signed?
"Yes, of course youse are getting paid!"
*He looks*
"Holy shit!"
Mate, you can't park there.
The lady driver confused the accelerator with the brake.
We've been to La Ciotat. It is a lovely city near Cassis, France. 😂
lesvoitures.fr/accident-la-...
The lady driver confused the accelerator with the brake.
We've been to La Ciotat. It is a lovely city near Cassis, France. 😂
lesvoitures.fr/accident-la-...
La Ciotat : spectaculaire accident, une voiture au fond de la piscine municipale
Un accident est survenu à La Ciotat. Une voiture a fini dans l'eau de la piscine municipale après avoir défoncé le mur du bâtiment.
lesvoitures.fr
December 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Mate, you can't park there.
The lady driver confused the accelerator with the brake.
We've been to La Ciotat. It is a lovely city near Cassis, France. 😂
lesvoitures.fr/accident-la-...
The lady driver confused the accelerator with the brake.
We've been to La Ciotat. It is a lovely city near Cassis, France. 😂
lesvoitures.fr/accident-la-...
In other news, a guy running from the police pushed a lad into a canal attempting to evade capture.
December 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
In other news, a guy running from the police pushed a lad into a canal attempting to evade capture.
Tonight is date night.
We are celebrating because the posh boy secured and accepted his first-ever job.
Welcome to the Security Operations Centre @iotdamned.org
I'm looking for a restaurant that has a bottle of 2014 Dom in reserve. 🍾
We are celebrating because the posh boy secured and accepted his first-ever job.
Welcome to the Security Operations Centre @iotdamned.org
I'm looking for a restaurant that has a bottle of 2014 Dom in reserve. 🍾
December 12, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Tonight is date night.
We are celebrating because the posh boy secured and accepted his first-ever job.
Welcome to the Security Operations Centre @iotdamned.org
I'm looking for a restaurant that has a bottle of 2014 Dom in reserve. 🍾
We are celebrating because the posh boy secured and accepted his first-ever job.
Welcome to the Security Operations Centre @iotdamned.org
I'm looking for a restaurant that has a bottle of 2014 Dom in reserve. 🍾
My biggest regret was writing books. I should have gone on OF.
December 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
My biggest regret was writing books. I should have gone on OF.
We sent you an MFA code. It is valid for 30 seconds.
It arrives 31 seconds later.
How stupid are people?
It arrives 31 seconds later.
How stupid are people?
December 11, 2025 at 11:03 PM
We sent you an MFA code. It is valid for 30 seconds.
It arrives 31 seconds later.
How stupid are people?
It arrives 31 seconds later.
How stupid are people?
December 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
The lad retired upstairs. I threw the windows open, lowering the hellish conditions in the living room by 7.1 C in 7 minutes. Bliss. 😅
December 11, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The lad retired upstairs. I threw the windows open, lowering the hellish conditions in the living room by 7.1 C in 7 minutes. Bliss. 😅
It is 7 C outside.
It is 26.7c inside according to the portable thermometer.
I'm in shorts and a singlet because the posh boy likes the living room hot as hell.
The bedroom is 17c.
It is 26.7c inside according to the portable thermometer.
I'm in shorts and a singlet because the posh boy likes the living room hot as hell.
The bedroom is 17c.
December 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
It is 7 C outside.
It is 26.7c inside according to the portable thermometer.
I'm in shorts and a singlet because the posh boy likes the living room hot as hell.
The bedroom is 17c.
It is 26.7c inside according to the portable thermometer.
I'm in shorts and a singlet because the posh boy likes the living room hot as hell.
The bedroom is 17c.
A long overdue wine time this evening at Chez Ashby.
I've popped open some earthy drop from Rioja. What are you drinking tonight? #winesky 😀
I've popped open some earthy drop from Rioja. What are you drinking tonight? #winesky 😀
December 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
A long overdue wine time this evening at Chez Ashby.
I've popped open some earthy drop from Rioja. What are you drinking tonight? #winesky 😀
I've popped open some earthy drop from Rioja. What are you drinking tonight? #winesky 😀
Interesting stats.
How many spam messages were filtered by the tool for the first 10 days in:
October = 376,344
November = 2,423,987 (Black Friday rubbish)
December = 4,501,845 (Festive season rubbish)
End of year BS, sales, thanks, wrap-ups, greetings, surveys.
So much digital waste!
How many spam messages were filtered by the tool for the first 10 days in:
October = 376,344
November = 2,423,987 (Black Friday rubbish)
December = 4,501,845 (Festive season rubbish)
End of year BS, sales, thanks, wrap-ups, greetings, surveys.
So much digital waste!
December 11, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Interesting stats.
How many spam messages were filtered by the tool for the first 10 days in:
October = 376,344
November = 2,423,987 (Black Friday rubbish)
December = 4,501,845 (Festive season rubbish)
End of year BS, sales, thanks, wrap-ups, greetings, surveys.
So much digital waste!
How many spam messages were filtered by the tool for the first 10 days in:
October = 376,344
November = 2,423,987 (Black Friday rubbish)
December = 4,501,845 (Festive season rubbish)
End of year BS, sales, thanks, wrap-ups, greetings, surveys.
So much digital waste!
Innocence Waxing Part 1 is available for free in the Amazon US marketplace from 09/12/2025 to 12/12/2025. Dive into the standalone [book 3] of the Rebirth of Innocence series. Grab it, read it, brag about it. It is a standalone story. No membership required. #booksky
chezdon.co.uk
chezdon.co.uk
December 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Innocence Waxing Part 1 is available for free in the Amazon US marketplace from 09/12/2025 to 12/12/2025. Dive into the standalone [book 3] of the Rebirth of Innocence series. Grab it, read it, brag about it. It is a standalone story. No membership required. #booksky
chezdon.co.uk
chezdon.co.uk