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Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 20h

ADHD society could be its downfall. May have to resort to three balls for a walk, third strike on fouls, and only fastballs allowed - make scores like 32-29 the norm. ACTIONIZE IT!

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Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 1d

Hard to believe someone who has a Nazi tattoo and became a mercenary for Erik Prince’s Blackwater is an actual progressive, but maybe that’s just me.

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Felonious Monk 📚 @thefeloniousmonk.com · 2d

I fucking knew it.

A BBC news cover that says scientists reveal the secret. A photo of a fat little puffy dog is shown.

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Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 1d

LOL

Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 1d

Here's who's in the Pentagon's new "press corps," covering world's most powerful military:

Out: New York Times, Washington Post.
In: Tim Pool's Timcast, Gateway Pundit, the MyPillow guy's LindellTV.

wapo.st/49iiXbn @scottnover.bsky.social

Pentagon announces a new right-wing press corps after mass walkout

A new crop of conservative media and influencers signed an agreement with the Pentagon, including the Gateway Pundit, the Post Millennial, Human Events and the National Pulse.

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Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 1d

He didn’t remove it, didn’t seem concerned that it would be seen, and recently joined Blackwater as a mercenary. Kinda screams ‘plant’ to me.

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Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 1d

Need to refer to it as the Epstein Ballroom from now on.

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Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 1d

*taps the ‘Republicans control the House, Senate, and White House’ sign

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Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 2d

Lankford was in the Senate when the Intelligence Committee wrote its giant report concluding that Russiagate was not a hoax, and it's criminal negligence by CNN to let him say this on air with no pushback.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Lankford: "I think now history has proven that Russiagate was a hoax. It was actually formed by James Coney and Brennan and others that were behind the scenes to push a narrative they knew at the time was false." (This is a lie -- would've been nice for Kasie Hunt to point that out.)

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Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 2d

This idea that liberals control the commanding height of the country is a main theme in Project 2025. Just goes to show how vacuous they are, that they think they can replace one ‘commanding height’ with another.

Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 2d

Won’t be ready for three years - when he’s out of office. Just sayin’

Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 3d

😢

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Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 3d

And work on contact and laying off those splitters in the dirt.

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Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 3d

I actually respect Gail more, just because of this post.

Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 3d

He’s an idiot, though. He thinks it’ll win him blacks.

Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 3d

It’s happened before, but in wiffle ball.

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Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 3d

Loved it. Wish more countries would do this.

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Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 3d

Agree, and ironic, coming from the most closeted demographic in the country.

Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 3d

Or a homeless shelter

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Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 3d

The next administration should turn Trump‘s ballroom into a giant public restroom.

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Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 3d

He looks like one of those Disneyland president bots.

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Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 3d

The next administration should make it a giant toilet.

Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 3d

This is by far the stupidest article I’ve seen this year.

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Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 3d

That’s a ‘Shoot to Thrill’ for me, but I’ll afraid I’d drive my car off a cliff.

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Michael Lobel @mlobelart.bsky.social · Apr 2

I'm just a lowly art historian, but in moments like these I always think back to one early sign of Trump's wanton, pointless destructiveness: his demolition of the priceless & irreplaceable Art Deco relief sculptures on facade of the Bonwit Teller building, which he tore down to build Trump Tower

Relief sculpture of a lithe figure in a dancing-like pose

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Art Garfunky @chimpvsdog.bsky.social · 3d

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