Felonious Monk 📚
@thefeloniousmonk.com
Forever forlorn poet. Bipolar. Dad joking Daddy Dom. Heart of a poet, appetite of a beast. Vulgar and respectful per @halfbakedrhymes.com. Says fuck a lot. 50/50 earnestposting / shitposting. DMs open. 18+ MDNI.
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Felonious Monk 📚
@thefeloniousmonk.com
· Oct 11
Hi! I'm Monk. Whatever you followed me for, you should know I post a lot of things that aren't that. I'm delightfully obscene, and always happy to answer questions about kink. I also write poetry, and am working on my first novel. I love art and food and nudity, often at the same time. 1/2
What an easy way to get some gorgeous art for your home while supporting the hungry.
🚨PRINT RAFFLE!!
excited to announce I'll be giving away four limited edition test prints of my collages.
All you need to do to enter is donate $10+ to any food bank and upload your receipt using the form link below!
Open until Nov 30th! (US entries only, sorry)
form.jotform.com/253136257434...
excited to announce I'll be giving away four limited edition test prints of my collages.
All you need to do to enter is donate $10+ to any food bank and upload your receipt using the form link below!
Open until Nov 30th! (US entries only, sorry)
form.jotform.com/253136257434...
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
What an easy way to get some gorgeous art for your home while supporting the hungry.
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What a girl wants
What a girl needs
Is to be left alone
with a pile of cheese
What a girl needs
Is to be left alone
with a pile of cheese
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
What a girl wants
What a girl needs
Is to be left alone
with a pile of cheese
What a girl needs
Is to be left alone
with a pile of cheese
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Your finest work to date and it's not even close
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Your finest work to date and it's not even close
What a girl wants
What a girl needs
Is to be left alone
with a pile of cheese
What a girl needs
Is to be left alone
with a pile of cheese
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
What a girl wants
What a girl needs
Is to be left alone
with a pile of cheese
What a girl needs
Is to be left alone
with a pile of cheese
Asshole reveal at 15K
November 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Asshole reveal at 15K
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The past fades
into a misty distance
and even the parts
I want to keep
fade with it
Names and faces
lost to the fog
Moments that
slip through my fingers,
my mind a sieve
I will wander these halls, alone
until even my name is gone
A ghost that once was
but no more
into a misty distance
and even the parts
I want to keep
fade with it
Names and faces
lost to the fog
Moments that
slip through my fingers,
my mind a sieve
I will wander these halls, alone
until even my name is gone
A ghost that once was
but no more
November 24, 2025 at 12:46 PM
The past fades
into a misty distance
and even the parts
I want to keep
fade with it
Names and faces
lost to the fog
Moments that
slip through my fingers,
my mind a sieve
I will wander these halls, alone
until even my name is gone
A ghost that once was
but no more
into a misty distance
and even the parts
I want to keep
fade with it
Names and faces
lost to the fog
Moments that
slip through my fingers,
my mind a sieve
I will wander these halls, alone
until even my name is gone
A ghost that once was
but no more
This is great advice.
Wear a buttplug on your first date with someone because if you don’t like them you can always end it, but if you really like them you can lean in and whisper I’m wearing a buttplug right now and I promise you they will lose their fucking shit they’ll get so excited
November 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
This is great advice.
Perhaps you needed to be in Miami during a very specific time period in the mid 90s, but DJ Laz's "Oye Morena" will forever be a red hot banger to me.
November 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Perhaps you needed to be in Miami during a very specific time period in the mid 90s, but DJ Laz's "Oye Morena" will forever be a red hot banger to me.
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I think it’s so cute people are have discovered “good girl” and other words of affirmation during sex.
They work…
But when you’re ready to play in the big leagues, ask your partner to tell you every filthy detail about someone else…
They work…
But when you’re ready to play in the big leagues, ask your partner to tell you every filthy detail about someone else…
I love to try a thing or two
January 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I think it’s so cute people are have discovered “good girl” and other words of affirmation during sex.
They work…
But when you’re ready to play in the big leagues, ask your partner to tell you every filthy detail about someone else…
They work…
But when you’re ready to play in the big leagues, ask your partner to tell you every filthy detail about someone else…
Jesus christ I have so much art to frame and hang, and I need to reorganize my gallery, and I have no time for either for at least a couple more weeks. And now I'm just going to want to buy more art in the meantime.
November 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Jesus christ I have so much art to frame and hang, and I need to reorganize my gallery, and I have no time for either for at least a couple more weeks. And now I'm just going to want to buy more art in the meantime.
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Healing (2025)
Sono Una Fotografia
On body, damage, growth, and identity
#sciart #chronicillness #doubleexposure #eastcoastkin
#ArtofSelfPortraiture
Sono Una Fotografia
On body, damage, growth, and identity
#sciart #chronicillness #doubleexposure #eastcoastkin
#ArtofSelfPortraiture
November 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Healing (2025)
Sono Una Fotografia
On body, damage, growth, and identity
#sciart #chronicillness #doubleexposure #eastcoastkin
#ArtofSelfPortraiture
Sono Una Fotografia
On body, damage, growth, and identity
#sciart #chronicillness #doubleexposure #eastcoastkin
#ArtofSelfPortraiture
Hey Bsky, want to get together and go see sharks with Dr. Shiffman?
Frequently asked question:
“Hey David, I’ve seen you arrange shark research field skills courses and one-day expeditions for a variety of universities and organizations. Could you do that for my group?”
Absolutely yes! Let’s chat.
“Hey David, I’ve seen you arrange shark research field skills courses and one-day expeditions for a variety of universities and organizations. Could you do that for my group?”
Absolutely yes! Let’s chat.
November 24, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Hey Bsky, want to get together and go see sharks with Dr. Shiffman?
The past fades
into a misty distance
and even the parts
I want to keep
fade with it
Names and faces
lost to the fog
Moments that
slip through my fingers,
my mind a sieve
I will wander these halls, alone
until even my name is gone
A ghost that once was
but no more
into a misty distance
and even the parts
I want to keep
fade with it
Names and faces
lost to the fog
Moments that
slip through my fingers,
my mind a sieve
I will wander these halls, alone
until even my name is gone
A ghost that once was
but no more
November 24, 2025 at 12:46 PM
The past fades
into a misty distance
and even the parts
I want to keep
fade with it
Names and faces
lost to the fog
Moments that
slip through my fingers,
my mind a sieve
I will wander these halls, alone
until even my name is gone
A ghost that once was
but no more
into a misty distance
and even the parts
I want to keep
fade with it
Names and faces
lost to the fog
Moments that
slip through my fingers,
my mind a sieve
I will wander these halls, alone
until even my name is gone
A ghost that once was
but no more
I'm only good for rearranging them.
my gut health could use some improvement
November 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I'm only good for rearranging them.
It's OK to dip your hot dog in the magical mustard.
November 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
It's OK to dip your hot dog in the magical mustard.
I misread that the first time.
chewing raw star anises at the potluck to assert dominance
November 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I misread that the first time.
Chromecasting my dick pics to the living room big screen just to feel alive.
November 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Chromecasting my dick pics to the living room big screen just to feel alive.
Listen, I'm just trying to comfort you with my rod and my staff.
November 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Listen, I'm just trying to comfort you with my rod and my staff.
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We eating ass yet?
November 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
We eating ass yet?
We eating ass yet?
November 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
We eating ass yet?
Today is the day the lord hath made. Let us eat ass and rejoice.
November 23, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Today is the day the lord hath made. Let us eat ass and rejoice.
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We really shouldn't be trusting Poet's, their entire purpose is to make true words lies and guarded hearts vulnerable.
-Plato Probably
-Plato Probably
November 23, 2025 at 1:15 PM
We really shouldn't be trusting Poet's, their entire purpose is to make true words lies and guarded hearts vulnerable.
-Plato Probably
-Plato Probably
Leftover arroz amarillo con pollo topped with some runny eggs is THE perfect Sunday morning breakfast.
November 23, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Leftover arroz amarillo con pollo topped with some runny eggs is THE perfect Sunday morning breakfast.