Felonious Monk 📚
@thefeloniousmonk.com
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Forever forlorn poet. Bipolar. Dad joking Daddy Dom. Heart of a poet, appetite of a beast. Vulgar and respectful per @halfbakedrhymes.com. Says fuck a lot. 50/50 earnestposting / shitposting. DMs open. 18+ MDNI. Connect: linktr.ee/thefeloniousmonk
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Hi! I'm Monk. Whatever you followed me for, you should know I post a lot of things that aren't that. I'm delightfully obscene, and always happy to answer questions about kink. I also write poetry, and am working on my first novel. I love art and food and nudity, often at the same time. 1/2
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I'm sorry
I have plummed the plums in the plum box
They were so plum and plum
I plum you plummed to plum them
Plum plum
Plum
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If anyone is going out for Halloween and needs a date, it's October 31st.
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If anyone is going out for Halloween and needs a date, it's October 31st.
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A random guest 45 minutes into one of my house parties.
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holy fuck how much weirder is this going to get
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Some new followers thinking I always post like Boober Fraggle are going to be real confused when I swing manic again.
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Florence Pugh & The Machine <- Is this anything?
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The sacrifices I make for research.
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I am inclined to eat a whole cake right now, but I'm going to treat myself to some boneless wings and a biscuit.
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laura palmer / everybody scream
a black abstract line art illustration of Laura palmer from David lynch’s twin peaks, screaming. she has white eyes and inside her eyeballs the words “fire walk with me” are written. the background is bright red.
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CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE

"Have you had any thoughts about harming yourself or others?" the psychiatrist asks you.

"No," you say. "Things have been pretty normal." - Turn to page 167.

"Sometimes," you say. "But it's under control with the meds." - Call your Mom, you're getting Baker Acted.
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The part that really scares me
The thought that threatens to
overwhelm me with despair
Is that we truly are the minority
That those of us who believe
in freedom
in democracy
in equality
in basic human kindness
and loving your neighbor as yourself
That we're truly alone out here
in an ocean of hate
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I teach a history of antifascism course @ruhistorydept.bsky.social and figured I'd start an ongoing thread this semester to share some insights from course readings and recommend some great works on antifascism.

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The part that really scares me
The thought that threatens to
overwhelm me with despair
Is that we truly are the minority
That those of us who believe
in freedom
in democracy
in equality
in basic human kindness
and loving your neighbor as yourself
That we're truly alone out here
in an ocean of hate
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My favorite part of Autumn is the Pumpkin Spice Depression.
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Could be us
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sex so kinky that it results in a gruesome death, but hey circle of life aye?
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There is neither rhyme nor reason to it.
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This has been my entire experience here. 😂
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This makes me extraordinarily grateful that I have met some of the most wonderful people on here, and only a handful of those other type.
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No matter how well intentioned, the larger your acquaintance circle grows, the greater the inevitability that you will run across a toxic narcissist who will need everything to be about them, or they will try to burn it all down.
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No matter how well intentioned, the larger your acquaintance circle grows, the greater the inevitability that you will run across a toxic narcissist who will need everything to be about them, or they will try to burn it all down.