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Felonious Monk 📚

@thefeloniousmonk.com

13K followers 2.1K following 28K posts

Forever forlorn poet. Bipolar. Dad joking Daddy Dom. Heart of a poet, appetite of a beast. Vulgar and respectful per @halfbakedrhymes.com. Says fuck a lot. 50/50 earnestposting / shitposting. DMs open. 18+ MDNI. Connect: linktr.ee/thefeloniousmonk

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Felonious Monk 📚 @thefeloniousmonk.com · Oct 11

Hi! I'm Monk. Whatever you followed me for, you should know I post a lot of things that aren't that. I'm delightfully obscene, and always happy to answer questions about kink. I also write poetry, and am working on my first novel. I love art and food and nudity, often at the same time. 1/2

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🦈 Liz, shark queen 👑 @thesharkqueen.com · 1h

Could be us

Naughtykyuubi69 @naughtykyuubi69.bsky.social · 2h

sex so kinky that it results in a gruesome death, but hey circle of life aye?

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🎃Spooky Emily🎃 @emmy.baby · 1h

Office Flogger

Picture of a USB hub with all the inputs on their own cables such that it looks like a flogger, on the table next to my key cards

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Felonious Monk 📚 @thefeloniousmonk.com · 2h

It's up for debate.

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There is neither rhyme nor reason to it.

Felonious Monk 📚 @thefeloniousmonk.com · 2h

This has been my entire experience here. 😂

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Felonious Monk 📚 @thefeloniousmonk.com · 5h

This makes me extraordinarily grateful that I have met some of the most wonderful people on here, and only a handful of those other type.

Felonious Monk 📚 @thefeloniousmonk.com · 5h

No matter how well intentioned, the larger your acquaintance circle grows, the greater the inevitability that you will run across a toxic narcissist who will need everything to be about them, or they will try to burn it all down.

Felonious Monk 📚 @thefeloniousmonk.com · 5h

Ring.

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Felonious Monk 📚 @thefeloniousmonk.com · 5h

I'm betting.

Felonious Monk 📚 @thefeloniousmonk.com · 5h

Fucking facts.

Anni Jyn @annijyn.com · 5h

it is so funny how narcissistic people get mad at you when you know your worth

Felonious Monk 📚 @thefeloniousmonk.com · 5h

Already spam deleted maybe?

Felonious Monk 📚 @thefeloniousmonk.com · 5h

Maybe it's conjunctivitis.

Felonious Monk 📚 @thefeloniousmonk.com · 5h

I need a link. For reasons.

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Felonious Monk 📚 @thefeloniousmonk.com · 6h

a man in a suit and tie is making a face

Alt: a man in a suit and tie is screaming

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Felonious Monk 📚 @thefeloniousmonk.com · 6h

Psych visit today, and good timing. This down cycle has been vicious.

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Felonious Monk 📚 @thefeloniousmonk.com · 6h

Is it? I think if you search that phrase, you might find more than you think.

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OYL - Obstreperous Young Leather @oyleather.bsky.social · 19h

Just got an ad for a BBC Masterclass on writing, taught by... a deepfake of Agatha Christie and... what the fuck!

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G. SaDiablo @sadiablo.bsky.social · 22h

Just fuck me for an hour so I can fall asleep.

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Felonious Monk 📚 @thefeloniousmonk.com · 1d

It's true.

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Felonious Monk 📚 @thefeloniousmonk.com · 1d

Glad to see @erinbiba.bsky.social is back. Still waiting on Link's return. And why the fuck have the last three weeks been so god damn exhausting? I need a real life honest to god vacation.

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Felonious Monk 📚 @thefeloniousmonk.com · 1d

Whiting if it's fried. Trout if it's anything else.

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Felonious Monk 📚 @thefeloniousmonk.com · 1d

Hmmmm...

bsky.app/profile/did:...

Felonious Monk 📚 @thefeloniousmonk.com · 2d

I can't believe you have the same rating on a movie if the dude full frontaling is wearing a sock on his junk. That's just nuts.

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