Felonious Monk 📚
@thefeloniousmonk.com
Forever forlorn poet. Bipolar. Dad joking Daddy Dom. Heart of a poet, appetite of a beast. Vulgar and respectful per @halfbakedrhymes.com. Says fuck a lot. 50/50 earnestposting / shitposting. DMs open. 18+ MDNI.
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Where there is a will (beauty), there is a way (simps)
January 12, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Where there is a will (beauty), there is a way (simps)
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When we're all stars, none of us are stars
January 12, 2026 at 4:42 PM
When we're all stars, none of us are stars
I, for one, require all of my cocktails to have an actual penis so that the gender is clear.
January 4, 2026 at 3:27 PM
I, for one, require all of my cocktails to have an actual penis so that the gender is clear.
...14lbs in spit of all that. So, a fast today to get things kicked back off. If I can lose an equal amount of weight this year, I'll be at my target weight, and then I can shift to maintenance mode.
January 2, 2026 at 1:22 PM
...14lbs in spit of all that. So, a fast today to get things kicked back off. If I can lose an equal amount of weight this year, I'll be at my target weight, and then I can shift to maintenance mode.
I like my men how I like my T-rexes, big, aggressive and ready to eat me.
January 2, 2026 at 1:05 PM
I may have to get adorably deranged printed on a t-shirt. ;) Thanks, Peach.
January 2, 2026 at 1:01 PM
I may have to get adorably deranged printed on a t-shirt. ;) Thanks, Peach.