Felonious Monk 📚
@thefeloniousmonk.com
Forever forlorn poet. Bipolar. Dad joking Daddy Dom. Heart of a poet, appetite of a beast. Vulgar and respectful per @halfbakedrhymes.com. Says fuck a lot. 50/50 earnestposting / shitposting. DMs open. 18+ MDNI.
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One year ago today, I decided to start getting my weight under control. I was religious about it the first six months, but in the second half of the year, life got chaotic, and in Q4, holiday eating unregulated had me all over the place. In my weigh-in this morning, I was only up...
January 2, 2026 at 1:22 PM
One year ago today, I decided to start getting my weight under control. I was religious about it the first six months, but in the second half of the year, life got chaotic, and in Q4, holiday eating unregulated had me all over the place. In my weigh-in this morning, I was only up...
Yes, my state has horrible shitty corrupt leadership, and half the people here are assholes. But this is what a sunset looks like.
December 31, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Yes, my state has horrible shitty corrupt leadership, and half the people here are assholes. But this is what a sunset looks like.
He/Him, She/Her, They/Them, JP/Morgan
December 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
He/Him, She/Her, They/Them, JP/Morgan
I didn't give a shit about plating. Everything came out banging.
December 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I didn't give a shit about plating. Everything came out banging.
I suppose I should return the favor.
December 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I suppose I should return the favor.
Grilling a whole ass beef tenderloin on Christmas, as one does.
December 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Grilling a whole ass beef tenderloin on Christmas, as one does.
What the right assumes is happening on the left.
December 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
What the right assumes is happening on the left.
For my SAD tribe.
December 23, 2025 at 2:08 AM
For my SAD tribe.
Opening some of my presents early cuz you get to do that when you buy them for yourself. Grabbed this limited edition @moxiest.art tee, the new remastered "House of Leaves" edition, and Danielewski's latest, "Tom's Crossing".
December 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Opening some of my presents early cuz you get to do that when you buy them for yourself. Grabbed this limited edition @moxiest.art tee, the new remastered "House of Leaves" edition, and Danielewski's latest, "Tom's Crossing".
Fuck yeah. My Kickstarter reward book by @tomtomorrow.bsky.social arrived today. Can't wait to crack it open.
December 17, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Fuck yeah. My Kickstarter reward book by @tomtomorrow.bsky.social arrived today. Can't wait to crack it open.
When someone asks what the secret ingredient is to make your cumcakes so moist:
December 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
When someone asks what the secret ingredient is to make your cumcakes so moist:
Duolingo when it's 9:41PM and you haven't done a lesson yet.
December 13, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Duolingo when it's 9:41PM and you haven't done a lesson yet.
The new Shining reboot is scary af.
December 13, 2025 at 12:49 PM
The new Shining reboot is scary af.
Every time the salon sees me coming, they know I'm about to ask for something complicated. 😂
December 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Every time the salon sees me coming, they know I'm about to ask for something complicated. 😂
Did you know you can put cat eye OVER chrome for an even deeper effect? 😁
December 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Did you know you can put cat eye OVER chrome for an even deeper effect? 😁
Christmas tree ornament drip.
December 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Christmas tree ornament drip.
Duo ain't got no right to be caked up. You're a goddamn bird. They don't even have asses.
December 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Duo ain't got no right to be caked up. You're a goddamn bird. They don't even have asses.
The sparkles come natural in mine.
December 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The sparkles come natural in mine.
The most important sermon of your life in 75 seconds.
December 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The most important sermon of your life in 75 seconds.
Paprika, turmeric, onion salt (or dried minced onion?), ?, ?
Does she list them in the comments?
Does she list them in the comments?
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Paprika, turmeric, onion salt (or dried minced onion?), ?, ?
Does she list them in the comments?
Does she list them in the comments?