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ChinchillaMajor (Retired IRL Angel Dust)

@chinchillamajor.bsky.social

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Gerbil the Chinchilla. Over-40 beloved cryptid. One of the first post-op altersex folks, and proud of it! Very glad you and I exist. :3 (I often post/reblog NSFW material, so please don't follow me if you're under 18.)

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ChinchillaMajor (Retired IRL Angel Dust) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · Mar 7

Bigenital Revolution, the informational zine I lived/wrote and @jpawlik.com did the AMAZING art for, is now BACK IN STOCK at @microcosm.bsky.social !! ✨️

The first run sold out in 8 days (whaaat?!), so if you're after a copy, I'd act sooner rather than later!

microcosmpublishing.com/catalog/zine...

Bigenital Revolution: My (Very) Graphic Guide to Nonbinary Gender-Affirming Phalloplasty

Go on a journey with Hyde Goltz, one of the first people to ever have bigenital surgery—basically, they have two functional sets of genitals. Hyde shares the...

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ChinchillaMajor (Retired IRL Angel Dust) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 1m

please tag me if this becomes A Thing That Happens

I have zero moneys now, but I might later, and no amount of thumbs-ups or chef's kisses will accurately depict the love I have for that Poison print

ChinchillaMajor (Retired IRL Angel Dust) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 2m

annual barometric pressure drop, planets...

por que no los dos

ChinchillaMajor (Retired IRL Angel Dust) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 3m

the offer at the end goes for you too btw

ChinchillaMajor (Retired IRL Angel Dust) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 3m

bsky.app/profile/chin...

ChinchillaMajor (Retired IRL Angel Dust) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 6m

so I should finally get around to watching it, got it 😎

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Evangeline “I’m Scared” Gallagher @egallagher.bsky.social · 7h

just in general bending my life towards spending as much of my time as possible around freaks and queers and weirdos has been the best thing ever

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ChinchillaMajor (Retired IRL Angel Dust) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 21m

"something something [insert character I like] has an ovipositor" was my fanwork game plan from 1998 to the 2010s, and it legit makes me misty-eyed (in a good way) to see folks still carrying that torch nowadays~ 💗

ChinchillaMajor (Retired IRL Angel Dust) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 26m

I just logged on and have zero context, who do I have to punch

ChinchillaMajor (Retired IRL Angel Dust) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 29m

My Venmo is @Hyde-Goltz .

Attaching the current Benzie reference sheet here, too.

This year, I fully and gratefully open myself up to *receive* the bounty I've tried to provide for those around me.

Let's see how this goes. :3

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ChinchillaMajor (Retired IRL Angel Dust) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 29m

heyyy y'all! My birthday's on Sat. the 25th-- I want to post something here before time runs out.

This year, I'd *love*:
1.) MONEY. (this chinchilla is *broke*)
2.) BENZIE ART. (doodles included!)
3.) COMPLIMENTS. (I'm gonna write 'em down in a special little book)

This is entirely OPTIONAL. 💗

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ChinchillaMajor (Retired IRL Angel Dust) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 19h

hello I wish to subscribe to the newsletter of whatever is going on here 👀✨️

ChinchillaMajor (Retired IRL Angel Dust) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 19h

yo, barometric pressure drops creating physical depression parallels so strong the brain just shrugs and goes "Guess we're depressed!" at this EXACT time of year are no joke

I've got The Offs somethin' awful myself, these past couple days

please reach out if you wanna chat, at all. you're cool 💗

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ChinchillaMajor (Retired IRL Angel Dust) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 19h

aaaaa happy early level-up day~~ ✨️

ChinchillaMajor (Retired IRL Angel Dust) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 19h

I love how they marked *the other's* Labubus as theirs X3

ChinchillaMajor (Retired IRL Angel Dust) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 19h

sempai noticed you :3c

ChinchillaMajor (Retired IRL Angel Dust) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 19h

Sweet, you've got *a week* in NYC?

genuinely thrilled to hear this. nilla getting a fucking break for once challenge WIN~

ChinchillaMajor (Retired IRL Angel Dust) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 19h

hell yeah HELL YEAH

I hope you don't mind I've been cheering you along via tiny spectral chinchilla shaking even tinier pompoms this whole gosh dang day.

I haven't been online all day, but knowing you're getting to meet Blake and Joel both, & getting to shine at this con, gives me secondhand life~

ChinchillaMajor (Retired IRL Angel Dust) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 1d

this is what it's like having a Tragic Backstory(TM), by the way.

one page leads to continuing the friendship, and one page just says "You are eaten by a shark."

AND I NEVER KNOW WHICH PAGE THE SHARK IS ON.

ChinchillaMajor (Retired IRL Angel Dust) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 1d

[TW: DISTURBING]

Me: Yeah... I can't have kids.

New acquaintance: Oh, my grandma was 50 when she had my dad! You never know!

* If you tell the truth, replying, "No, I mean there's too much scar tissue in there. From all the stabbings," turn to page 65.

* If you nod and say "Hm," turn to page 76.

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ChinchillaMajor (Retired IRL Angel Dust) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 4d

...I mean, they have a good point here. 🤔

and sometimes the plots are even different! X3

ChinchillaMajor (Retired IRL Angel Dust) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 4d

Genuinely glad you're not going over there. Like hearing someone's not swimming in sewage pits anymore.

I get it, though. Life has become so loud.

You're free to reach out in my DMs, or over Discord sometime, if you need someone to just. not be piranhas at you for a while. I wouldn't mind that. :3

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ChinchillaMajor (Retired IRL Angel Dust) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · May 31

So, uh.

I made a button.

If this button would help you, I can send you one, here.

All I ask is that you pay for shipping, & not resell them.

ko-fi.com/s/7ed398d102

This is my gift back to the #HazbinHotel fandom community that's helped me so much, this past year.

Any reblogs are appreciated! 💗

Photo of the front side of the IRL Angel Dust Club membership button and its attached information card.

Photo of the back side of the IRL Angel Dust Club membership button and its attached information card, with a short Frequently Asked Questions guide about what this button is, and why it's being offered to people.

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ChinchillaMajor (Retired IRL Angel Dust) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 4d

I know you don't know me, but I'm very glad you and I both still exist. 💗

ChinchillaMajor (Retired IRL Angel Dust) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 4d

it took me YEARS to learn how not to engage with haters after John finally got his ass MeTooed, believe me, but

there came a day when I realized I was continually diving into a shit puddle, then complaining that I kept getting shit all over my clothes

and that I kinda LIKED my clothes shitless

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ChinchillaMajor (Retired IRL Angel Dust) @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 4d

[stands to applaud in the theater]