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ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS

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Gerbil the Chinchilla. Over-40 beloved cryptid. One of the first post-op altersex folks, and proud of it! Very glad you and I exist. :3 (I often post/reblog NSFW material, so please don't follow me if you're under 18.)

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ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · Mar 7

Bigenital Revolution, the informational zine I lived/wrote and @jpawlik.com did the AMAZING art for, is now BACK IN STOCK at @microcosm.bsky.social !! ✨️

The first run sold out in 8 days (whaaat?!), so if you're after a copy, I'd act sooner rather than later!

microcosmpublishing.com/catalog/zine...

Bigenital Revolution: My (Very) Graphic Guide to Nonbinary Gender-Affirming Phalloplasty

Go on a journey with Hyde Goltz, one of the first people to ever have bigenital surgery—basically, they have two functional sets of genitals. Hyde shares the...

microcosmpublishing.com

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ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 5h

hello I wish to subscribe to the newsletter of whatever is going on here 👀✨️

ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 6h

yo, barometric pressure drops creating physical depression parallels so strong the brain just shrugs and goes "Guess we're depressed!" at this EXACT time of year are no joke

I've got The Offs somethin' awful myself, these past couple days

please reach out if you wanna chat, at all. you're cool 💗

ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 6h

aaaaa happy early level-up day~~ ✨️

ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 6h

I love how they marked *the other's* Labubus as theirs X3

ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 6h

sempai noticed you :3c

ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 6h

Sweet, you've got *a week* in NYC?

genuinely thrilled to hear this. nilla getting a fucking break for once challenge WIN~

ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 6h

hell yeah HELL YEAH

I hope you don't mind I've been cheering you along via tiny spectral chinchilla shaking even tinier pompoms this whole gosh dang day.

I haven't been online all day, but knowing you're getting to meet Blake and Joel both, & getting to shine at this con, gives me secondhand life~

ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 22h

this is what it's like having a Tragic Backstory(TM), by the way.

one page leads to continuing the friendship, and one page just says "You are eaten by a shark."

AND I NEVER KNOW WHICH PAGE THE SHARK IS ON.

ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 22h

[TW: DISTURBING]

Me: Yeah... I can't have kids.

New acquaintance: Oh, my grandma was 50 when she had my dad! You never know!

* If you tell the truth, replying, "No, I mean there's too much scar tissue in there. From all the stabbings," turn to page 65.

* If you nod and say "Hm," turn to page 76.

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ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 3d

...I mean, they have a good point here. 🤔

and sometimes the plots are even different! X3

ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 3d

Genuinely glad you're not going over there. Like hearing someone's not swimming in sewage pits anymore.

I get it, though. Life has become so loud.

You're free to reach out in my DMs, or over Discord sometime, if you need someone to just. not be piranhas at you for a while. I wouldn't mind that. :3

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ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · May 31

So, uh.

I made a button.

If this button would help you, I can send you one, here.

All I ask is that you pay for shipping, & not resell them.

ko-fi.com/s/7ed398d102

This is my gift back to the #HazbinHotel fandom community that's helped me so much, this past year.

Any reblogs are appreciated! 💗

Photo of the front side of the IRL Angel Dust Club membership button and its attached information card.

Photo of the back side of the IRL Angel Dust Club membership button and its attached information card, with a short Frequently Asked Questions guide about what this button is, and why it's being offered to people.

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ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 3d

I know you don't know me, but I'm very glad you and I both still exist. 💗

ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 3d

it took me YEARS to learn how not to engage with haters after John finally got his ass MeTooed, believe me, but

there came a day when I realized I was continually diving into a shit puddle, then complaining that I kept getting shit all over my clothes

and that I kinda LIKED my clothes shitless

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ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 3d

[stands to applaud in the theater]

ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 3d

I day this only with love, but: realistically, does it matter? 👀

Corn or carrots in it, it's still shit.

ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 3d

(I totally get it, too-- I have a special in-color printable version of Chapter 1 of the Benzie comic on my desktop, but I've handed out maybe six or seven print copies to specific interested folks, no more. Seems too private a thing to just go scattering around for John Q. Internet.) X3

ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 3d

oh, before I forget!

while I was on shift at the dungeon the other night, I happened to look up near the ceiling, and

damnedest thing.

this big white spider was just... slooowly ambling across the wall, then skittered into a vent

I sent silent double fingerguns in their direction, in thanks 💗

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ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 3d

Gotcha-- those are important, too!

I'm genuinely glad you can enjoy holding something that used to only be in your head, in your hands, at last! ^^

ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 3d

omg THANK YOU this made my MORNING. 💗

it's so rare to see a body like mine realistically appreciated~ ✨️

ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 3d

beg pardon the absolute deluge of Instagram likes yesterday, but

I doubt I'd be alone when I say I am anticipating Old Pal FAR MORE than anything NYCC could whip up 💗

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ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 3d

[actually checks my main Bluesky feed for the first time in months]

...you all remain so TALENTED

do you all even KNOW what delight the continued proof of your existence-- not JUST your art, though that's AMAZING too-- gives so many, people you may never even MEET in person

I mean WOW 🙃✨️

ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 3d

!!!!!!

okay but WHERE and HOW MUCH tho 👀✨️

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ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 3d

It legit remains one of the most thoughtful comments anyone has given me.

I'm reminded of that quote when I read that comic.

(And I mean that in the most *positive* way possible, in case it's not clear, haha.) X3

ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 3d

A dear friend once said of my porn: "I walk into the room you've prepared; the place is COVERED in garbage.

Most folks say, "Ew, room full of garbage," & leave.

But I realize, every last piece was arranged in those PRECISE spots for a REASON.

You are a home for those who recognize that smell."

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