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ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS

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Gerbil the Chinchilla. Over-40 beloved cryptid. One of the first post-op altersex folks, and proud of it! Very glad you and I exist. :3 (I often post/reblog NSFW material, so please don't follow me if you're under 18.)

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ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · Mar 7

Bigenital Revolution, the informational zine I lived/wrote and @jpawlik.com did the AMAZING art for, is now BACK IN STOCK at @microcosm.bsky.social !! ✨️

The first run sold out in 8 days (whaaat?!), so if you're after a copy, I'd act sooner rather than later!

microcosmpublishing.com/catalog/zine...

Bigenital Revolution: My (Very) Graphic Guide to Nonbinary Gender-Affirming Phalloplasty

Go on a journey with Hyde Goltz, one of the first people to ever have bigenital surgery—basically, they have two functional sets of genitals. Hyde shares the...

microcosmpublishing.com

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ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 1d

...I mean, they have a good point here. 🤔

and sometimes the plots are even different! X3

ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 1d

Genuinely glad you're not going over there. Like hearing someone's not swimming in sewage pits anymore.

I get it, though. Life has become so loud.

You're free to reach out in my DMs, or over Discord sometime, if you need someone to just. not be piranhas at you for a while. I wouldn't mind that. :3

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ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · May 31

So, uh.

I made a button.

If this button would help you, I can send you one, here.

All I ask is that you pay for shipping, & not resell them.

ko-fi.com/s/7ed398d102

This is my gift back to the #HazbinHotel fandom community that's helped me so much, this past year.

Any reblogs are appreciated! 💗

Photo of the front side of the IRL Angel Dust Club membership button and its attached information card.

Photo of the back side of the IRL Angel Dust Club membership button and its attached information card, with a short Frequently Asked Questions guide about what this button is, and why it's being offered to people.

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ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 1d

I know you don't know me, but I'm very glad you and I both still exist. 💗

ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 1d

it took me YEARS to learn how not to engage with haters after John finally got his ass MeTooed, believe me, but

there came a day when I realized I was continually diving into a shit puddle, then complaining that I kept getting shit all over my clothes

and that I kinda LIKED my clothes shitless

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ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 1d

[stands to applaud in the theater]

ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 1d

I day this only with love, but: realistically, does it matter? 👀

Corn or carrots in it, it's still shit.

ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 1d

(I totally get it, too-- I have a special in-color printable version of Chapter 1 of the Benzie comic on my desktop, but I've handed out maybe six or seven print copies to specific interested folks, no more. Seems too private a thing to just go scattering around for John Q. Internet.) X3

ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 1d

oh, before I forget!

while I was on shift at the dungeon the other night, I happened to look up near the ceiling, and

damnedest thing.

this big white spider was just... slooowly ambling across the wall, then skittered into a vent

I sent silent double fingerguns in their direction, in thanks 💗

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ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 1d

Gotcha-- those are important, too!

I'm genuinely glad you can enjoy holding something that used to only be in your head, in your hands, at last! ^^

ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 1d

omg THANK YOU this made my MORNING. 💗

it's so rare to see a body like mine realistically appreciated~ ✨️

ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 1d

beg pardon the absolute deluge of Instagram likes yesterday, but

I doubt I'd be alone when I say I am anticipating Old Pal FAR MORE than anything NYCC could whip up 💗

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ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 1d

[actually checks my main Bluesky feed for the first time in months]

...you all remain so TALENTED

do you all even KNOW what delight the continued proof of your existence-- not JUST your art, though that's AMAZING too-- gives so many, people you may never even MEET in person

I mean WOW 🙃✨️

ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 1d

!!!!!!

okay but WHERE and HOW MUCH tho 👀✨️

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ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 1d

It legit remains one of the most thoughtful comments anyone has given me.

I'm reminded of that quote when I read that comic.

(And I mean that in the most *positive* way possible, in case it's not clear, haha.) X3

ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 1d

A dear friend once said of my porn: "I walk into the room you've prepared; the place is COVERED in garbage.

Most folks say, "Ew, room full of garbage," & leave.

But I realize, every last piece was arranged in those PRECISE spots for a REASON.

You are a home for those who recognize that smell."

ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 1d

once again I must thank you for

1.) sharing your art on Bluesky for folks who can't afford Patreon rn (like me) :3

2.) the reminder of GODDAMN, how GOOD I have it now, and the deep dive into memory of how *loudly* that hasn't always been the case.

ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 1d

I call it my "having boobs on" days

they come in handy once in a while

ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 1d

I realized Val is serving you Love Potion and--

I dunno about all the way to Japan, but I *do* have a hookup for getting those tapestries, and I am prepared to do the sexiest of crimes to afford one

ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 1d

This is Grumpalumps.

We're not sure how he is still alive. He was old enough to drink in human years, several years ago.

He is the chinchilla equivalent of an old guy who lives past 100, entirely on a diet of whiskey and bacon lard.

I consider every day he chooses to stick around to be a gift.

Grumpalumps the chinchilla, being hugged. He looks less than thrilled, but his expression is just Like That.

ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 2d

~ you're a loser, just like me ~ 😎

amazing Benzie art thanks to @plasticrarity.bsky.social !

(also, yes, these are all things I've been called IRL. "Dickbreath" is probably my favorite, right up there with "Snoopy tits") X3

Portrait of Benzie the chinchilla sinner (my Hazbin Hotel Hellsona/OC), standing and grinning defiantly below a bunch of neon signs of things I myself have been called.

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ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 2d

Keep doing this. Genuinely. Please.

I have been swimming through fandoms nonstop like a shark in this very manner, 'cause if I don't... that won't happen; I will not stop

My life has been a comet trail of fanwork AND medical anti-miracles, & by now I'm certain that Art has kept me around this long

ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 2d

Psst...

take it from the resident Old(TM)

SO worth the wait~ ✨️

ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 5d

I know it's only because I've only been watching the news processed through The Daily Show, Colbert, or Josh Johnson routines lately, but these last few weeks have been just... relentlessly *pleasant.*

I must say, I'm a fan. 💗

also, please enjoy more sleeping Snoozles

A chinchillas front half dangles from the platform he sits on, asleep.

ChinchillaMajor - ON HAZBIN HIATUS @chinchillamajor.bsky.social · 5d

In the last week, I:
* realized I'd finally attained the most important piece of *any* collection-- Enough-- for my rock and gem collection
* Had my first shift at the BDSM dungeon I now work at
* Went to the last day at this year's local Renaissance festival, & was invited to the cast after-party

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