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🪦Morguen🪦 @chiphighbeams.bsky.social · Jul 14

Sending my wife lesbian energy to get them through the day

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🪦Morguen🪦 @chiphighbeams.bsky.social · 1d

a man in a top hat says " we are the music makers " and " we are the dreamers of dreams "

ALT: a man in a top hat says " we are the music makers " and " we are the dreamers of dreams "

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🪦Morguen🪦 @chiphighbeams.bsky.social · 1d

Deliberately install malware on her OS

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🪦Morguen🪦 @chiphighbeams.bsky.social · 1d

Shibari your robo gf with chains and an engine hoist

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🪦Morguen🪦 @chiphighbeams.bsky.social · 1d

Can’t believe she’s turned you into a gamer and a weeb

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🪦Morguen🪦 @chiphighbeams.bsky.social · 1d

Safe travels figgy!! (Good travel fit!)

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🪦Morguen🪦 @chiphighbeams.bsky.social · 2d

Back at work and did a small onboarding with the manager of my new department. Ended up talking back and forth about how cool our wives are. He’s alright in my book

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🪦Morguen🪦 @chiphighbeams.bsky.social · 2d

Become one all powerful girl pile

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🪦Morguen🪦 @chiphighbeams.bsky.social · 2d

*staring off into the distance in my rocking chair* World was never quite the same after the polycule wars started

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🪦Morguen🪦 @chiphighbeams.bsky.social · 3d

I bet I could gaslight at least one coworker that that can happen

🪦Morguen🪦 @chiphighbeams.bsky.social · 3d

Ah, yeah that could work

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🪦Morguen🪦 @chiphighbeams.bsky.social · 3d

Yeah fair, do tell your coworkers if that is why

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🪦Morguen🪦 @chiphighbeams.bsky.social · 3d

Obviously you don’t owe your coworkers any kind of explanation for why you were gone for a week and a half but it sure is gonna be awkward coming back and suddenly being a size DD

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🪦Morguen🪦 @chiphighbeams.bsky.social · 3d

the new digimon game isn’t in the budget right now so we’re doing the next best thing

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SPOOKYDEAD💀SKELEHEAD @mikeluckas.bsky.social · 3d

Michael Myers (yeah baby) 🎃🔪 #art #halloween #horrorbishoujo

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🪦Morguen🪦 @chiphighbeams.bsky.social · 4d

Excuse the dirty mirror but this look isn’t half bad

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love & barley 🐸🌶️🪏🎃 @loveandbarley.bsky.social · 5d

give greta thunberg a gundam

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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 5d

Bluesky's lack of a coms team does indeed give us some of these funny moments such as:

"You're aware that you are ostensibly speaking for the company with the current role you have and the subject matter you're wading into, right?

what?"