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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 1h

while it may not seem like it to someone scrolling by with a cursory look, what i am creating is not ‘ironic’ nor a ‘get rich quick scheme’ and it is certainly not AI GENERATED. it is a genuine expression of my heart and my beliefs about sexuality and art and love and freedom and curiosity and joy

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 44m

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 22h

yeah my issue with the pizza is that it's JUST pizza. if it was pizza, some chinese food boxes, maybe a gyro, big thing of soda, like a variety of foods that the turtles eat as new yorkers, i'd think it was great, but they flanderized the turtles as being obligate pizzavores.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 22h

Here, off the top of my head:

Red: Pepperoni Pizza
Blue: Camera reflection
Green: Logo on a sludge canister/barrel
Black: Tattoo on a Foot Clan ninja
White: Hubcap on the Turtle Van

Just making them pizza toppings feels too narrow for what lands should be, you know?

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 22h

Yep, same. Refreshed, sent me back to the start. Very cool, thank you MTG for caring enough about my opinions to delete them.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 22h

I just dislike it's pizza, I would have loved to see them as manhole covers, hubcaps, reflections in April's camera lens, etc. I love lands that aren't lands, my favorites being the Aetherdrift driver's perspective ones.

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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 1d

please enjoy brand new tingler MY NEIGHBOR’S TWELVE-FOOT-TALL DECORATIVE HALLOWEEN SKELETON GETS ME OFF ALSO SHE IS A LESBIAN out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0FWC6K3MR/ or on all patreon tiers www.patreon.com/posts/my-nei...

cover of MY NEIGHBOR’S TWELVE-FOOT-TALL DECORATIVE HALLOWEEN SKELETON GETS ME OFF ALSO SHE IS A LESBIAN featuring ladybuck without much on smiling in the front yard of suburban neighborhood next to her is a beautiful skeleton that is very tall

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 1d

You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable

You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month

Headline reads: Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotic for adult users.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 2d

How's the PvP? Can you talk about that frantic-seeming battle mode, or does your pre-release NDA cover that?

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 2d

A reprint of Armageddon and these four would fix me, I fear.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 2d

misread the post, i gotta get some fucking coffee.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 3d

Shout-out to my friend who pet a rabbit and got a ribbon for doing so while my other friend found a My Melody on the ground, based and farmpilled.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 3d

Went to the State Fair. Remains absolutely fantastic in terms of vibes.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 7d

I played a one-shot with a Sunzi3/Mourning Cloak1/Deathshead1/Swallowtail1 and my GM was so fucking mad when he realized I was going to put the reality anchor on any high space available with the deathshead mag clamps. I'd just shoot people, they'd teleport, and boom - now they're falling.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 7d

I fucking love Sunzi, dude. The entire platform is based around the idea of "yes, my weapon hard points suck. yes, my stats sucks. you what really sucks, though? the Tortuga's already jammed his decksweeper into the realspace breach and buddy, you chose to come to this combat encounter today.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 7d

LANCER MENTIONED

ENGAGE BIG SAL PROPAGANDA OPERATIONS

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 7d

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 7d

Oh yeah, looks good to me.

Looks good to the markerlight as well.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 7d

With a cast iron meat grinder, you can turn your sprues into basing materials. Just cut em into big bits, pop 'em into the grinder, and boom. Instant rubble.

Alternatively, since 3rd edition there has been a forbidden technique for Necrons that Games Workship doesn't want you to know about.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 7d

Keep learning model modding tricks and you'll keep getting close to discovering the true use for sprues, young Hermit. The truth will reveal itself to you soon, and you will be enlightened and/or pissed the fuck off.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 7d

Scoop when asking why he's missing Commander with the Boys and heading to Taco Tuesday:

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 7d

me and the other four Massachusetts MTG influencers arguing over whether or not we're Strixhaven or Innistrad (We are both)

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 7d

Not to be this guy, but I respectfully disagree with Amy. We've had Masshole representation for quite some time.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 8d

Don't you love it when your hot water heater, car, and computer break on the same day?

in case you were wondering how my day's going, i'm about one piece of bad news away from selling everything i own and becoming a cave hermit.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 8d

Honestly it's one of the things I do like about the 40-Year-Old-Virgin. His friends find out he's never had sex, and after some light ribbing, they set about trying to help him out. Like all his friends are exceptionally bad at dating, but at least they're trying.

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