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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 6h

You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable

You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month

Headline reads: Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotic for adult users.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 23h

How's the PvP? Can you talk about that frantic-seeming battle mode, or does your pre-release NDA cover that?

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 1d

A reprint of Armageddon and these four would fix me, I fear.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 1d

misread the post, i gotta get some fucking coffee.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 1d

Shout-out to my friend who pet a rabbit and got a ribbon for doing so while my other friend found a My Melody on the ground, based and farmpilled.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 1d

Went to the State Fair. Remains absolutely fantastic in terms of vibes.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 5d

I played a one-shot with a Sunzi3/Mourning Cloak1/Deathshead1/Swallowtail1 and my GM was so fucking mad when he realized I was going to put the reality anchor on any high space available with the deathshead mag clamps. I'd just shoot people, they'd teleport, and boom - now they're falling.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 5d

I fucking love Sunzi, dude. The entire platform is based around the idea of "yes, my weapon hard points suck. yes, my stats sucks. you what really sucks, though? the Tortuga's already jammed his decksweeper into the realspace breach and buddy, you chose to come to this combat encounter today.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 5d

LANCER MENTIONED

ENGAGE BIG SAL PROPAGANDA OPERATIONS

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 5d

Oh yeah, looks good to me.

Looks good to the markerlight as well.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 5d

With a cast iron meat grinder, you can turn your sprues into basing materials. Just cut em into big bits, pop 'em into the grinder, and boom. Instant rubble.

Alternatively, since 3rd edition there has been a forbidden technique for Necrons that Games Workship doesn't want you to know about.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 6d

Keep learning model modding tricks and you'll keep getting close to discovering the true use for sprues, young Hermit. The truth will reveal itself to you soon, and you will be enlightened and/or pissed the fuck off.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 6d

Scoop when asking why he's missing Commander with the Boys and heading to Taco Tuesday:

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 6d

me and the other four Massachusetts MTG influencers arguing over whether or not we're Strixhaven or Innistrad (We are both)

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 6d

Not to be this guy, but I respectfully disagree with Amy. We've had Masshole representation for quite some time.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 7d

Don't you love it when your hot water heater, car, and computer break on the same day?

in case you were wondering how my day's going, i'm about one piece of bad news away from selling everything i own and becoming a cave hermit.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 7d

Honestly it's one of the things I do like about the 40-Year-Old-Virgin. His friends find out he's never had sex, and after some light ribbing, they set about trying to help him out. Like all his friends are exceptionally bad at dating, but at least they're trying.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 7d

This sounds about right for League of Legends' skin pricing. Recolors are dirt cheap, model transformations range from 25 bucks to 500 dollars, depending on the skin.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 7d

I think it also helps that you're... I think 15-20ish years older than me? You were far closer in proximity to Rush's heyday than I will ever be.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 7d

I watched the director of Nvidia's research division crash and burn. I saw a man who connects nerves and muscle to robotic prosthetics be unable to fix a printer head error. I've watched with horror as men with hundreds of patents take an hour to solve a paper jam. Printers are the Devil's Device.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 7d

It is insane to me that the cheapest, rinkydink piece of shit 3d printer is more reliable than a 4,000 dollar Epson. I've met computer engineers with decades of experience building some of the most complex code who consider the average office printer to be an unsolvable black box.

neongrey @neongrey.bsky.social · 8d

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 7d

I saw a meme that said something like "The older you get, the more you realize that you've just always been a Rush fan, but weren't ready for it" and goddamn if that ain't true.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 7d

After a month and a half, Walgreens finally filled my Adderall prescription.

We're so fucking back, folks.

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 10d

“Hating a computer program is racism” is such a funny belief to talk yourself into.

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