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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 17h

Scoop when asking why he's missing Commander with the Boys and heading to Taco Tuesday:

Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 18h

me and the other four Massachusetts MTG influencers arguing over whether or not we're Strixhaven or Innistrad (We are both)

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 18h

Not to be this guy, but I respectfully disagree with Amy. We've had Masshole representation for quite some time.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 22h

Don't you love it when your hot water heater, car, and computer break on the same day?

in case you were wondering how my day's going, i'm about one piece of bad news away from selling everything i own and becoming a cave hermit.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 1d

Honestly it's one of the things I do like about the 40-Year-Old-Virgin. His friends find out he's never had sex, and after some light ribbing, they set about trying to help him out. Like all his friends are exceptionally bad at dating, but at least they're trying.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 1d

This sounds about right for League of Legends' skin pricing. Recolors are dirt cheap, model transformations range from 25 bucks to 500 dollars, depending on the skin.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 1d

I think it also helps that you're... I think 15-20ish years older than me? You were far closer in proximity to Rush's heyday than I will ever be.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 1d

I watched the director of Nvidia's research division crash and burn. I saw a man who connects nerves and muscle to robotic prosthetics be unable to fix a printer head error. I've watched with horror as men with hundreds of patents take an hour to solve a paper jam. Printers are the Devil's Device.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 1d

It is insane to me that the cheapest, rinkydink piece of shit 3d printer is more reliable than a 4,000 dollar Epson. I've met computer engineers with decades of experience building some of the most complex code who consider the average office printer to be an unsolvable black box.

neongrey @neongrey.bsky.social · 2d

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 1d

I saw a meme that said something like "The older you get, the more you realize that you've just always been a Rush fan, but weren't ready for it" and goddamn if that ain't true.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 1d

After a month and a half, Walgreens finally filled my Adderall prescription.

We're so fucking back, folks.

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 4d

“Hating a computer program is racism” is such a funny belief to talk yourself into.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 4d

Vermont is hysterical because every single goddamn view in this state is the most gorgeous backdrop imaginable. Like literally it's so pretty but it fucks with you because it's ALL LIKE THIS.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 4d

Views at the wedding I'm at are pretty solid. Only thing that could make it better is maybe an Amazon delivery center, maybe a Walmart.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 5d

me explaining why the megaman concept album band releasing their third project after almost fifteen years of waiting is critical to the agenda (doesn't matter which agenda, literally any of them will do)

a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with papers taped to it .

ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with papers taped to it .

media.tenor.com

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 5d

WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK

IT'S NEVER BEEN MORE BACK

SKONG IS REAL, BF6 IS REAL, AND NOW FUCKIN' PROTOMEN ACT III IS REAL OH MY GOD IT'S NEVER BEEN MORE FUCKING BACK THAN IT IS AT THIS VERY MOMENT I'M FUCKING GOING INSANE AAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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KinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 6d

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 6d

Yeah? You're gay? Prove it. Post your iced coffee.

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Kyrie Page @kyrie.scanlinemedia.com · 6d

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 7d

It's October in Salem, you know what that means:

It's officially "YOU DUMB FUCK YOU SHOULD HAVE COME IN AUGUST GET OUT OF THE FUCKING ROAD" time!

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 8d

It would be Unber, Duober, Tresber, Quattorber, Quinqûeber, Sexber (nice), and then September, October, etc.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 8d

Real answer: Rome. First few months are for the gods, latter half are just counting. January and February were added later by Julius Caesar, and boom, we get the modern Julian Calendar.

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Raj Patel @rajio.bsky.social · 8d

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 8d

they also are very fun to pet and are so big you can just kinda vibe with them and give them a big brushy brushy.

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Matt, Dad Hat Enthusiast @chowder.bsky.social · 8d

YOU CAN'T INSULT ME FOR BEING YOUNG AND OLD AT THE SAME TIME YOU TWINK

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