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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 1h

I uh, I don’t think I want Hinch back after seeing him make the same mistakes six years later.

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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 1h

George Springer will deliver us from evil

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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 2h

student loan forgiveness eh

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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 2h

I need this game to end so I stop seeing the same goddamned ICE recruitment commercial.

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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 2h

Hell the Astros could have done that by themselves

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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 2h

Toronto watching this game span two calendar days

a bald man wearing a black turtleneck and a suit is smiling and looking at the camera .

Alt: lol

media.tenor.com

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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 2h

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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 2h

A.J. Pierzynski looks like baseball JD Vance and I don’t like it.

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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 2h

When the sports are good

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Justin Klugh @justinklugh.bsky.social · Nov 10

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes

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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 3h

thanks woke

Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 3h

I hope it goes another nine innings

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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 4h

watching playoff baseball without any rooting interest

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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 4h

I still remember the missed strike three call on Greinke.

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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 5h

His hands definitely have not touched a horcrux.

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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 5h

Stephen Miller is showing him AI videos of Portland burning down every night.

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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 5h

It took less than ten months to get to the Anne Frank stage of authoritarian fascism.

Sophie Sherry @sophiesherry.bsky.social · 11h

During a military-style raid on a building in Chicago’s South Shore, one resident heard a knock on his door.   It wasn’t the feds — it was a mom and her 7-year-old daughter, pleading for help.

He let them hide in his unit for the next 3 days.

chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...

Neighbor shielded 7-year-old during South Shore federal raid: ‘I didn’t want them to take her’

During the Sept. 30 raid one tenant protected a terrified girl and her mom. Remnants at the complex, including a detailed map of all the units, offer clues to what authorities may have known before th...

chicago.suntimes.com

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 6h

I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 6h

This man is being Gorilla Channel'd with a rotating selection of AI slop riot porn by several known white supremacists who are secretly running the government.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 8h

Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."

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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 7h

The President gets AI videos of Portland burning down spoon fed to him every night by Stephen Miller but @jaketapper.bsky.social isn’t concerned because there’s no book deal about it.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 8h

Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."

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Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · 11h

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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 13h

Republicans freaked out when Michelle Obama grew a vegetable garden. Imagine their response if she was having background conversations with Angela Merkel.

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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 13h

[raises hand] uh…why and also what

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13h

Melania Trump: "President Putin and I have had an open channel of communication."

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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 14h

The last 20 minutes of SPEED RACER is better than most films. The rest is some of the worst moviemaking I’ve ever seen.

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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 14h

Biodigital jazz, man.