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Chris Orton
@chriso1.bsky.social
1.2K followers 220 following 17K posts
Cartographer, full-time north-easterner, SAFC, James the Band, Doctor Who, old telly, beer, football etc. Chairman of a football club, no really. Has a knackered back. A walking corpse that won’t play dead.
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 14m
I’m doing well. I’ve only seen the U.K. Gold advert for the Fawlty Towers stage play ONCE today.
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 17m
Roses are red
There’s violent disorder
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 1h
They didn’t last long.
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 1h
Kangaroo & Benylin and Roast Wolf flavours.
Walkers launch two new crisp flavours today
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 1h
PC Sgt Benton is in quite a few of the b&w Z Cars.
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 1h
QT this post with someone you wish was still alive.

Although it could be quite hideous as he’d be 112 now.
Peter Cushing
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 1h
What five events defined your childhood?

• Fear of Mr Punch (1980)
• Logopolis: Part 4 (1981)
• Getting a brother (1982)
• The death of my Grandma (1991)
• Meeting my wife-to-be (1994)
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 2h
“Benjen Enyen Ahu.”

Is what he appeared to say.
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 2h
This sale is still on. Unique and delicious with tremendous protein value. You will buy something.

Benests & Fine Price, St Clements, Coast Road.l, Jersey.
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 2d
🚨 Up to 40% off sitewide at Redbubble. There may be some good Christmas presents here for people…🚨

www.redbubble.com/people/Chris...
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 3h
You can’t do that face these days because of woke.
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 4h
“Sailing the Shipping Forecast with Reverend Richard Coles.”
Alan Partridge having an idea.
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 4h
North Korea’s massive weapon Mr Humphries fainting.
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 7h
The Passion of the Christ 2: The Wrath of Khan
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The Hollywood Reporter @thr.com · 9h
Jim Caviezel will not return to play Jesus Christ for director Mel Gibson‘s forthcoming follow-ups to the smash hit The Passion of the Christ, The Hollywood Reporter has confirmed.
Jim Caviezel Won’t Return as Jesus for Mel Gibson’s ‘Resurrection of the Christ’
Jim Caviezel will not return to play Jesus Christ for director Mel Gibson‘s forthcoming follow-ups to the smash hit The Passion of the Christ, The Hollywood Reporter has confirmed.
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 8h
The Passion of the Christ 2: Jesus Hard with a Vengeance
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The Hollywood Reporter @thr.com · 9h
Jim Caviezel will not return to play Jesus Christ for director Mel Gibson‘s forthcoming follow-ups to the smash hit The Passion of the Christ, The Hollywood Reporter has confirmed.
Jim Caviezel Won’t Return as Jesus for Mel Gibson’s ‘Resurrection of the Christ’
Jim Caviezel will not return to play Jesus Christ for director Mel Gibson‘s forthcoming follow-ups to the smash hit The Passion of the Christ, The Hollywood Reporter has confirmed.
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 13h
Your mam.
Road sign for the East Anglian hamlet of ‘Three Holes’.
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 13h
Unsolicited Stick pic.
Sammy Johnson as Stick in the TV series Spender.
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 1d
Byrne does like the ‘villain in hiding’ theme doesn’t he?
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 1d
I see that France has just appointed a new (old) Prime Minister.
a man wearing a fur hat is walking through a revolving door .
ALT: a man wearing a fur hat is walking through a revolving door .
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 1d
Got to bail. I have to go and collect my son from a school trip. Or something.

#totp
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 1d
BELTER!

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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 1d
BOO!

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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 1d
Has he seen Mark Lamarr?

#totp
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