Chris Orton
@chriso1.bsky.social
Cartographer, full-time north-easterner, SAFC, James the Band, Doctor Who, old telly, beer, football etc. Chairman of a football club, no really. Has a knackered back.
A walking corpse that won’t play dead.
A walking corpse that won’t play dead.
November 26, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I’ve just accidentally leaked my response to the budget. I’d give it ten minutes if I were you.
November 26, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I’ve just accidentally leaked my response to the budget. I’d give it ten minutes if I were you.
But did he stir it up in a hurtful way?
Ex-BNP leader Nick Griffin accused of stirring up racial hatred
Ex-BNP leader Nick Griffin accused of stirring up racial hatred
Nick Griffin allegedly shared a "threatening, abusive or insulting" cartoon on Twitter in 2021.
www.bbc.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:19 PM
But did he stir it up in a hurtful way?
I’ve been watching episodes of The Expert. It’s all Doctor Who / Blake’s 7 / Secret Army / Survivors people behind the scenes, with a smattering of The Avengers folk.
November 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I’ve been watching episodes of The Expert. It’s all Doctor Who / Blake’s 7 / Secret Army / Survivors people behind the scenes, with a smattering of The Avengers folk.
Why has it taken them so long? His rise to his current post could have been nipped in the bud years ago.
Three more school contemporaries who claim to have witnessed Nigel Farage’s alleged teenage racism have rejected the Reform UK leader’s suggestion that it was “banter”, describing it as targeted, persistent and nasty.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Three more ex-pupils at school with Nigel Farage reject ‘banter’ claims
Exclusive: Dulwich college contemporaries ‘rubbish’ Reform UK leader’s suggestion alleged racist taunts not intended to hurt
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Why has it taken them so long? His rise to his current post could have been nipped in the bud years ago.
“Alan Clear and John Radiant are… CLEAR AND RADIANT.”
November 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
“Alan Clear and John Radiant are… CLEAR AND RADIANT.”
RIP Jack Shepherd. A very fine actor indeed.
November 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
RIP Jack Shepherd. A very fine actor indeed.
“Playground banter” doesn’t involve speaking about gassing Jewish people or praising Hitler. Farage is a truly despicable individual.
November 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
“Playground banter” doesn’t involve speaking about gassing Jewish people or praising Hitler. Farage is a truly despicable individual.
You're kidnapped. The characters from the last show you watched are coming to rescue you.
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
You're kidnapped. The characters from the last show you watched are coming to rescue you.
Here’s the result of the investigation if they did so it
“Another boy did it. He went to a different school”.
“Another boy did it. He went to a different school”.
Why Nigel Farage, is the scale of it too big?
Maybe you could ask Arron Banks to fund it!
#ReformRussianBribes
Maybe you could ask Arron Banks to fund it!
#ReformRussianBribes
November 25, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Here’s the result of the investigation if they did so it
“Another boy did it. He went to a different school”.
“Another boy did it. He went to a different school”.
“I was just trying to do the garden up nice.”
November 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
“I was just trying to do the garden up nice.”
I once did a week’s work experience at Dillon’s bookshop. Does that help my application?
November 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I once did a week’s work experience at Dillon’s bookshop. Does that help my application?
You can’t use that term these days.
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
You can’t use that term these days.
“I’M ABSOLUTELY FIRST RATE, but how will this affect Keir Starmer’s leadership…?”
November 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
“I’M ABSOLUTELY FIRST RATE, but how will this affect Keir Starmer’s leadership…?”