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Chris Orton
@chriso1.bsky.social
1.2K followers 220 following 17K posts
Cartographer, full-time north-easterner, SAFC, James the Band, Doctor Who, old telly, beer, football etc. Chairman of a football club, no really. Has a knackered back. A walking corpse that won’t play dead.
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 8h
Byrne does like the ‘villain in hiding’ theme doesn’t he?
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 9h
I see that France has just appointed a new (old) Prime Minister.
a man wearing a fur hat is walking through a revolving door .
ALT: a man wearing a fur hat is walking through a revolving door .
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 10h
Got to bail. I have to go and collect my son from a school trip. Or something.

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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 10h
BELTER!

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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 10h
BOO!

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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 10h
Has he seen Mark Lamarr?

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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 10h
STOP!

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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 10h
I Can’t Remember It.

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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 10h
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 11h
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 11h
I bought this. I WAS NINE.

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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 11h
Didn’t New Order do one called this?

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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 11h
She’ll never go on to do anything.

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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 11h
Is that the gimp in the mask?

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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 11h
Howard Kershaw.

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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 11h
Rigsby.
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 11h
Small Hotel review – Ralph Fiennes’ fever dream leaves you with major reservations
Small Hotel review – Ralph Fiennes’ fever dream leaves you with major reservations
This bizarre drama, with the star playing twins amid plenty of tap dancing, is a warp of hallucinations and reality
www.theguardian.com
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 11h
I can see his Pino.

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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 11h
“The Pops”? How dare you, Mayo, you upstart!

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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 11h
May did this too.

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www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/3584...
Howard's Record by Off the Box | Redbubble
Howards' Way LP
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 11h
Simon May did many good things. And this.

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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 11h
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 11h
Egyptian’s didn’t actually walk like that. They have appropriated a cultural stereotype there.

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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 11h
We just had mayo on the Middlemiss episode.

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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 11h
This should be better.

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