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Chris Orton
@chriso1.bsky.social
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Cartographer, full-time north-easterner, SAFC, James the Band, Doctor Who, old telly, beer, football etc. Chairman of a football club, no really. Has a knackered back. A walking corpse that won’t play dead.
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 2h
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 2h
Thursday.
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 10h
Z Cars credit for the actor Ray Purchase. Harry Peacock as the character Ray Purchase from Toast of London.
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 11h
Homicide: Life on the Street (NBC, 1993)
A picture of the main cast from Softly, Softly: Task Force.
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 11h
Indiana Bollocks v Captain TenTwix
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 11h
Officer Crabtree
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 13h
“You, you, you…”
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 13h
What I say before starting an argument…
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 14h
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 14h
And if you mention it to them, they either look at you blankly or call you names. Happens all of the time, despite reporting such issues.
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 14h
Remembering Hugh Scully, who died 10 years ago today.
Bob Mortimer as Hugh Scully.
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 14h
I mean, this last line has to have been written deliberately hasn’t it?
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 14h
Here’s how somebody parked up at work today, blocking me an others into disabled parking bays. Similar things happen nearly every day.

Seriously, what is wrong with these people?
A series of cars being blocked into disabled bays by another car.
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 14h
The note that was given to Kemi Badenoch, just before her speech today.
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 16h
Kemi Badenoch, please show your working…
Children’s magnetic numbers, showing the sum 2+2=5
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 16h
youtu.be/a0kks1KOsmY?...
JAMES - Wake Up Superman (Music Visualiser)
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 17h
Deputy Headmaster.
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 17h
She’s failed.
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Unofficial BBCNews (UK) Bot @bbcnews-uk-rss.bsky.social · 17h
Kemi Badenoch hopes to grab attention with policy blitz
Kemi Badenoch hopes to grab attention with policy blitz
The Tory leader's conference speech included a new pledge to scrap stamp duty on the purchase of main homes.
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 20h
Post a film with an excellent soundtrack! 🎶
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 20h
Yes, the famous Beatle ‘Paul Mccartne’.
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The Verge @theverge.com · May 26
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.
buff.ly
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 21h
Why does she keep cackling?

#Tories
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 21h
NONE of your ‘jokes’ are working, Kemi.

#Tories
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 21h
I was a bit slow on the uptake.
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 21h
I don’t know how Badenoch can even DARE mention winter fuel payments. The Tories would NEVER have introduced them.

#Tories
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 21h
Just listening to Kemi Badenoch’s speech…
a baby is sitting on a couch with a pillow in his lap .
ALT: a baby is sitting on a couch with a pillow in his lap .
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