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@chrissybellizzi.bsky.social
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Dear @ala-pla.bsky.social - it is the year 2025. Could we get a more mobile-friendly conference site? #accessibility
“Well it started well, just like my hopes and dreams” #worstcooks #relatable
“Now I got the sharpy sharp and it’s doing the cutty cut” 🔪🗡️✂️ #worstcooks
“Sorry girl, I’m all up in your area!”
“It might not be edible but it’s avant garde!” #worstcooks
“Edible glitter is going to make this lobster POP” 🦞🍾 #worstcooks
“It’s called a spontaneous concoction”
“What’s it supposed to be?”
“… gravy.”
#worstcooks
“This is what my dish will look like. I did it with watercolor” 🎨 #worstcooks
“So now I’m doing a colonoscopy on the shrimp” 🦐🍤 #worstcooks
“I feel like this isn’t what paella is supposed to look like”
“… yeah.”
#worstcooks
“What are you making?”
“Ganouchi!”
#worstcooks
“Hey cutie patootie!”
“I think you mean ‘hello Chef Anne’”
💀 #awkward #worstcooks
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The Onion has sent the following letter to all 535 members of Congress. This special edition will be in their physical mailboxes as they return from recess tomorrow.

We hope it inspires them to continue to cower as our essential liberties are systematically dismantled.

theonion.com/letter-to-co...
What is this purple abomination I saw at the thrifts today, wrong answers only
It is the weekend, please enjoy my very smug cat
Dear @theatlantic.com : kindly read the damn room. Signed, all the generations after the Boomers who have never known economic/environmental/global stability
That thing where your flight is bookended by the Eagles’ fight song and a cry of “YEAHHHHHH GO BIRDS” upon landing #gobirds
This makes me sad but I get it. Along with being a delight to listen to, you guys have helped me develop appreciations for a bunch of genres, including noir (side note: if you haven’t watched the noir episode of The Studio, I highly recommend it)