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Chronic Illness Humor

@chronicillness.bsky.social

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Chronic Illnesses + Autoimmune Disorders R no laughing matter but my humorous posts will make U feel better for while. https://chronicillnesstees.etsy.com https://mybodyistryingtokillme.com/ https://www.redbubble.com/people/ChronicillnessT #chronicillness

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · Mar 15

On Etsy as shirts, mug, sticker, and pin [ www.etsy.com/shop/Chronic... ]

black pin with white lettering that says 'joints...what a bunch of bastards'

mybodyistryingtokillme.com [funny chronic illness store]

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 17h

the side of a pill pottle with all of the side effects, possible side effects include: Nausea, Rash, Liver Damage, Excess Consa Sweating, Sore Throat. on, Diarrhea, Vomiting Drowsiness, Vomiting, Κι Headache, Heartburn, Increased Dizziness, Chro eased Heartbeat, Insomnia, Swelling ands increasec Feet, Osteoporosis Cataracts, Mouth, Increased Risk of Loss Sexual Desire Decreased Anxiety, Dry Muscular Weakness Stomach Fainting. Appetite, Hallucinations. Vertigo, Psychosis, in Stools, Skin Failure, Difficulty Swallowing. Ulcers. (peel label Loss, continue on back)

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woman from hunger games with the crazy outfit at mic

may the odds be ever in your favor!

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 17h

meds aren't enough anymore. someone hit me with a mack truck.

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 17h

@throughlupus on x

Just because I am not voicing the pain and discomfort I am in- does not mean I am not experiencing it. We get tired of always talking about our pain. But please know that we spend most of our day in some type of pain.. pain...and usually only voice this when it gets to be unbearable.

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · Aug 16

"Wow! Look at that gigantic medical binder you brought with you!", says the grimacing nurse who wishes you'd die so she wouldn't have to ever see your medical binder again.

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 17h

[pic of furniture]

Stop blaming yourself for your illness. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 17h

If you hear 20 minutes of moaning coming from my bedroom, mind your own business. It's tough getting into compression socks.

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 17h

Picking at your skin is okay if you really feel like this time it will fix you.

MyBodylSsTryingTokillMe.com

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 17h

Not right now, babe, I'm hurting my own feelings by reading the doctor's notes

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 17h

Sorry I didn't respond, I was too busy forgetting you wrote.

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 18h

[melissa mcCartney running away from a guy in a car]

WHEN YOU HAVE AN AUTOIMMUNE DISEASE & SOMEONE COUGHS OR SNEEZESNEAR NEAR YOU

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 19h

Artist: brttanyfrostdesigns

pic of pajamas - moons - and stars and a cloud - inside it it says 'it's five o'clock somewhere" - me putting on pajamas

Artist: brttanyfrostdesigns

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 19h

After being let go from Microsoft, Clippy fell n hard times.

a toilet paper holder that has 2 screws that look like eyes so it sort of looks like clippy from microsoft windows - a pop up says 'it looks like you're trying to poop. would you like help? [yes] or [no]"

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 19h

their is a face on the clouds in the sky

a beautiful day watching me stay inside for 12 hrs

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 19h

Applying For Disability

Written by stephen king

directed by qeuntin tarantino

soundtrack by yoko ono

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 19h

Accept yourself for the absolute shitshow that you are

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 19h

Being chronically ill is wondering WTF is wrong with your body a dozen times per day.

MyBodyIsTryingTokillMe.com

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 19h

My bodyj just be shuffling through different annoying symptoms like a playlist

MyBodylSsTryingTokilMe.com

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · Mar 15

On Etsy as shirts, mug, sticker, and pin [ www.etsy.com/shop/Chronic... ]

black pin with white lettering that says 'joints...what a bunch of bastards'

mybodyistryingtokillme.com [funny chronic illness store]

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 21h

THEM: Are you okay?

ME: Yeah, but change the topic before my body figures it out

*a flare has entered the chat*

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 21h

"You won't be sick like this forever," someone says to me, as if I don't have a sick-like-this-forever disorder

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 21h

Fairly confident my entire body is made from paper mache

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 1d

Artist: @loadingartist.com

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1 - a guy screaming "hey does anyo-'
2 - he hears a 'shhhhh!!' and looks over
3 - librarian frowning and point toward sign that says no talking
4 - guy whispering 'does anyone know cpr'

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 1d

a woman in bed "i feel amazing!'

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woman falls out of bed "I've been hit by a truck..."

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 1d

pervocracy on tumblr -observations from urgent care
- People who exercise a lot get knee injuries from overdoing it

- People who only exercise occasionally get knee injuries from being unprepared for the exertion

- People who don’t exercise get knee injuries from being out of shape

- Maybe knees just suck

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 1d

Can an obgyn tell who does kegels? Like do they look at certain vaginas and go "wow, you're fucken ripped"