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video game woman. old anime enjoyer. very occasional writer. please DM me pictures of cow girls. minors, hit da bricks. https://archiveofourown.org/users/cite https://www.tumblr.com/devilmaycry3dantesawakening
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she's REAL and she's so HANDSOME thank you so much puzzles she's as perfect as i could have hoped for.
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tried a gay little hard iced tea tonight and i am realizing that alcohol is entirely overrated lmao
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drank for the first time last night. is alcohol supposed to taste bad.
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giantshunt.bsky.social
Remember when Leon Kennedy killd that family on the highway
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famafu.bsky.social
something about getting tied up
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sega-west.bsky.social
Happy 1st Anniversary to Metaphor: ReFantazio! 🎂

Here’s to the quests completed, the battles won, and the journeys still ahead.

🎨 by: @say0ranarts.bsky.social
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i'm not a big fan of westernizing name order in general but i can begrudgingly accept it in modern settings. but I'm pretty sure in ghost of tsushima and yotei's case it's just completely wrong.
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it rly bothers me that characters in ghost of tsushima and yotei use western order for names. isn't the stylization rule that any names pre-meiji era are always left in eastern order?? eng version of sekiro also got this wrong.
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it also kind of hurts the conceptually-great "gather information from the open world on the bad guys" plot because no matter where you go you'll stumble into a bandit atsu will automatically interrogate.
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it's still SIGNIFICANTLY better than how tsushima did this same thing—that was a game where you couldn't go 10 seconds in the open world without running into another enemy patrol—but i still wish yotei was like... quieter. more breath of the wild and shadow of the colossus and red dead redemption 2.
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they've created such a gorgeous landscape they seem to really want you to enjoy taking your time just riding around in but you can't go 30 seconds without stumbling over another map marker. even the most dialogue-heavy missions can't stop themselves from including a huge wave of bandits to kill.
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ghost of yotei does better about it than tsushima but it still retains one of my biggest complaints: it is a game utterly terrified of the player getting bored.
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i finished 20k words of sweaty samurai woman/milf sex. please read it if that appeals to you, and lmk if you liked it!
please please mind the tags if you want to avoid potentially upsetting content, or skip over them if you're okay with it and don't want spoilers.
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Archive of Our Own story description for "Miscreant & Masseuse" by cite. It's rated explicit and tagged as F/F content.
Summary: "A handsome rōnin's good deed is rewarded as a hero should be: with a beautiful woman twice her age putting her hands all over her body. Suppressed feelings are dug up to the surface."
Tags: "No Archive Warnings Apply, Original Female Character(s)/Original Female Character(s), Original Characters, Edo Period, Historical Fantasy, Age Difference, Older Woman/Younger Woman, shy handsome muscular pudgy young woman/outgoing very pretty fat woman twice her age, MILFs, Sweat, gratuitous detail of fat and musculature and sweat, Massage, Large Breasts, Huge Breasts, very very large breasts. they are boobs without compare., Mommy Issues, Mommy Kink, Aftercare, really this is just an attempt at being the prose equivalent of an h-doujinshi, Crying During Sex, this is mostly fairly lighthearted anime porn but it does get slightly emotionally heavy at the end, very heavily-implied one-sided incest fantasizing, small amount of internalized fat shaming"
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David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.
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turned on miike mode in ghost of yotei and god. the blood spurts.......
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anyway despite my complaints about the opening i'm really enjoying ghost of yotei so far lmao. immediately appeals to my aesthetic and storytelling sensibilities a lot more than the first game did. i support self-destructive women and revenge plots.
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feels like it was a test audience thing??? like they added it late in development because they were worried little jimmy would be confused by questions that are answered by the second mission. you take out that first cutscene out and it's simply a much better opening.
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ghost of yotei has the most baffling opening i can remember ever seeing for a big budget AAA video game. opening with an awkward sumi-e exposition cutscene before going right to an (actually good) proper cold open is bizarre.
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no way i just met a celebrity. I've seen your tits more times than I've seen my mother's face
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