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cjaythecreator.bsky.social
Cj
@cjaythecreator.bsky.social
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Designing a logo is like choosing your business's face tattoo - better make sure it’s not giving ‘midlife crisis’ vibes.
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 1m
Haha, right, nothing like running out of budget, time, and sanity to turn you into Picasso with a spreadsheet 😅
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 4m
Dope idea 👏 I’m thinking of making stickers with my business logos and putting them on the back of my laptop too. I also thought about face tattoos with them, but I’m not that deep into marketing lol
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 9m
LMAO exactly 100 accountability hits different when the person you’re mad at is also the one signing payroll 😭

“Who approved this dumb idea?”
looks in mirror - “Ah. I see”
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 12m
Lmao that’s the true startup audit at 3 a.m., 47 open tabs, one rogue pdf named final_final_v3_really.pdf and a prayer 😅
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 14m
Have you ever tried a Russian banya? It’s like a sauna, but more hardcore with higher temperatures and humidity. We also use birch besoms to hit ourselves, just to make it even more “fun” 😅
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 17m
I’ve tried it all - cold DMs, giveaways, ads, influencer collaborations, you name it. In the end, I chose peace of mind and now use social media mostly for fun with no strict marketing goals, just pure business humor and sarcasm 😎
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 20m
Exactly 💯 Constraints aren’t limitations, they’re your business saying, “Bro, chill, stay in your lane”
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 21m
The default of my business was abundance… of invoices, mostly 😆
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 28m
Bro’s stuck in an infinite recursion loop of consciousness 🔁
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 31m
Yep, only once to take a picture to make a post about it 😎
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 32m
The iPad’s just a giant phone pretending to be a laptop
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 34m
Nope, only my belly fat grows from all the instant noodles I eat 😅
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 16h
Coworking spaces are gyms for entrepreneurs - you pay, show up twice, and feel productive for the rest of the month
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 1d
“Customer-centric” means we remembered to add a contact form this time
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 1d
Yeah, babe you used to talk about disrupting industries in your sleep
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 1d
born to lead a revolution

forced to write yet another cold email that starts with “Hey [first name] 👋
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 1d
Exactly 💯 the peace of mind that comes from knowing when something breaks, at least it’s your fault is priceless 😂
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 1d
Very Intense Burnout Experience

Or

Version Incomplete, Bugs Everywhere

Or

Visionary Idiots Building Experiments 😆
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 1d
💯 💯 💯
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 1d
Exactly 💯 Everyone’s hyped that Claude Code works in the terminal like it’s some huge advantage. Nope, for me, Cursor’s IDE is the real advantage, especially since VS Code has stopped opening on my laptop
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 1d
Careful, that’s how they get you. First it’s one weekend offline, next thing you know you’re touching grass, feeling emotions, and living a peaceful life. Disgusting behavior for a founder 😆
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 1d
I love sauna too. Steam + silence = the only meeting where your brain actually shows up :)
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 1d
Haha, right, by the time you “simplify” your schedule, finances, workspace, digital files, and relationships… you’ve accidentally built another full-time job
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 1d
Well, I haven’t got much - just a few design gigs from time to time. I’m not sure if all the free logos I made for influencers ever really paid off, though
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 1d
a close up of a dog 's face with its eyes closed and looking at the camera .
ALT: a close up of a dog 's face with its eyes closed and looking at the camera .
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