Cj
@cjaythecreator.bsky.social
Designing a logo is like choosing your business's face tattoo - better make sure it’s not giving ‘midlife crisis’ vibes.
An MVP usually means "Might Vanish Permanently”
December 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
An MVP usually means "Might Vanish Permanently”
If your pitching event doesn’t have a live band, don't even bother inviting me
December 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
If your pitching event doesn’t have a live band, don't even bother inviting me
Tasks that need to be completed by the end of the year
December 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Tasks that need to be completed by the end of the year
No MRR metrics post. Enjoy 😉
December 12, 2025 at 2:22 PM
No MRR metrics post. Enjoy 😉
Building something from nothing requires delusion so strong it legally qualifies as a performance-enhancing drug
December 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Building something from nothing requires delusion so strong it legally qualifies as a performance-enhancing drug
They'll build a product in 72 hours without sleep, but ask them to write a 2‑line promotional tweet and suddenly it's "I need to add another feature”
December 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM
They'll build a product in 72 hours without sleep, but ask them to write a 2‑line promotional tweet and suddenly it's "I need to add another feature”
I hate open-plan offices. Basically, it's when we take walls - the greatest invention since silence and replace them with "collaboration" that no one actually does
December 8, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I hate open-plan offices. Basically, it's when we take walls - the greatest invention since silence and replace them with "collaboration" that no one actually does
You just can’t call yourself a design studio if your studio doesn’t have a moody black-and-white team photo 💯
December 7, 2025 at 2:11 PM
You just can’t call yourself a design studio if your studio doesn’t have a moody black-and-white team photo 💯
Full-stack devs are just frontend devs who lie confidently about backend dev work
December 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Full-stack devs are just frontend devs who lie confidently about backend dev work
CSS is amazing - one missing bracket and suddenly everything is left-aligned like a communist manifesto
December 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
CSS is amazing - one missing bracket and suddenly everything is left-aligned like a communist manifesto
Ok, I’ll be extremely bold - there is no such thing as a “small change”. NO SUCH THING
December 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Ok, I’ll be extremely bold - there is no such thing as a “small change”. NO SUCH THING
Blaming the algorithm is the modern-day ‘my dog ate the metrics’
December 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Blaming the algorithm is the modern-day ‘my dog ate the metrics’
There’s a special place in hell for those who doesn’t let me paste a password on their website
December 1, 2025 at 3:36 PM
There’s a special place in hell for those who doesn’t let me paste a password on their website
Your ‘viable’ product always requires:
· Blockchain integration (for some reason)
· 17 microservices to serve a button
· Machine learning that guesses if users are happy
· A pivot to VR before you’ve even launched
· Blockchain integration (for some reason)
· 17 microservices to serve a button
· Machine learning that guesses if users are happy
· A pivot to VR before you’ve even launched
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Your ‘viable’ product always requires:
· Blockchain integration (for some reason)
· 17 microservices to serve a button
· Machine learning that guesses if users are happy
· A pivot to VR before you’ve even launched
· Blockchain integration (for some reason)
· 17 microservices to serve a button
· Machine learning that guesses if users are happy
· A pivot to VR before you’ve even launched
“Maybe I should apply for a normal job?"
Be frank - how often do you have this thought?
Be frank - how often do you have this thought?
November 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
“Maybe I should apply for a normal job?"
Be frank - how often do you have this thought?
Be frank - how often do you have this thought?
Nothing humbles you like chasing an invoice for $50 while someone announces their Series A
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Nothing humbles you like chasing an invoice for $50 while someone announces their Series A
First it’s one weekend offline, next thing you know you’re touching grass, feeling emotions, and living a peaceful life. Disgusting behavior for a founder 😆
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
First it’s one weekend offline, next thing you know you’re touching grass, feeling emotions, and living a peaceful life. Disgusting behavior for a founder 😆
startups today:
someone says “AI”,
someone else says “AI”,
everyone nods like they just solved capitalism 🤝
someone says “AI”,
someone else says “AI”,
everyone nods like they just solved capitalism 🤝
November 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
startups today:
someone says “AI”,
someone else says “AI”,
everyone nods like they just solved capitalism 🤝
someone says “AI”,
someone else says “AI”,
everyone nods like they just solved capitalism 🤝
The product is never done. There’s just a moment where you say “f*** it” and press launch 🚀
November 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The product is never done. There’s just a moment where you say “f*** it” and press launch 🚀
Muting MRR, startups and SaaS is the founder version of moving to the mountains
November 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Muting MRR, startups and SaaS is the founder version of moving to the mountains
Founders need one week of sleep and someone to tell them “no” like a kindergarten teacher
November 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Founders need one week of sleep and someone to tell them “no” like a kindergarten teacher
I miss that early stage of every project when I still thought the client was normal
November 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I miss that early stage of every project when I still thought the client was normal
What I hear: “We’re a mission-driven company.”
What I think: “Mission: survive until next quarter.”
What I think: “Mission: survive until next quarter.”
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
What I hear: “We’re a mission-driven company.”
What I think: “Mission: survive until next quarter.”
What I think: “Mission: survive until next quarter.”
I’ve generated several images for my dog’s memorial. I love the results, but the quality is meh. Do you know any free tools or services that can upscale image quality?
November 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I’ve generated several images for my dog’s memorial. I love the results, but the quality is meh. Do you know any free tools or services that can upscale image quality?
I feel like I’ve seen it all already. Every “new” idea online is just someone remixing their best tweet from 2021 anyway.
November 13, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I feel like I’ve seen it all already. Every “new” idea online is just someone remixing their best tweet from 2021 anyway.