Cj
@cjaythecreator.bsky.social
Designing a logo is like choosing your business's face tattoo - better make sure it’s not giving ‘midlife crisis’ vibes.
Soon the last human will log off the internet and the machines will just keep politely agreeing with each other forever in an infinite ouroboros of paraphrased banality
February 14, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Soon the last human will log off the internet and the machines will just keep politely agreeing with each other forever in an infinite ouroboros of paraphrased banality
Studying success stories is like studying lottery winners’ ‘strategies.’ It’s simple - just buy ticket, get lucky, pretend it was skill 🤷🏼♀️
February 12, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Studying success stories is like studying lottery winners’ ‘strategies.’ It’s simple - just buy ticket, get lucky, pretend it was skill 🤷🏼♀️
The only way to stand out from AI slop will be to intentionally misspell words. Well, until AI learns to do that too, lol
February 11, 2026 at 3:39 PM
The only way to stand out from AI slop will be to intentionally misspell words. Well, until AI learns to do that too, lol
People say they want honesty, then immediately punish it 🤷🏼♀️
February 10, 2026 at 3:33 PM
People say they want honesty, then immediately punish it 🤷🏼♀️
Freedom is terrifying. That’s why people build cages and call them startups 😅
February 9, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Freedom is terrifying. That’s why people build cages and call them startups 😅
Many people want a business, not customers
February 7, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Many people want a business, not customers
But no one would collect that reward, because, you know… too humble
feels weird to be humble. seems like maybe one should get some sort of award for it.
February 6, 2026 at 5:59 PM
But no one would collect that reward, because, you know… too humble
If you nod enough times in a meeting, people think you contributed
February 6, 2026 at 4:39 PM
If you nod enough times in a meeting, people think you contributed
Corporate time management training. Started 15 minutes late. Ended an hour late.
February 5, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Corporate time management training. Started 15 minutes late. Ended an hour late.
Here’s a painting of my code
February 4, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Here’s a painting of my code
Yep, cause nothing says “I’m getting my life together” like buying
perfectidea.io at 1:47am with zero plan
perfectidea.io at 1:47am with zero plan
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Yep, cause nothing says “I’m getting my life together” like buying
perfectidea.io at 1:47am with zero plan
perfectidea.io at 1:47am with zero plan
Nowadays everyone is using AI for fact-checking, proofreading, and stuff like that. Em‑dashes shouldn’t be the red flag. It’s the lack of them that should raise an eyebrow — it means the author went through the text and manually changed the em‑dashes 🤨
February 4, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Nowadays everyone is using AI for fact-checking, proofreading, and stuff like that. Em‑dashes shouldn’t be the red flag. It’s the lack of them that should raise an eyebrow — it means the author went through the text and manually changed the em‑dashes 🤨
KPIs are those great numbers that look impressive and all until someone asks “so what?”
February 3, 2026 at 3:18 PM
KPIs are those great numbers that look impressive and all until someone asks “so what?”
The code was working. Then you looked at it. Never look at working code. It senses your confidence and mutates. Now it doesn’t work.
February 2, 2026 at 3:37 PM
The code was working. Then you looked at it. Never look at working code. It senses your confidence and mutates. Now it doesn’t work.
It’s usually the least sexy code that quietly saves the most money
January 31, 2026 at 3:33 PM
It’s usually the least sexy code that quietly saves the most money
The secret of my success is that I break tasks down into subtasks, then into micro-tasks, nano-tasks, and in the end there are no tasks left
January 30, 2026 at 3:33 PM
The secret of my success is that I break tasks down into subtasks, then into micro-tasks, nano-tasks, and in the end there are no tasks left
Charge too little and you’re the budget option nobody respects.
Charge what it’s worth and suddenly every prospect turns into Sherlock Holmes investigating every centimeter of your business.
Sweet spot is the price that makes you cry equally from joy and impostor syndrome.
Charge what it’s worth and suddenly every prospect turns into Sherlock Holmes investigating every centimeter of your business.
Sweet spot is the price that makes you cry equally from joy and impostor syndrome.
January 29, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Charge too little and you’re the budget option nobody respects.
Charge what it’s worth and suddenly every prospect turns into Sherlock Holmes investigating every centimeter of your business.
Sweet spot is the price that makes you cry equally from joy and impostor syndrome.
Charge what it’s worth and suddenly every prospect turns into Sherlock Holmes investigating every centimeter of your business.
Sweet spot is the price that makes you cry equally from joy and impostor syndrome.
Soon the entire economy will be a battle of who can best articulate their half-baked idea to a machine before they forget it and get distracted by a TikTok
January 28, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Soon the entire economy will be a battle of who can best articulate their half-baked idea to a machine before they forget it and get distracted by a TikTok
Therapist: ‘Why do you buy domains?’
Me: ‘Because ideas feel real when they’re .com real estate.’
Therapist: ‘And when do you launch?’
Me:
a close up of a dog 's face with its eyes closed and looking at the camera .
ALT: a close up of a dog 's face with its eyes closed and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Therapist: ‘Why do you buy domains?’
Me: ‘Because ideas feel real when they’re .com real estate.’
Therapist: ‘And when do you launch?’
Me:
Designer: “It’s pixel-perfect.”
Developer: “Not on mobile it’s not.”
The century-old rivalry continues ⚔️
Developer: “Not on mobile it’s not.”
The century-old rivalry continues ⚔️
January 26, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Designer: “It’s pixel-perfect.”
Developer: “Not on mobile it’s not.”
The century-old rivalry continues ⚔️
Developer: “Not on mobile it’s not.”
The century-old rivalry continues ⚔️
I love networking events. I show up, nod, then escape to debug in peace.
January 25, 2026 at 2:21 PM
I love networking events. I show up, nod, then escape to debug in peace.
How about doing something and not immediately posting about it? Have you tried that?
January 23, 2026 at 3:34 PM
How about doing something and not immediately posting about it? Have you tried that?
Real friends don’t ask “How’s the startup?” They just hug you, you cry, and they’re like, “There, there”
January 22, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Real friends don’t ask “How’s the startup?” They just hug you, you cry, and they’re like, “There, there”
Find the friend who loves you enough to say "That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard" before you bet your life savings on a meme coin named after your parrot 🦜
January 21, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Find the friend who loves you enough to say "That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard" before you bet your life savings on a meme coin named after your parrot 🦜
How quickly we went from "content is king" to "content is a cheap, automated commodity that vaguely resembles something a human might have once cared about”
January 20, 2026 at 3:33 PM
How quickly we went from "content is king" to "content is a cheap, automated commodity that vaguely resembles something a human might have once cared about”