Cj
@cjaythecreator.bsky.social
Designing a logo is like choosing your business's face tattoo - better make sure it’s not giving ‘midlife crisis’ vibes.
There’s a special place in hell for those who doesn’t let me paste a password on their website
December 1, 2025 at 3:36 PM
There’s a special place in hell for those who doesn’t let me paste a password on their website
Your ‘viable’ product always requires:
· Blockchain integration (for some reason)
· 17 microservices to serve a button
· Machine learning that guesses if users are happy
· A pivot to VR before you’ve even launched
· Blockchain integration (for some reason)
· 17 microservices to serve a button
· Machine learning that guesses if users are happy
· A pivot to VR before you’ve even launched
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Your ‘viable’ product always requires:
· Blockchain integration (for some reason)
· 17 microservices to serve a button
· Machine learning that guesses if users are happy
· A pivot to VR before you’ve even launched
· Blockchain integration (for some reason)
· 17 microservices to serve a button
· Machine learning that guesses if users are happy
· A pivot to VR before you’ve even launched
“Maybe I should apply for a normal job?"
Be frank - how often do you have this thought?
Be frank - how often do you have this thought?
November 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
“Maybe I should apply for a normal job?"
Be frank - how often do you have this thought?
Be frank - how often do you have this thought?
Nothing humbles you like chasing an invoice for $50 while someone announces their Series A
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Nothing humbles you like chasing an invoice for $50 while someone announces their Series A
First it’s one weekend offline, next thing you know you’re touching grass, feeling emotions, and living a peaceful life. Disgusting behavior for a founder 😆
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
First it’s one weekend offline, next thing you know you’re touching grass, feeling emotions, and living a peaceful life. Disgusting behavior for a founder 😆
startups today:
someone says “AI”,
someone else says “AI”,
everyone nods like they just solved capitalism 🤝
someone says “AI”,
someone else says “AI”,
everyone nods like they just solved capitalism 🤝
November 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
startups today:
someone says “AI”,
someone else says “AI”,
everyone nods like they just solved capitalism 🤝
someone says “AI”,
someone else says “AI”,
everyone nods like they just solved capitalism 🤝
The product is never done. There’s just a moment where you say “f*** it” and press launch 🚀
November 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The product is never done. There’s just a moment where you say “f*** it” and press launch 🚀
Muting MRR, startups and SaaS is the founder version of moving to the mountains
November 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Muting MRR, startups and SaaS is the founder version of moving to the mountains
Founders need one week of sleep and someone to tell them “no” like a kindergarten teacher
November 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Founders need one week of sleep and someone to tell them “no” like a kindergarten teacher
I miss that early stage of every project when I still thought the client was normal
November 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I miss that early stage of every project when I still thought the client was normal
What I hear: “We’re a mission-driven company.”
What I think: “Mission: survive until next quarter.”
What I think: “Mission: survive until next quarter.”
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
What I hear: “We’re a mission-driven company.”
What I think: “Mission: survive until next quarter.”
What I think: “Mission: survive until next quarter.”
I’ve generated several images for my dog’s memorial. I love the results, but the quality is meh. Do you know any free tools or services that can upscale image quality?
November 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I’ve generated several images for my dog’s memorial. I love the results, but the quality is meh. Do you know any free tools or services that can upscale image quality?
I feel like I’ve seen it all already. Every “new” idea online is just someone remixing their best tweet from 2021 anyway.
November 13, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I feel like I’ve seen it all already. Every “new” idea online is just someone remixing their best tweet from 2021 anyway.
“Can you send me a discount?”
Sure. Here’s 10% less effort 😎
Sure. Here’s 10% less effort 😎
November 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
“Can you send me a discount?”
Sure. Here’s 10% less effort 😎
Sure. Here’s 10% less effort 😎
3 seconds. That’s it. If your headline doesn’t slap, they’re already on YouTube watching raccoons
November 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
3 seconds. That’s it. If your headline doesn’t slap, they’re already on YouTube watching raccoons
Nothing like spending 3 hours fixing someone’s “urgent issue” just for them to say, “yeah, I decided it’s not for me”
November 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Nothing like spending 3 hours fixing someone’s “urgent issue” just for them to say, “yeah, I decided it’s not for me”
The only thing heroic about most hero sections is how hard they try to say nothing in 8 bold words.
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
The only thing heroic about most hero sections is how hard they try to say nothing in 8 bold words.
Launch on Product Hunt, get 1,000 upvotes. In 3 months, your domain redirects to a Japanese casino site.
November 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Launch on Product Hunt, get 1,000 upvotes. In 3 months, your domain redirects to a Japanese casino site.
I’ve started building a web memorial for Simba - the good boy dog I recently lost😢
Simba may be gone, but I’m giving him digital immortality. And it’s not just gonna be a website - it’s gonna feel like him.
Simba may be gone, but I’m giving him digital immortality. And it’s not just gonna be a website - it’s gonna feel like him.
November 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I’ve started building a web memorial for Simba - the good boy dog I recently lost😢
Simba may be gone, but I’m giving him digital immortality. And it’s not just gonna be a website - it’s gonna feel like him.
Simba may be gone, but I’m giving him digital immortality. And it’s not just gonna be a website - it’s gonna feel like him.
IPO stands for “It’s Probably Overvalued”
November 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
IPO stands for “It’s Probably Overvalued”
The stupid algorithm made me lose so many good connections. At some point, it just stops showing you their posts, and over time you forget they even exist. Then one day - boom 💥 they’re back on your timeline and you’re like, damn, where have you been all this time?!
November 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The stupid algorithm made me lose so many good connections. At some point, it just stops showing you their posts, and over time you forget they even exist. Then one day - boom 💥 they’re back on your timeline and you’re like, damn, where have you been all this time?!
Beginner founder: “Business is so cool. Why don’t everyone do it?”
Same founder two months later: “Oh, ok now I got it”
Same founder two months later: “Oh, ok now I got it”
November 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Beginner founder: “Business is so cool. Why don’t everyone do it?”
Same founder two months later: “Oh, ok now I got it”
Same founder two months later: “Oh, ok now I got it”
My new business plan: eat clean, sleep well, quit drinking and outlive my competitors 😎
November 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
My new business plan: eat clean, sleep well, quit drinking and outlive my competitors 😎
Ok, my business sucks but at least I’m popular among bot girls
November 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Ok, my business sucks but at least I’m popular among bot girls
Every business has that one client who replies instantly until it’s time to pay
November 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Every business has that one client who replies instantly until it’s time to pay