CJ ⚾⚕️😷
@cjhajer.bsky.social
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Brain-injured Blue Jays ⚾ fan just trying to survive this airborne pandemic, societal collapse and the Blue Jays front office. #MasksWork so wear the best one you can. Your brain is a dreadful thing to lose to a virus. Ask me how I know.
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When illness felled me and ended my medical career, when I moved to the "other end of the stethoscope" as they say, I realized so many things. The unimaginable value in knowing you've been heard, chief among them. I so wish I could practice again, knowing what I live every day.

A Medical must-read⬇️
drzedzha.bsky.social
“I must sound so ungrateful,” a father said. Where patients usually say “thank you," he said: help me understand why no one listens to us? The “ungrateful” patient taught me: Patients don’t owe us gratitude. We owe them the truth. And the willingness to listen.

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The "Ungrateful" Patient
for whom I am grateful
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cjhajer.bsky.social
Well another year when I am forced to accept that both teams cannot lose. But my small victories are that AJ Hinch and Craig Counsell both lost. And that Cubs rookie who went to the Kirk funeral circus lost too. Silver linings.
cjhajer.bsky.social
Still can't believe you run one for us Blue Jays fans. So amazing. 🫶🏻

(I don't seem to see one for the Mariners.)
cjhajer.bsky.social
How many of these are you running?! Wow!
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I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.
cjhajer.bsky.social
Hey, @middaughsome.bsky.social, did you do your optimism survey of #BlueJaysSky yet? 😬
cjhajer.bsky.social
To my shame, I was thinking selfishly. Not about what value he might get or how it might be impacted but rather how likely he would be to want to sign in Toronto. I had hoped that, as he had been hinting lately, that if he loved this team and won with this team, then he'd be more likely to stay.🫤
cjhajer.bsky.social
Thx. This whole thing is so lousy. I can't help but wonder what impact his inability to be part of any winning that happens has on his likelihood of signing a FA contract. 😭 Not to mention that it's just really sad for him (and me by extension.)
cjhajer.bsky.social
I never did hear what he said. Was it just "deep enough run..."?
cjhajer.bsky.social
World Series it is then. 😔
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bluejaysbot.bsky.social
Welcome to ALCS Media Day! #WANTITALL
cjhajer.bsky.social
Too bad the @bluejays.com aren't actually on Bluesky because I would give them the biggest gold star for putting the players' names in the video!
bluejaysbot.bsky.social
Which Blue Jays are you sitting beside on this plane? 🤔💺✈️ #QuestionOfTheDay
cjhajer.bsky.social
The White House physician should be obligated to prescribe antiemetics for the rest of us who have to read this nauseating bullshit.
gtconway.bsky.social
"Advanced imaging" are the important words here.
cjhajer.bsky.social
Yes I did hear that they recently fired him. I guess I didn't expect him to come "home" quite so quickly. Maybe he never really left. 🫶🏻
cjhajer.bsky.social
Just listening to Gibby be interviewed on Jays Talk+ from yesterday.

"I think it'll be a bonus if we can get Bo back...".

We. 🥹

#GibbyTheBest
#BlueJays
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angierasmussen.bsky.social
I don’t know who needs to hear this but the CDC is being eviscerated right now. America is not going to have any kind of outbreak response capacity after tonight. Americans’ health data is no longer secure. Say goodbye to federal public health in any capacity. It’s a disaster. We won’t recover.
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mark-ungrin.bsky.social
So...if a Russian asset wanted to sabotage the American government's outbreak surveillance system in preparation for biological warfare against the US population, how would their absolute dream celebrate-victory-with-vodka-and-caviar outcome look different from what just happened at the CDC?
sherylnyt.bsky.social
BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:
cjhajer.bsky.social
*The Passion of the Chris. An Off-Broadway show, I'm going to guess?
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cjhajer.bsky.social
I shall preemptively correct those of you who think Josh Naylor is the other top reason why I didn't want the Blue Jays to face the Mariners. It's not him. It's Ken Jennings. 🤬
cjhajer.bsky.social
Quite honestly that "Big Dumper" nickname (which apparently is entirely the fault of our very own Caleb Joseph. 😠) was probably top 2 on my list of reasons why I didn't want the Blue Jays to face the Mariner. Can't even explain why it gives me so much ick.
cjhajer.bsky.social
Whaaaaat?! 😩 Do you think he'll make it onto the ALCS roster?
cjhajer.bsky.social
I shall preemptively correct those of you who think Josh Naylor is the other top reason why I didn't want the Blue Jays to face the Mariners. It's not him. It's Ken Jennings. 🤬
cjhajer.bsky.social
Quite honestly that "Big Dumper" nickname (which apparently is entirely the fault of our very own Caleb Joseph. 😠) was probably top 2 on my list of reasons why I didn't want the Blue Jays to face the Mariner. Can't even explain why it gives me so much ick.
violetbrown.bsky.social
Between Big Dumper and "Vladdy's ass is a wagon" we're gonna have a real battle of the backsides in the ALCS this week
cjhajer.bsky.social
Quite honestly that "Big Dumper" nickname (which apparently is entirely the fault of our very own Caleb Joseph. 😠) was probably top 2 on my list of reasons why I didn't want the Blue Jays to face the Mariner. Can't even explain why it gives me so much ick.
violetbrown.bsky.social
Between Big Dumper and "Vladdy's ass is a wagon" we're gonna have a real battle of the backsides in the ALCS this week
cjhajer.bsky.social
All I know is that, as a Toronto resident who said 'Strachan' like in the 'Bishop Strachan School' or Strachan Ave. when visiting Scotland, I received some very judgmental looks as they corrected me.
maryfernando.bsky.social
Toronto.

In Canadian, it’s pronounced Torono.

Of course.
merriam-webster.com
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
cjhajer.bsky.social
I'm still trying to understand why sacrilegious is spelled with its vowels reversed.
cjhajer.bsky.social
Her joy! Yet entirely professional. 🥰