CJ ⚾⚕️😷
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Brain-injured Blue Jays ⚾ fan just trying to survive this airborne pandemic, societal collapse and the Blue Jays front office. #MasksWork so wear the best one you can. Your brain is a dreadful thing to lose to a virus. Ask me how I know.
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When illness felled me and ended my medical career, when I moved to the "other end of the stethoscope" as they say, I realized so many things. The unimaginable value in knowing you've been heard, chief among them. I so wish I could practice again, knowing what I live every day.

A Medical must-read⬇️
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“I must sound so ungrateful,” a father said. Where patients usually say “thank you," he said: help me understand why no one listens to us? The “ungrateful” patient taught me: Patients don’t owe us gratitude. We owe them the truth. And the willingness to listen.

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The "Ungrateful" Patient
for whom I am grateful
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cjhajer.bsky.social
thought we were told that the actual filter material of the blue procedure mask was actually a pretty good filter but that the problem was their lack of fit - which could be completely mitigated by properly taping all around the edges of it?
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I'm wondering if I'm missing something. When I need to be strapless and or metalless, I just take the straps, staples and nose piece off of any other mask and adhere it to my face with tape - usually medical paper tape. I in fact I
cjhajer.bsky.social
Who do you think won't make the roster if Bo does? I can't imagine Bo is going to be anything other than a DH. So not having IKF seems less good. Who else am I forgetting?
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I hope not. That idea is one of the things sucking the joy out of my daydreams for this team.
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If you have a specific goal, please let us know. I can pester more.
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Excellent. Or better yet, just search the player's name and copy the entire thing complete with accents. Avoids typos, too, as a bonus.
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☹️ That's too bad.

Theresa Christine Lorraine Janet Laura Kellie Jacqui Maryanne Patti Sandra Evelyn Roxanne Heather
cjhajer.bsky.social
I finally just texted myself a selection of names, accents, symbols etc. and pasted this various collection into a digital Sticky Note from which I can copy and paste.
cjhajer.bsky.social
The alphabet thing never lets me down. If you don't know it, you start medium-slowly saying the alphabet out loud. And there will be a letter that you hesitate at. Might be really brief but you'll feel it. If you don't, then start again. That will be one of her initials, guaranteed.
Or: Jennifer?
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Ok, is the proper expression...

•Fuckin' A!
•Fuckin' Aye! or
•Fuckin' Eh!

...when the Blue Jays resoundingly embarrass the Yankees to the point that they eliminate themselves from the MLB Postseason?
cjhajer.bsky.social
KG: Another person who wishes there was spellcheck for hashtags.
cjhajer.bsky.social
Thieves? Your first thought about setting your bag on the floor beside a urinal was thieves?
anonopin.bsky.social
How come no one, absolutely no one has thought to fit a hook above a urinal so you can hang a bag on whilst taking a piss in a shop or railway station toilet? Leaving your bag at the side or behind you is the perfect opportunity for thieves. Come on guys, do the right thing.
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TBH, it's giving me more time to waste pregame reviewing all the juicy, delicious bits from yesterday. I have gotten exactly nothing done today. Ope. Not true. I did my dishes.
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josiahhawthorne.bsky.social
We are so close to getting Reaganomics declared an official heresy...
cjhajer.bsky.social
I thought there was some gold in there. Didn't remember them quite like this but here's what they're selling.
Black t-shirt with gold and white graphic. Blue Jays logo, ALCS 2026
cjhajer.bsky.social
If you go with an alternate colour scheme, you could do it in the colours from their shirts last night. Ties it directly to what Buck was right about.
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If I am still on here - watching, reading, crying, laughing - after a mere ALDS win, I simply cannot imagine how I will get ANYTHING done before ~December if these boys keep being themselves.

#BlueJays
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Today's struggle. #BlueJays
A tarp less Varsho interrupts a Sportsnet  infield video segment. Varsho is "Last night's Win", the Sportsnet team is "Things I should be doing today"
cjhajer.bsky.social
It absolutely matches the font as no other version c/would.
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You're the artist so forgive the question. Are you avoiding the current logo for reasons? Legal? Artistic?
cjhajer.bsky.social
Relistened to single out the "Canada" (missed it before even though that was your entire point) and it is truly odd. Absolutely sounds like he's angry with Canada.
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In my personal experience, even moreso. And private/small landlords have a tendency to find a good tenant and want to keep them because the turnover costs too much (time, effort, money).
cjhajer.bsky.social
"Was"? My friend, it's still going!

#BlueJays #WANTITALL
mlbbot.bsky.social
Hey, @BlueJays fans 👋

How was your night?