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CJ ⚾⚕️😷

@cjhajer.bsky.social

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Brain-injured Blue Jays ⚾ fan just trying to survive this airborne pandemic, societal collapse and the Blue Jays front office. #MasksWork so wear the best one you can. Your brain is a dreadful thing to lose to a virus. Ask me how I know.

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CJ ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · Nov 27

When illness felled me and ended my medical career, when I moved to the "other end of the stethoscope" as they say, I realized so many things. The unimaginable value in knowing you've been heard, chief among them. I so wish I could practice again, knowing what I live every day.

A Medical must-read⬇️

Zed Zha, MD, FAAFP @drzedzha.bsky.social · Nov 27

“I must sound so ungrateful,” a father said. Where patients usually say “thank you," he said: help me understand why no one listens to us? The “ungrateful” patient taught me: Patients don’t owe us gratitude. We owe them the truth. And the willingness to listen.

drzedzha.substack.com/p/the-ungrat...

The "Ungrateful" Patient

for whom I am grateful

drzedzha.substack.com

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CJ ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 13m

MLB fans, and Blue Jays fans in particular, this man is a massive reason "Blue Jays Bluesky" is as full and rich an experience as it is. He runs (and pays for) @mlbbot.bsky.social, @bluejaysbot.bsky.social and many more.

Time to show our appreciation.

Rocco Hairdelli (not bot) @beastmoderocco.com · 52m

I very rarely talk about this but I’ve got a BuyMeACoffee page if you ever want to help support my eight bot accounts

coff.ee/beastModeRocco

beastModeRocco

That guy from bluesky that runs those bots for those MLB accounts (Twins, MLB, Dodgers, Talkin' baseball). Vague? yes. Valuable? Maybe.

coff.ee

CJ ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 18m

Vladdy is all of us.

Newly crowned ALDS champion (and Yankees daddy), Vladdy Guerrero Jr. of the Toronto Blue Jays, holding back tears of joy.

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CJ ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 9h

Blue Jays fans here on Bluesky! As surely as the Jays are headed to the ALCS, you have to acknowledge that your baseball experience here has been made infinitely better by the hard work of @beastmoderocco.com and his roster of bots.

Please thank him. See also the link below to chip in!

CJ ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · Jun 13

Ok, Blue Jays fans, 'Rocco' here is the brains and brawn behind the @bluejaysbot.bsky.social- working far too hard to do the work the Jays SM team will not do.

Pls join me in thanking him for his generosity to a fanbase of a team that is not his own.

You can donate here: coff.ee/beastModeRocco

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CJ ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 8h

I can't be absolutely certain because it's very blurry but I am nearly positive it says, "I am the Alpha and the Omega, the first and the last, the beginning and the end."

CJ ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 8h

There's no way on God's green earth that I am an expert in lingerie either. 🫤 I'm trying to think of what I would be an expert in. Mitigation of airborne pathogens, perhaps?

CJ ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 8h

And while I cannot blame champagne in my eyes, I swear I read this as "panty items". 😬 Setting aside that 'panties' is my all-time least favorite word, I also don't think I'd want to be known as an expert in panty items.

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CJ ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 9h

Hey look! They managed to find a Blue Jay and not a crow!

Toronto Blue Jays (Bot) @bluejaysbot.bsky.social · 11h

Quick snack before the ALCS.

You knew this was coming, right?

CJ ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 9h

CJ ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · Jun 13

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Rocket57 🇨🇦 @rocket57.bsky.social · 10h

So appropriate that this team clinches on a bullpen day. #jays

Rocket57 🇨🇦 @rocket57.bsky.social · 14h

Saw someone call the Jays a My Little Pony-ass team. Time for them to pull this one off using the power of friendship.

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CJ ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 10h

So help me if someone doesn't tell me immediately how to make this my ring tone....

James G @orth.ca · 10h

Vladdy: "DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!"

CJ ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 10h

Sources tell me that these are not actually moose antlers on these ALCS-bound Blue Jays hats. Seems like a missed opportunity.

CJ ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 10h

While the Blue Jays are not so horrible as to prevent either Tigers or Mariners fans from buying tickets to the ALCS, can we please at least get it together to ban that orange-shirted Marlins jackass?

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CJ ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 11h

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooose!

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CJ ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 11h

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooose!

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Ol' Roy @yeahiroy.bsky.social · 11h

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Rocket57 🇨🇦 @rocket57.bsky.social · 11h

Jankeeeees

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CJ ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 11h

Lol. Ben Shulman mentioning run differential as he summarizes this Blue Jays/Yankees series. 😂🖕🏻

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CJ ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 11h

Daaaaaa

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CJ ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 11h

The Blue Jays did it. They fucking did it.
😭😭😭

CJ ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 11h

Again

CJ ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 11h

Down to their last strike.

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CJ ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 11h

Again

CJ ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 11h

Down to their last strike.

CJ ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 11h

One out away.

CJ ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 11h

Down to their last strike.

CJ ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 11h

One out away.

CJ ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 11h

Two outs away.

CJ ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 11h

One out away.

CJ ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 11h

Two outs away.

CJ ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 11h

Two outs away.

CJ ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 11h

CRAP?
COOL?
CAKE?
CIRK? (which knowing your propensity for typos might actually be the one?)

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CJ ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 11h

Agreed.
bsky.app/profile/cjha...

CJ ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 11h

WhyTF would any baseball fan leave a game early? Especially a do or die playoff game?

Holy s*** Yankees fans you suck. You should have to hand in your fan card as you leave.