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Andy Richter @andyrichter.co · 2h

Yep

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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 2h

Oh god I was not ready to learn this

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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 2h

I feel like maybe getting Molitor finally changed the vibes?

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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 2h

Plus some of us still remember the trouble the Brewers use to give the Jays back when they were in AL East

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Danny @middaughsome.bsky.social · 10h

John Schneider and Kevin Gausman when they're interviewed live on Sportsnet

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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 12h

sorry boss i cant stop thinking about trains on account of my huge, cut johnson

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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 12h

This is maybe the most antisemitic thing a president has said (publicly) in the last 80 years (until the next thing he says), and the press will just pat him on the head about it.

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 13h

Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."

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Spooky Ha-Lewie-n Name Pollis @lewispoll.is · 14h

Edited screenshot of a meme tweet:

I dated a [Yankees fan] who'd taunt every [small-market team] he met until they'd pull their fist back to beat him up, whereupon my ex would go "heyheyheyyy c'maahn I'm a little guy, I'm just a little guyy, noo, it's also my birthday, I'm a little birthday boyy" & it somehow always worked

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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 13h

Or even just “man I read your book and you need to call The Number”

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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 13h

Fellas is it fascist to lie in bed?

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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 13h

Is there a Q&A??

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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 13h

I’ve always loved the general air of “lol can you believe they did that????” of this celebration

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omar tariff @ruhee.ca · 13h

On this day in 2016: the Donaldson Dash www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqrO...

TEX@TOR Gm3: Donaldson hustles home, clinches ALDS

YouTube video by MLB

www.youtube.com

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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 13h

I’ll know the fascism is over when the cars are all normal size again

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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 13h

I’m putting it in my living will that if I’m ever in a coma they should just play this for me over and over, and I assume it will revive me.

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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 13h

No one in history has ever been madder than Jeter in this moment

Derek Jeter smiling through his anger as Vladimir Guerrero Jr says “DAAAAA YANKEES LOSE” over and over again

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CJ ⚾⚕️😷 @cjhajer.bsky.social · 15h

I've been watching baseball since the Blue Jays were birthed and only now learned that a "Bullpen Game" means you put the entire Bullpen on the mound at the same time. How that doesn't lead to more pitcher head injuries, I don't know but, hey, it worked.

Rob Friedman @pitchingninja.com · 17h

All 8 of the Blue Jays Pitchers from Yesterday (overlay)

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J. Kelly Nestruck @nestruck.bsky.social · 14h

Weird timing for the Conservatives to announce that they wish Vladdy wasn't a Canadian citizen. www.ctvnews.ca/politics/art...

Conservatives want to end birthright citizenship for children of temporary residents

The Conservatives want to restrict birthright citizenship in Canada, a measure they say would mirror the rules in peer countries.

www.ctvnews.ca

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Minor Leaguer @minorleaguer.ca · 14h

I haven't shilled a t-shirt in a while but Breaking T really did a good job at launching this John Schneider-authorized "Start Spreading the News, Bitches" shirt quickly. breakingt.com/products/joh...

Start Spreading the News B*tches Shirt, Toronto - MLBPA x BreakingT

Start spreading the news. New York is leaving the playoffs today, right John Schneider? Officially licensed by MLB Players, Inc. Super-soft, durable t-shirts and hoodies Designed and printed in the US...

breakingt.com

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 1d

Kershaw really shit on his legacy by deciding he needed to get on the record with the wackest, worst, laziest bigotry right as the curtain was coming down, and it will be tough to remember him any other way. Absolutely one of the greats, but no one can just be normal (or just be quiet) anymore.

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Heather Hogan @heatherhogan.bsky.social · 2d

Wife: Fuck the Yankees!

Me: Hey maybe let’s don’t yell “Fuck the Yankees” with the windows open.
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Wife, louder: FUCK THE YANKEES!

Guy walking by outside: FUCK THE YANKEES!

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Absolutely Hammered @ahpod.bsky.social · 1d

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maxj.bsky.social @maxj.bsky.social · 1d

because we as a people are committed to knowledge and truth

Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 1d

It’s difficult to explain to non-Jews the extent to which Jewish children are raised to believe that the single greatest athlete in American history is Sandy Koufax

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Andy @rallycap.bsky.social · 1d

The Blue Jays celebrate their ALDS win against the New York Yankees

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Alexis G @alexisg.bsky.social · 1d

Meme of two stick figures with the caption:
Yankee downfall happening
me watching because I prayed for it

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