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Asher
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@eephusasher and @urban_asher combined into one great taste. Hiding here as the world crumbles around us.
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logging on
October 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Man, I do not want the return of Patriots Fans
ESPN can never give credit to a Boston sports team
January 18, 2026 at 9:46 PM
CJ Stroud looks deeply startled by the bright lights
January 18, 2026 at 9:40 PM
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I’m howling.
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Me, punching a toddler in the face: both sides are mad at me for this, so I must be doing something good
NEW: This week, Daily Show host Jon Stewart introduced his audience to Jenin Younes, describing her as a courageous civil rights attorney who had been canceled by both the right and left and therefore “must be doing something right.”

Really, she spent years undermining public health—and Democrats.
Jon Stewart Praises Attorney Behind Years of Anti-Vaccine and Anti-Lockdown Lawfare
“You’re a civil rights attorney who has been canceled by both the right and the left, which means you must be doing something right.”
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January 18, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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What’s happening is a war of treason being waged by the Republican Party’s paramilitary against the citizens of the United States in support of ethnic cleansing.
National media: Please stop describing what’s happening in Minneapolis as “protests.” There has been a modest, sustained protest outside the Whipple federal building, about 10 miles from downtown, but... 1/3
January 18, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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"we are better than this"

i am telling your right now... no we are not

find the courage to be what the moment requires
September 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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"you are mocking their physical features"

yes ... i know

"They can mock your physical features"

They are mocking my life... My actual life

so you are going to have to swallow hard ... and be bad
September 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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January 18, 2026 at 4:34 AM
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California governed by Danish laws and political institutions would be the unquestionably best place on Earth.
More than 200,000 Danish citizens have signed a petition to buy California as a response to Trump’s attempt to take Greenland.

They say they will provide Californians with “rule of law, universal health care, fact-based politics, and a lifetime supply of Danish pastries.”
January 17, 2026 at 5:51 PM
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I don’t make the rules, but when it’s reposting this, I damn well follow them and YOU’D BETTER TOO. youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk?...
Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland
YouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamérica
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January 18, 2026 at 2:46 AM
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January 18, 2026 at 1:16 AM
That is a whole bunch of bullshit. I’ll let you decide what bullshit I’m referring to.
January 18, 2026 at 1:11 AM
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One of my favourite soccer chants when Rio Ferdinand was banned from pitch side .. ' His name is Rio and he's watching from the stands' 🤣
January 17, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Starting a lord of the rings rewatch. Right off the top Galadriel is like “for none now live who remember it”. What about you ma’am?? You remember it. Also a whole bunch of elves.
January 17, 2026 at 8:25 PM
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January 17, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Love Actually
What is the movie you have seen the most times that you would say you do NOT like?
January 17, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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if you can’t think of the sacksville-baggins in your life, buddy… it’s you.
January 17, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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Watched Fellowship of the Ring in the theater tonight and lost the fight to not mutter “thiiiiiiiiiis bitch” every time Legolas walked into frame
January 17, 2026 at 3:59 AM
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Also just the entire idea that you can reduce the systematic disappearing of your non-white neighbors by a bunch of lawless masked federal paramilitaries armed to the teeth to bait is so insulting to its core. We are standing up against and bearing witness to an ethnic cleansing.
January 17, 2026 at 2:52 AM
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I don’t think people quite understand that the occupation by ICE in the Twin Cities has more or less erased non-white people from public life. They cannot safely exist in any space accessible to the public and moving between private places leaves folks vulnerable to kidnapping by armed masked goons.
January 16, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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I don't care if Monday's black
Tuesday, Wednesday, heart attack
Thursday, never looking back
It's Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil
Thank God It’s Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil
January 16, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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now with alt text
January 16, 2026 at 6:11 PM