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mike
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trans rights or gtfo. sometimes making music but i’d mostly like to be posting about sports.

sooners/niners/dodgers/thunder/highlander
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so many of you need to accept our lord and savior Sports into your life
Brock Turd-y imo
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
nothing like a quick completion for -1 yds to get your confidence back
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
the Niners are going to kill me
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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It’s time for 49ers football!
November 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM
first down was right there man
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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here's my thing with this:

it's objectively true, there is vastly more good star trek than star wars

but I still like the star wars universe as a sandbox more than star trek
You ever think about just how handily Star Trek has won the Star Wars/Star Trek war? Turns out making a lot of good content is really hard!
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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something of a single issue unsubscriber
November 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
me: (coughing loudly and uncontrollably)

microsoft teams: your mic is muted 🤗
November 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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It sucks that the people on X the Everything Site don’t realize that this is what being on X the Everything Site does to their brains
Enlightened centrist
November 24, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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every fucking year man
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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A toddler when in a moment of exhaustion and weakness you let them have or do something you normally wouldn’t:
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
this Eagles loss will keep the lights on at Get Up for a full week
November 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
November 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Bears tried sooo hard to give that one away
November 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
just to make things clear as we approach thursday: this is a pro turkey account. and not just dinner, gimme those sandwiches too. cold or hot, all year long, I’m about that bird.
November 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Bears bullied the Steelers on that one
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Europa Universalis IV
November 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
switching to Steelers/Bears to avoid watching more JJ McCarthy
November 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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(texting the devil) hey man are you bringing your eggs to the function
November 28, 2024 at 1:07 PM
embarrassing stuff from the Vikings there
November 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
my brain whenever I see Nick Herbig play football:
November 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
watching my cat get visibly angry at his tail
November 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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running around my adopted home Balmora

when my new dunmer friends greet me on the street, i am sure to tip my cap and say, "mozzerella to you, as well, friend,"
August 16, 2023 at 9:09 PM
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I hope all the libs who say "just move out of your red state if you hate living under tyranny" realize that you sound as idiotic as Bessent here
Bessent: "You know the best way to bring your inflation rate down? Move from a blue state to a red state. Blue state inflation is half a percent higher."
November 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM