Some turkey, hollering MIZ
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Recovering sportswriter and remarkably average wordsmith. Union man. Cubs/Bulls/Blackhawks/49ers/Mizzou/Sky/PGA/wrasslin’. Gonna be a brand-name day once the rain is finished. He/him.
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The gold Mizzou hoops unis are so clean
November 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
The gold Mizzou hoops unis are so clean
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I love the memes that have sprung up from an old dude just being baffled about how good the barbecue he helps make is
November 25, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I love the memes that have sprung up from an old dude just being baffled about how good the barbecue he helps make is
using only pictures already on your phone please show me how your team will fare during rivalry week
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
using only pictures already on your phone please show me how your team will fare during rivalry week
The cost of a dick punch? One game check.
Panthers safety Tre’von Moehrig has been suspended without pay for one game for an act of unsportsmanlike conduct during Monday’s game against the 49ers.
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The cost of a dick punch? One game check.
Just go for it. Get an inch, take a knee.
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Just go for it. Get an inch, take a knee.
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Cannot believe this soccer game announcer who talks like a @jonbois.bsky.social post
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Cannot believe this soccer game announcer who talks like a @jonbois.bsky.social post
49ers game Alcatraz shot, drink
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
49ers game Alcatraz shot, drink
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Brock doesn’t try 30 yard overthrows and they run the ball and score. Truly wild shit.
November 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Brock doesn’t try 30 yard overthrows and they run the ball and score. Truly wild shit.
Now that’s the good shit.
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Now that’s the good shit.
Just flipped to @gooffkings.bsky.social at halftime, and things are going great
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Just flipped to @gooffkings.bsky.social at halftime, and things are going great
Ref guy explains the rule, and Aikman is just like, “ehhh, maybe, maybe not. Because vibes.”
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Ref guy explains the rule, and Aikman is just like, “ehhh, maybe, maybe not. Because vibes.”
The biggest meal I had over our two days of family stuff was typically ham or prime rib like the meat-and-potatoes, half-interested Irish Catholics we were
it fascinates me how most everyone in the U.S. does turkey for Thanksgiving, but we are all over the map as to what we eat for Christmas (as is proper for a hugely diverse nation).
I come from a Christmas prime rib roast family, myself.
I come from a Christmas prime rib roast family, myself.
I also use the bacon method. Although turkey is Christmas dinner where I come from.
November 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The biggest meal I had over our two days of family stuff was typically ham or prime rib like the meat-and-potatoes, half-interested Irish Catholics we were
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The guy at the car dealership today entered my job title as "Senior Righter." Ironically, that'd make a great title for an editor.
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The guy at the car dealership today entered my job title as "Senior Righter." Ironically, that'd make a great title for an editor.
The most Bulls thing ever would be to beat who they beat early this season, then piss away the lighter part of their schedule
November 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
The most Bulls thing ever would be to beat who they beat early this season, then piss away the lighter part of their schedule
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The Panthers coach looks like Sean Duffey and I hope they lose by 80
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The Panthers coach looks like Sean Duffey and I hope they lose by 80
Hoping very badly that he finally gets the call from the hall
Roger Craig tears up upon saying hello to Christian McCaffrey before today’s game …
November 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Hoping very badly that he finally gets the call from the hall
It’s time for 49ers football!
November 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM
It’s time for 49ers football!
Instead of watching pregame, I’m prepping for Niners football by watching the Sable Offshore/Phil Mickelson PTFO. Like one does.
November 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Instead of watching pregame, I’m prepping for Niners football by watching the Sable Offshore/Phil Mickelson PTFO. Like one does.
Get to stepping, green bean casserole.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Get to stepping, green bean casserole.
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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there's a container ship fire off the port of la and the harbor commissioners are publicly begging the sec. of transportation to return their calls but he's on the news riffing about what you wear on a plane
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
there's a container ship fire off the port of la and the harbor commissioners are publicly begging the sec. of transportation to return their calls but he's on the news riffing about what you wear on a plane
My alma mater's most famous current hoopers aren't really doing much for the value of my degree, I have to say.
when you’re being quoted approvingly by transphobe extraordinaire Jennifer Sey, you’re doing something very wrong
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
My alma mater's most famous current hoopers aren't really doing much for the value of my degree, I have to say.
Well, I'm sick, so this should be easy enough
November 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Well, I'm sick, so this should be easy enough
I cannot fathom how the Hawks haven’t scored. It’s insane.
November 24, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I cannot fathom how the Hawks haven’t scored. It’s insane.