"Hollywood" Ben Hogan
@craftylefty2126.bsky.social
The secret's in the dirt, brother. Recovering sportswriter and remarkably average wordsmith. Union man. Cubs/Bulls/Blackhawks/49ers/Mizzou/Sky/golf/wrasslin’. Gonna be a brand-name day once the rain is finished. He/him.
Lorem ipsum on this Word doc I'm editing is veering dangerously close to NSFW territory
January 15, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Lorem ipsum on this Word doc I'm editing is veering dangerously close to NSFW territory
When it's opening day
January 15, 2026 at 2:32 PM
When it's opening day
Golf skeets so good they allow us to use this lane at all PGA Tour events
January 13, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Golf skeets so good they allow us to use this lane at all PGA Tour events
If I have to pretend to be a golf account that appeals to a generation far younger than me?
January 13, 2026 at 2:46 AM
If I have to pretend to be a golf account that appeals to a generation far younger than me?
Got the smoker out. Sample of the stuff.
January 11, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Got the smoker out. Sample of the stuff.
Stayed down the street from here when we went to the Travelers and safe to say:
January 9, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Stayed down the street from here when we went to the Travelers and safe to say:
Did this over on IG so I may as well own it here. 2026 major guesses at best.
January 6, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Did this over on IG so I may as well own it here. 2026 major guesses at best.
A mascot worth rooting for
January 1, 2026 at 11:06 PM
A mascot worth rooting for
An Arby’s ad read by someone other than Ving Rhames?
January 1, 2026 at 6:55 PM
An Arby’s ad read by someone other than Ving Rhames?
2025 in review. Somehow “not fucking just” feels appropriate.
January 1, 2026 at 6:30 PM
2025 in review. Somehow “not fucking just” feels appropriate.
I need a cigarette
December 29, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I need a cigarette
Huge day in sports today. That’s right:
TGL IS BACK, FOLKS
TGL IS BACK, FOLKS
December 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Huge day in sports today. That’s right:
TGL IS BACK, FOLKS
TGL IS BACK, FOLKS
Alright let’s fucking do this thing. We ride one last time.
December 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Alright let’s fucking do this thing. We ride one last time.
“Baby, you’re so money, you don’t even know it”
December 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
“Baby, you’re so money, you don’t even know it”
When in Rome
December 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
When in Rome
As it turned out, 2.5 seconds was an overestimation.
December 25, 2025 at 10:48 PM
As it turned out, 2.5 seconds was an overestimation.
“We hope this message finds you well.”
How the message finds me until Jan. 5:
How the message finds me until Jan. 5:
December 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
“We hope this message finds you well.”
How the message finds me until Jan. 5:
How the message finds me until Jan. 5:
WE FUCKIN’ RIDE
December 22, 2025 at 12:58 AM
WE FUCKIN’ RIDE
Malik Willis? The former Titan?
December 21, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Malik Willis? The former Titan?
When the mercury tops 50 in December in the Midwest:
December 20, 2025 at 1:46 PM
When the mercury tops 50 in December in the Midwest: