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chalupacabra🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️
@possumancer.bsky.social
she/her - sister imperator of the trans cult - level 34 possumancer - average car enjoyer - banjo pervert
goodnight, internet weirdos
November 30, 2025 at 6:59 AM
completely forgot i have video of me feeding okuyasu, he was my favorite :)
November 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 7:13 AM
you wear fingerless gloves to look cool, i wear fingerless gloves to look like a possum

we are not the same
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 AM
show was neat and i saw a guy fold himself in half

that wasn't part of the show, dude was just on enough opiates to kill god
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
there was like no traffic and i hit every light green so now im here 45 minutes early fuck
ouuuugh i have to drive to work during rush hour on black friday tomorrow kill me now
November 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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I loathe with every fiber of my being that the term Black Friday is mainstream and marked on the calendar like it's an actual holiday to be celebrated. Curse this foul wretchedness that has brought nothing but despair to the hearts of retail workers across the nation.
November 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
it's actually really funny that AI both requires unrestricted plagiarism to function and is also wrong about everything all the time
November 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
what the actual fuck do you mean dick van dyke is still alive HOW
November 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 5:02 AM
don't ask why it took this long for me to check out the new danny brown album but god DAMN
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
saw a post that was like "sum up your gender with 4 fictional characters" and all i can think of is buster keaton four times but that was a real guy and also a guy
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
in 6-8 months when i'm finally done sewing the base layer of scabbing onto these pants it will be so over for you hos
November 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
ouuuugh i have to drive to work during rush hour on black friday tomorrow kill me now
November 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
food was good.
time to go to the cell service exclusion zone to listen to my cousins drone endlessly about the latest Product they've consumed
November 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
time to go to the cell service exclusion zone to listen to my cousins drone endlessly about the latest Product they've consumed
November 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
didn't realize how grimy my 'this scrap of fabric kills fascists' patch was until it was side by side with a new one, i guess i must've gotten it like 6-7 years ago?
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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Happy possum
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
right fingertips hurt from doing slides on the banjo

left fingertips hurt from hand sewing

i am in a hell of my own creation (positive)
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 AM
"man it's weird that i still get the occasional cig craving despite only having smoked one (1) in college, i must have such a propensity for addiction"

(completely forgetting a childhood spent indoors hotboxxing second hand camels and the 2 years my friend group would smoke cigars at gatherings)
November 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
the straw slot on the cap of spray cans is the pinnacle of human achievement
November 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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weird Disco Elysium fanart i once drew
November 22, 2024 at 7:41 PM
goodnight internet weirdos
November 26, 2025 at 6:35 AM